Current Events > ce it begins. I must leave now and hope for the best

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This certainly isn't because work is cracking down on everything and I'll probably get fired. No sir. Not at all.
This definitely isn't me panicking because they're asking me to explain about my choice of desktop background and various certain images of "a woman in a bikini" saved.

Fuck you. She's in UFC you ignorant fucks.

but really plesae send me your good luck
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Hoping you dont get fired.
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you gotta get your shit together
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Seems illegal
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Hoping you get the help you desperately need.

Don't ever come back.
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I'm still confused considering nobody ever complained and we got no new people
I wonder what the problem is
The next 15 hours is gonna be ufn staying away
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Hoping you get the help you desperately need.

Don't ever come back.

You're the one that needs help, SomeLikeItHoth
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CE needs you

This will probably be a warning.
But then they will hold that over your head like the Sword of Damocles for the rest of your time there.

Good luck man.
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Hoping you get the help you desperately need.

Don't ever come back.

Fuck me I'm agreeing with Hoth
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It's weird to me because the picture I have on my desktop had the CEO asking about the background like 7 months ago and who she was and we spent like 15 minutes talking about women in certain industries

Surely my CEO would have me fired faster than that

Yeah I'm fucked. Oh boy this is gonna be fun
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MC_BatCommander posted...

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Hoping you get the help you desperately need.

Don't ever come back.

Fuck me I'm agreeing with Hoth

He should also take his own advice

I would say it's reasonable to assume you pissed of somebody somewhere.
Especially if no one else is going through something similar.

Somebody doesn't like you. Office work can get pretty toxic.
And it is really easy nowadays to make trouble for any male with even a once of testosterone.
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It's really weird. Like, nobody's ever cared.


pic of her in the bikini btw
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Where do you work? Or what kind of job is it?
What's the environment like?
Are there Alpha Bitches there?
How about post-menopausal boomer types?
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Finance company, I just out of hours incase something blows up in Ireland and I have to fix it and/or China or America needs something from us.
99% of people wear chinos or jeans with t-shirts and we swear like crazy
No idea, I only interact with like 30 people, out of those nope.
No idea.

I think my main argument will open with "it's not a fucking biniki you stupid fuck" and assume I'm fired then do a 360 and walk away.
I'm still salty they think it's a bikini
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Machete posted...

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Hoping you get the help you desperately need.

Don't ever come back.

You're the one that needs help, SomeLikeItHoth

Youre a pawn for the mods and you revel in that fact. And they still throw you under the bus. Youve been here so long you try to adopt Vegys gimmick.
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Tell them you were hacked and youre inept at removing it
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

I'm still salty they think it's a bikini

That I agree with. But they can spin it any way they want. It also depends on what else was on there.
I still think it will just be a warning, but there is certainly someone trying to make trouble for you.
And right now it is open season on males.
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Honestly not in Ireland.
Like we're still assbackwards as fuck.

But it's weird since I had that picture saved and just made it my desktop. So it's not like I go searching for "Ronda Rousey half naked bikini hot as fuck pictures that are NSFW" while at work.

they literally bolded the word bikini in the email too. On one hand I'm amused but on the other I know I can say "fuck you it's staying" since they're pretty desperate to keep me because apparently I'm the only one from the group one of the Chinese CEOs talks to if it's night here and the regular day people aren't here
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R1masher posted...

Tell them you were hacked and youre inept at removing it

wow "I accidently left my computer unlocked and that fuck from across the building who I want to punch for being annoying when they talk did it"

You might be onto something
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

Honestly not in Ireland.
Like we're still assbackwards as fuck.

But it's weird since I had that picture saved and just made it my desktop. So it's not like I go searching for "Ronda Rousey half naked bikini hot as fuck pictures that are NSFW" while at work.

they literally bolded the word bikini in the email too. On one hand I'm amused but on the other I know I can say "fuck you it's staying" since they're pretty desperate to keep me because apparently I'm the only one from the group one of the Chinese CEOs talks to if it's night here and the regular day people aren't here

Oh I didn't realize you were in Ireland. Still treating women like they are children is all the rage right now.
And no one is irreplaceable. Companys unfortunately rarely actually care about the quality of your work. That want robots with heartbeats. Most people are stupid. Many employers would take someone who was stupid, but can still squeak through their work. Stupid people are less trouble.
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SiO4 posted...

Oh I didn't realize you were in Ireland. Still treating women like they are children is all the rage right now.
And no one is irreplaceable. Companys unfortunately rarely actually care about the quality of your work. That want robots with heartbeats. Most people are stupid. Many employers would take someone who was stupid, but can still squeak through their work. Stupid people are less trouble.

Nah most people quit the moment she calls.
Imagine a drunk 50 year old Chinese woman with broken English screaming down the phone, that's her.
Me and two managers are the only ones she's polite and nice to.
Me apparently because I keep making jokes about her being drunk and that's the only reason she still works.

They can't outright fire me, they still give me at least a month's notice since gross insubordination is the only reason for a fair and instant dismissal
So theyll probably just say "no bikini pics" which will be fun
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Having women in bikinis as a wallpaper seems a bit inappropriate for work. Even if it's SFW.

that's the picture
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

So theyll probably just say "no bikini pics" which will be fun

Ya, that is what I would assume. Still, if you do anything else similar they'll just say you have a history of this stuff and can you. Just play the game, keep your head down, and think about jumping ship at some point. Your environment just got toxic, which generally doesn't 'get better'
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SiO4 posted...

Ya, that is what I would assume. Still, if you do anything else similar they'll just say you have a history of this stuff and can you. Just play the game, keep your head down, and think about jumping ship at some point. Your environment just got toxic, which generally doesn't 'get better'

Nah I wanna push their buttons until they admit it's not a bikini
Then I'll gracefully accept I can only watch anime and wrestling at work

I like how my priority has gone from "no get fired" to "fucking fucks it's not a bikini I just want it admitted by them"
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

SiO4 posted...

Ya, that is what I would assume. Still, if you do anything else similar they'll just say you have a history of this stuff and can you. Just play the game, keep your head down, and think about jumping ship at some point. Your environment just got toxic, which generally doesn't 'get better'

Nah I wanna push their buttons until they admit it's not a bikini
Then I'll gracefully accept I can only watch anime and wrestling at work

I like how my priority has gone from "no get fired" to "fucking fucks it's not a bikini I just want it admitted by them"

Sounds like you're already checked out.
Even if you last a year longer, you'll know the moment stopped really caring.
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SiO4 posted...

Sounds like you're already checked out.
Even if you last a year longer, you'll know the moment stopped really caring.

I checked out the week I got told by a few C levels that Chinese Drunk Lady CEO was overjoyed with me and is apparently "the only person she wants to talk to if it's not daytime in Ireland" (eg when her usual guys are there) since everyone was talking about it for like two weeks about how amazing it is that someone is working there that she likes
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Well, give us an update when it all goes down.
It's 22:30 there now, when do you go in?
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Lmao at the fake news in post 17. Is that ROD?
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3ish more hours
I've decided my actual defense will be "Ronda fucking Rousey inspires me. If dickhead across the way can have his fucking background set as a fucking jpop group I get my Ronda fucking Rousey one"
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

that's the picture

Tf, that's a problem?

And I thought I was prudish.
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My defense is "she's not in a bikini and you're all sexist" and for backup I have a functioning alcoholic Office Lady.

30 minutes and we gonna get fired.
Luckily they'll possibly let her do some talking and I won't get fired so fast
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More power to you, Brutal. May your past be as fraudulent as your present.
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