Current Events > Your reaction: Your son is dating a female video game support NPC.

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UnfairRepresent 10/27/19 4:59:37 PM #1:	Your son is coming over for dinner to introduce you to his girlfriend. "Hey dad, sorry I'm late. The car broke down but she was able to repair it. This is the girl I've telling you about, the one I met at that rebel headquarters thing I went too? Yeah I know it was kinda lame but she's cool." Then when you step outside your home to meet her, the wind blows your front door shut and locks it behind you. You panic for a moment as you left the keys inside and you impotently fail to get it back open The girl then perks up saying "I've heard of breaching a door, but this is much quieter." pulling tools out of her pocket and she then unlocks it for you before saying "Aye it's done!" Then during dinner she eats in periodic movements while staring back and forth between you and your son. Saying nothing unless prompted by either of you or some kind of outside event. She's also armed with a concealed firearm. Then whenever you prod her for small talk when nothing important is going on she only responds with base statements like "Let's go!" "Need something?" "It's a fine day with you around." "This way!" "How are you?" How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929312438] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>Your son is coming over for dinner to introduce you to his girlfriend. "Hey dad, sorry I'm late. The car broke down but she was able to repair it. This is the girl I've telling you about, the one I met at that rebel headquarters thing I went too? Yeah I know it was kinda lame but she's cool." Then when you step outside your home to meet her, the wind blows your front door shut and locks it behind you. You panic for a moment as you left the keys inside and you impotently fail to get it back open The girl then perks up saying "I've heard of breaching a door, but this is much quieter." pulling tools out of her pocket and she then unlocks it for you before saying "Aye it's done!" Then during dinner she eats in periodic movements while staring back and forth between you and your son. Saying nothing unless prompted by either of you or some kind of outside event. She's also armed with a concealed firearm. Then whenever you prod her for small talk when nothing important is going on she only responds with base statements like "Let's go!" "Need something?" "It's a fine day with you around." "This way!" "How are you?" How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 10/27/19 5:00:38 PM #2:	threesome --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html Doener macht schoener <cite>Choco posted [p:929312484] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>threesome</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AFrench2 10/27/19 5:01:31 PM #3:	The fuck am I reading? Go do something with your time, this is fucking weird. --- Ohh boy <cite>AFrench2 posted [p:929312520] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>The fuck am I reading? Go do something with your time, this is fucking weird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 10/27/19 5:02:53 PM #4:	Good morning. nice day for fishing, aint it? heh heh --- https://imgur.com/cUNC8DI <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:929312573] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>Good morning. nice day for fishing, aint it? heh heh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/27/19 5:10:11 PM #5:	AFrench2 posted... The fuck am I reading? A scenario about your son dating a support npc Go do something with your time, this is fucking weird. "Talking to people online is weird " - Boy who insults people online --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929312952] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>AFrench2 posted...</cite> <quote>The fuck am I reading?</quote> A scenario about your son dating a support npc <quote>Go do something with your time, this is fucking weird.</quote> "Talking to people online is weird " - Boy who insults people online</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 10/27/19 5:11:13 PM #6:	Choco posted... threesome The gentleman response. --- Raised on VHS, anchored to DVD <cite>masticatingman posted [p:929313012] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted...</cite> <quote>threesome</quote> The gentleman response.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AFrench2 10/27/19 5:11:23 PM #7:	No, YOU'RE fucking weird. Talking to people online is fine. Posting weird stories with pictures and having your mind wander to this place is fucking odd. And posting about it in public, for us all to see that you're fucking weird, is even stranger. Just go outside and do something with your life. --- Ohh boy <cite>AFrench2 posted [p:929313023] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>No, YOU'RE fucking weird. Talking to people online is fine. Posting weird stories with pictures and having your mind wander to this place is fucking odd. And posting about it in public, for us all to see that you're fucking weird, is even stranger. Just go outside and do something with your life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AFrench2 10/27/19 5:12:08 PM #8:	Wakes up "Hmmm what to do today?" "I know! Scour google for a pic of a girl I've never meant, and then type some fucking odd story involving my father for Gamefaqs to read." ^ This kid's life. --- Ohh boy <cite>AFrench2 posted [p:929313063] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>Wakes up "Hmmm what to do today?" "I know! Scour google for a pic of a girl I've never meant, and then type some fucking odd story involving my father for Gamefaqs to read." ^ This kid's life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/27/19 5:14:06 PM #9:	lol @ that failed alt switch --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929313172] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>lol @ that failed alt switch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AFrench2 10/27/19 5:15:30 PM #10:	It was a double-post, not an alt-switch.. So not just socially awkward and pathetic, but also not much for detective skills eithe. --- Ohh boy <cite>AFrench2 posted [p:929313242] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>It was a double-post, not an alt-switch.. So not just socially awkward and pathetic, but also not much for detective skills eithe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/27/19 6:13:32 PM #11:	masticatingman posted... Choco posted... threesome The gentleman response. eww its your son --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929315661] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>masticatingman posted...</cite> <quote>Choco posted...</cite> <quote>threesome</quote> The gentleman response.</quote> eww its your son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/29/19 6:35:46 PM #12:	bump --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929402759] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 10/29/19 6:37:42 PM #13:	I strongly encourage my son to break it off. Girls like her always mysteriously disappear or die by the time the sequel comes out. --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:929402837] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>I strongly encourage my son to break it off. Girls like her always mysteriously disappear or die by the time the sequel comes out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vol2tex 10/29/19 9:33:56 PM #14:	lol --- https://imgtc.com/i/7cQjt43.jpg https://i.imgtc.ws/8FM6Wui.jpg <cite>Vol2tex posted [p:929409495] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 10/29/19 9:36:19 PM #15:	I would encourage my son to talk to her repeatedly and buy her things in order to build up relationship points. --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:929409570] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>I would encourage my son to talk to her repeatedly and buy her things in order to build up relationship points.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vol2tex 10/29/19 10:41:37 PM #16:	Manocheese posted... I would encourage my son to talk to her repeatedly and buy her things in order to build up relationship points. Good --- https://imgtc.com/i/7cQjt43.jpg https://i.imgtc.ws/8FM6Wui.jpg <cite>Vol2tex posted [p:929412038] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>I would encourage my son to talk to her repeatedly and buy her things in order to build up relationship points.</quote> Good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/30/19 3:57:29 AM #17:	Manocheese posted... I would encourage my son to talk to her repeatedly and buy her things in order to build up relationship points. That's actually good advice --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929419691] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>I would encourage my son to talk to her repeatedly and buy her things in order to build up relationship points.</quote> That's actually good advice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 10/30/19 3:58:31 AM #18:	It's your life, son. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:929419705] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>It's your life, son.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 10/30/19 5:28:00 AM #19:	her: "It's a fine day with you around." me: "Do you know a girl from Whiterun named Ysolda?" --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:929420773] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>her: "It's a fine day with you around." me: "Do you know a girl from Whiterun named Ysolda?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/30/19 5:33:58 AM #20:	AFrench2 posted... Wakes up "Hmmm what to do today?" "I know! Scour google for a pic of a girl I've never meant, and then type some fucking odd story involving my father for Gamefaqs to read." ^ This kid's life. Savage af lmao --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:929420843] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>AFrench2 posted...</cite> <quote>Wakes up "Hmmm what to do today?" "I know! Scour google for a pic of a girl I've never meant, and then type some fucking odd story involving my father for Gamefaqs to read." ^ This kid's life.</quote> Savage af lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/30/19 6:05:35 AM #21:	jumi posted... her: "It's a fine day with you around." me: "Do you know a girl from Whiterun named Ysolda?" "Let's go" what are you expecting? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929421180] in Your react... [t:78115299]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted...</cite> <quote>her: "It's a fine day with you around." me: "Do you know a girl from Whiterun named Ysolda?" </quote> "Let's go" what are you expecting?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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