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Vicious_Dios
10/16/19 7:34:38 PM
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Y31syDY

Tell me that you didn't have to reread the instructions twice to understand it.
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LordFarquad1312
10/16/19 7:35:56 PM
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Wtf at teaching set theory in kindergarten?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/16/19 7:36:09 PM
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uh it's easy?
>draw 5 dots
>CHILD DRAW MORE DOTS
>CHILD DRAW LESS DOTS

done
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spudger
10/16/19 7:36:33 PM
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shes gonna be set for elementary school
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L0Z
10/16/19 7:37:35 PM
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You literally circle the set that has more from question 1 and circle the set that has less in questions 2 and 3. The home connection on the right isnt what theyre asking

Home connection seems like some practice activity theyre suggesting you to do on scrap paper

Answers are
1. A
2. A
3. B
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FF_Redux
10/16/19 7:37:45 PM
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VanananaHeyHey
10/16/19 7:38:01 PM
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I honestly didn't, but I did read it slowly. The use of "set" instead of "sequence," "group" or "string" was sort of weird.
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Hop103
10/16/19 7:43:23 PM
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No child left behind + common core = this ultimate shitshow
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DD Divine
10/16/19 7:44:13 PM
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Its pretty easy. I do this with my kiddos in school.

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_Squirtle_
10/16/19 7:47:02 PM
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"Draw some circles, parent. Now tell your kid to draw more circles than you did. Now have them draw fewer."

CE: "common core is literally nonsense. How could anyone understand such gibberish?"

Jesus Christ you guys are the parents teachers hate. This shit is so basic.
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furb
10/16/19 7:48:41 PM
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Why does she have homework at that age at all?

Is that normal now? Was it always. I was that age in 90, and we never had homework.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/16/19 7:49:35 PM
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furb posted...
Why does she have homework at that age at all?

Is that normal now? Was it always. I was that age in 90, and we never had homework.

It's not actual homework were the child is meant to do it on their own.
It's an idea of continuing the child's basic education of understanding simple concepts kids to learn.
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Politics
10/16/19 7:50:21 PM
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okay WHAT

I'm in grad school and I literally can't figure this out at all
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voldothegr8
10/16/19 7:50:36 PM
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It's pretty clear cut to me
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Kajagogo
10/16/19 7:54:57 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
It's pretty clear cut to me

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Vicious_Dios
10/16/19 7:58:47 PM
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L0Z posted...
You literally circle the set that has more from question 1 and circle the set that has less in questions 2 and 3. The home connection on the right isnt what theyre asking

Home connection seems like some practice activity theyre suggesting you to do on scrap paper

Answers are
1. A
2. A
3. B


I loved how you put them in spoilers.

Her homework has already been completed after I explained it to her. Poor thing was on the brink of crying. Listen people, I get that this is literally elementary stuff, but I was coming at this with the mentality of a 5 year old.

Sheesh.
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LordFarquad1312
10/16/19 8:00:11 PM
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So many people itt bragging about being smarter than a 5 y/o. Smh.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/16/19 8:01:24 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...

Her homework has already been completed after I explained it to her. Poor thing was on the brink of crying. Listen people, I get that this is literally elementary stuff, but I was coming at this with the mentality of a 5 year old.

Did you tell her to read it and do it herself?
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L0Z
10/16/19 8:02:02 PM
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Yeah whoever designed the layout of that page is not smart. Instructions should be at the top. The home connection stuff should be at the very bottom.
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MrK3V
10/16/19 8:02:37 PM
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This homework is so easy a kindergartener could do it
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WashYourHands
10/16/19 8:02:44 PM
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5 y/o: I dont understand

decades old ce poster: ItS eAsY

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/16/19 8:02:47 PM
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L0Z posted...
Yeah whoever designed the layout of that page is not smart. Instructions should be at the top. The home connection stuff should be at the very bottom.

It's not for kids to read.
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_Squirtle_
10/16/19 8:06:18 PM
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WashYourHands posted...
5 y/o: I dont understand

decades old ce poster: ItS eAsY


This is designed to be done with an adult. Holy fuck are you people even looking at the bottom directions?
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Vicious_Dios
10/16/19 8:06:44 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...

Her homework has already been completed after I explained it to her. Poor thing was on the brink of crying. Listen people, I get that this is literally elementary stuff, but I was coming at this with the mentality of a 5 year old.

Did you tell her to read it and do it herself?


I simply told her to ignore the right circled written batch of activities and to carefully read the bottom set of instructions. She thought she had to blend both directions together and got confused.

When her face as she 'got it' lit up immediately melted my heart. Later we, sat side by side and did a few more comparisons.

I rarely visit my sister's home, but this was interesting to say the least. lol
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furb
10/16/19 8:07:12 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
It's not actual homework were the child is meant to do it on their own.
It's an idea of continuing the child's basic education of understanding simple concepts kids to learn.


Ok thanks that makes sense.

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FFVII_REMAKE
10/16/19 8:08:54 PM
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Question 1 is asking to circle the set that has more.

Question 2 and 3 is asking to circle the set that has less.

How did I understand that?

And I have terrible memory problems.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/16/19 8:09:01 PM
#31:


Vicious_Dios posted...


I simply told her to ignore the right circled written batch of activities and to carefully read the bottom set of instructions. She thought she had to blend both directions together and got confused.

When her face as she 'got it' lit up immediately melted my heart. Later we, sat side by side and did a few more comparisons.

I rarely visit my sister's home, but this was interesting to say the least. lol

Dude, she's not meant to do this by herself.
Like this is literally a "take home and give to your parent" thing.
Kids don't do their own homework until they're around 1st grade and even then the parent is supposed to check it to make sure it's right and they understand why it's right or why it's wrong.
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El Mexicano Texano
10/16/19 8:14:52 PM
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Just post pics of you sis then we will do your homework for you

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LordFarquad1312
10/16/19 8:16:45 PM
#33:


The verbiage is way too complicated for a 5y/o. Should have went with "group" instead of "set" imo.

"But groups and sets are completely different concepts!"

STFU strawman I just made up!
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eston
10/16/19 8:21:44 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...


I simply told her to ignore the right circled written batch of activities and to carefully read the bottom set of instructions. She thought she had to blend both directions together and got confused.

When her face as she 'got it' lit up immediately melted my heart. Later we, sat side by side and did a few more comparisons.

I rarely visit my sister's home, but this was interesting to say the least. lol

Dude, she's not meant to do this by herself.
Like this is literally a "take home and give to your parent" thing.
Kids don't do their own homework until they're around 1st grade and even then the parent is supposed to check it to make sure it's right and they understand why it's right or why it's wrong.

This. It is clearly giving instructions to both the parent and child. It tells the parent what to say to the child, then outlines what the child is supposed to do on each problem.

Maybe it's because I have a 7-year-old and am used to this stuff, but it seems very straight-forward
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Turtlebread
10/16/19 8:22:45 PM
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Is the home activity done on a separate sheet of paper?
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stoltenberg11
10/16/19 8:23:52 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
So many people itt bragging about being smarter than a 5 y/o. Smh.

There's also a few people in here going "it's so simple!!!" adn then not even explaining it the right way lol.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/16/19 8:25:25 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
Is the home activity done on a separate sheet of paper?

Most likely, yes
The actual page seems like it's from a book that parents are meant to handle with teachers and kids only view when told to. Which makes me wonder why she was given a page from it
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Vicious_Dios
10/16/19 9:12:51 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
Just post pics of you sis then we will do your homework for you


Shut the fuck up and then get the fuck out.
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