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au_gold
10/31/19 2:18:10 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR2I0dvfkYQ" data-time="


Would you date her?
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defauIt
10/31/19 2:18:37 PM
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She can block my hormones any day
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Soggy_Pocket
10/31/19 2:18:44 PM
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Weirdo Sean Penn didn't work out?
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EvalAngell
10/31/19 2:19:22 PM
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when you can't find a man at this stage in your life, you should probably look in the mirror.

Also that Budweiser commercial where she's emasculating all the men in the bar doesn't help.
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SquantoZ
10/31/19 2:20:22 PM
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yeah definitely. Idk if I could hide it from my wife though

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au_gold
10/31/19 2:35:17 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
Also that Budweiser commercial where she's emasculating all the men in the bar doesn't help.

Link?
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EvalAngell
10/31/19 2:39:22 PM
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au_gold posted...
EvalAngell posted...
Also that Budweiser commercial where she's emasculating all the men in the bar doesn't help.

Link?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBzaX3FPGaQ" data-time="

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Smashingpmkns
10/31/19 2:44:55 PM
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Charlize Theron is the perfect woman.
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_Matchabuu_
10/31/19 2:46:01 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
when you can't find a man at this stage in your life, you should probably look in the mirror.

Also that Budweiser commercial where she's emasculating all the men in the bar doesn't help.


This is a bad take
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The Trent
10/31/19 2:47:54 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
EvalAngell posted...
when you can't find a man at this stage in your life, you should probably look in the mirror.

Also that Budweiser commercial where she's emasculating all the men in the bar doesn't help.


This is a bad take


it really is an odd commercial though
she literally just hears some frat dude being obnoxious while celebrating something pool related and the commercial goes into "watch this girl power shit" like one jackass at the bar is a good impetus to assert your dominance over the male population
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EzeDoesIt
10/31/19 2:48:45 PM
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u got my # bb
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evil_zombie11
10/31/19 2:49:51 PM
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Some girls just aren't date material
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PatrickMahomes
10/31/19 2:51:55 PM
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Jagr_68
10/31/19 2:53:53 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
when you can't find a man at this stage in your life, you should probably look in the mirror.


It's not her fault kids are like the biggest cockblockers of all time.
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The Trent
10/31/19 2:54:37 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
EvalAngell posted...
when you can't find a man at this stage in your life, you should probably look in the mirror.


It's not her fault kids are like the biggest cockblockers of all time.


i'm sure she doesn't have 3 nannies on staff
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pauIie
10/31/19 2:55:21 PM
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PIITB415
10/31/19 2:55:58 PM
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She was thirsty AF for Jon Hamm in an interview
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Jagr_68
10/31/19 2:57:20 PM
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The Trent posted...
Jagr_68 posted...
EvalAngell posted...
when you can't find a man at this stage in your life, you should probably look in the mirror.


It's not her fault kids are like the biggest cockblockers of all time.


i'm sure she doesn't have 3 nannies on staff


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gamer167
10/31/19 2:58:59 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
This is a bad take


Its really not.
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zado19
10/31/19 3:46:36 PM
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Stern still has a show???
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bluezero
10/31/19 3:47:24 PM
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Old NoiseTank
10/31/19 4:05:40 PM
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mr. f!
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krazychao5
10/31/19 4:09:26 PM
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Is she the chick that shows her cooch in that one movie?
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au_gold
10/31/19 9:10:11 PM
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I believe youre thinking of Sharon Stone.
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K181
10/31/19 9:13:56 PM
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She's single, but I guarantee you that she's getting plowed by unlimited Chad dicks.
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Behaviorism
10/31/19 9:33:31 PM
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Maybe if she tried someone who wasn't a celebrity then she could find happiness

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au_gold
11/01/19 12:42:11 AM
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K181 posted...
She's single, but I guarantee you that she's getting plowed by unlimited Chad dicks.

Nah, she's a classy lady. She would never have premarital sex.
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Touch
11/01/19 12:44:20 AM
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TheMikh
11/01/19 12:48:02 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
EvalAngell posted...
when you can't find a man at this stage in your life, you should probably look in the mirror.


It's not her fault kids are like the biggest cockblockers of all time.

there is a certain degree of status where even single mothers have no excuse except their own personalities
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Milkman5
11/01/19 12:48:16 AM
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she's like 44 now and she looks old.

Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, are old, but look hot.

Charlize looks average now
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Milkman5
11/01/19 12:49:07 AM
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that said, looks aren't everything and you don't have to look like Salma Hayek to find a partner.
She probably just has really high standards
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thronedfire2
11/01/19 12:53:44 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
when you can't find a man at this stage in your life, you should probably look in the mirror.

Also that Budweiser commercial where she's emasculating all the men in the bar doesn't help.


you don't think that helps?

so wrong
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mattnd2007
11/01/19 12:56:57 AM
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I volunteer as tribute

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au_gold
11/01/19 1:38:36 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Charlize looks average now

Thats a terrible take.
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snowman9267
11/01/19 1:43:06 AM
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She looked mega fine in her Hot Ones episode, good lawd
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Sad_Face
11/01/19 1:57:17 AM
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Theron is bloody gorgeous. She didn't look this good in Prometheus wtf bros.
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au_gold
11/01/19 6:29:50 AM
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She was distractingly beautiful in Prometheus.
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Kolibri X
11/01/19 6:41:28 AM
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Doesn't she adopt African boys and make them wear dresses and shit? Yeah, she's a psychopath and there's a very good reason why a woman that beautiful is chronically single.
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au_gold
11/01/19 6:52:36 AM
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She is African, though.
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Kolibri X
11/01/19 7:06:20 AM
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au_gold posted...
She is African, though.

She's a SA apartheid white woman taking black boys and dressing them up as ballerinas for the paparazzi. She represents peak Hollyweird mental illness.
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au_gold
11/01/19 7:55:01 AM
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But she is absolutely stunning, so its okay.
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EvalAngell
11/01/19 9:46:58 AM
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yall don't think it's weird that she got prettier as she got older? That's not how it goes lol. She was cute in The Devil's Advocate and then she became like super hot in Atomic Blonde and Prometheus. How did that happen despite the 20 year time difference? It's like a similar case to the blonde mom from Modern Family who was in Happy Gilmore 25 years ago but not nearly as pretty.
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au_gold
11/01/19 8:05:53 PM
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Some women age like fine wine.
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au_gold
11/02/19 3:06:29 AM
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Im starting to get the impression that shes not a virgin.

https://youtu.be/llD7PbDeP30
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nevershine
11/02/19 3:10:59 AM
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Shes gonna look like she did in that movie Monster that she starred in...even though it won her an Oscar

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au_gold
11/02/19 9:10:44 PM
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If she doesnt look like that now, she never will.
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Zack_Attackv1
11/02/19 9:20:14 PM
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I'm right here, Samus.
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au_gold
11/02/19 11:29:22 PM
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Wish she would sit on my face.
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garan
11/02/19 11:55:29 PM
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Honestly, I never thought she was all that. None of her movies have ever really interested me that much.

...and the trans kid thing throws up all sorts of red flags with me.
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au_gold
11/03/19 3:52:39 AM
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Shes one of the most talented working actresses right now.
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