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Touch
10/21/19 4:48:37 PM
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Guy_Fieri
10/21/19 4:54:31 PM
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ass platypus
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Touch
10/22/19 7:12:11 AM
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No one cares about beaver duck? ;(
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SuperShake666
10/22/19 7:16:31 AM
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One of my dreams in life is to be able to pet a platypus.
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Were_Wyrm
10/22/19 7:24:32 AM
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Hambo the Hog
10/23/19 11:18:07 PM
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Aww, what a cuddly little beaver duck.

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_Matchabuu_
10/23/19 11:20:41 PM
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SuperShake666 posted...
One of my dreams in life is to be able to pet a platypus.


Same man, same :(
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008Zulu
10/28/19 3:13:53 AM
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The male platypus is actually venomous, because of course it is, Australia! The venom can cause you to become incapacitated from the excruciating pain for up to a month, an Army trooper who rescued (and was subsequently stung by it) a platypus said the pain was worse than taking shrapnel. Oh, and the venom makes you immune to pain management drugs like morphine, because Australia.
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Hambo the Hog
10/28/19 7:48:51 AM
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008Zulu posted...
The male platypus is actually venomous, because of course it is, Australia! The venom can cause you to become incapacitated from the excruciating pain for up to a month, an Army trooper who rescued (and was subsequently stung by it) a platypus said the pain was worse than taking shrapnel. Oh, and the venom makes you immune to pain management drugs like morphine, because Australia.
WHAT

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Garioshi
10/28/19 7:50:36 AM
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It's so fucking adorable
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Touch
10/28/19 6:38:27 PM
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008Zulu posted...
The male platypus is actually venomous, because of course it is, Australia! The venom can cause you to become incapacitated from the excruciating pain for up to a month, an Army trooper who rescued (and was subsequently stung by it) a platypus said the pain was worse than taking shrapnel. Oh, and the venom makes you immune to pain management drugs like morphine, because Australia.

How long until some idiots do the MALE PLATYPUS VENOM CHALLENGE
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008Zulu
10/28/19 10:07:48 PM
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Touch posted...
How long until some idiots do the MALE PLATYPUS VENOM CHALLENGE

Not soon enough.
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_Matchabuu_
10/28/19 10:22:49 PM
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puppy!
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PBusted
11/01/19 12:17:17 AM
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Sportsaholic
11/01/19 3:57:00 AM
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apolloooo
11/05/19 4:14:01 AM
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where's perry
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KillerKhan420
11/06/19 8:22:56 PM
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I identify as a platypus and I must say that's one sexy cute ass platypus.
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Lordgold666
11/06/19 8:24:50 PM
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Id own one
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Ki_cat_
11/06/19 8:33:16 PM
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The babies are cute but adults will accidentally sting you. Adult males, specifically.
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Touch
11/06/19 8:56:38 PM
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Ki_cat_ posted...
The babies are cute but adults will accidentally sting you. Adult males, specifically.

Where are their stingers?
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Ki_cat_
11/07/19 2:12:50 PM
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Touch posted...
Ki_cat_ posted...
The babies are cute but adults will accidentally sting you. Adult males, specifically.

Where are their stingers?


I believe it's near their claws. More to the back of the hand.
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spanky1
11/07/19 2:30:06 PM
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Touch
11/07/19 2:31:09 PM
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spanky1 posted...
It's like its whole job is to just be cute.
The way it wiggles when it's being petted/scratched omg

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Feline_Heart
11/12/19 10:52:46 PM
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008Zulu posted...
The male platypus is actually venomous, because of course it is, Australia! The venom can cause you to become incapacitated from the excruciating pain for up to a month, an Army trooper who rescued (and was subsequently stung by it) a platypus said the pain was worse than taking shrapnel. Oh, and the venom makes you immune to pain management drugs like morphine, because Australia.

Couldnt you just do some meth or heroin to deal with the pain?
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