Current Events > Sometimes when playing Skyrim I reverse pick pocket stuff to guards

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When they say things like "I'd be a lot warmer and happier with a belly full of mead" I put beer in their pants

When they say "don't suppose youd enchant my blade? Dull old thing can barely cut butter " i put enchanted swords up their butt

I love to think I'm an inverse Loki, a impish sprite who does little good things

Counteracts all the thousands of players who just murder guards all day
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Daedric princes hate him....
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Yeah I just put arrows in their knees.

I like walking around towns with fire magic out just to hear everyone freak the fuck out constantly lmao
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And they never show you any god damn appreciation either, I presume. smh

Also did Loki only pull bad tricks? I thought he was more neutral and sometimes good.
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EzeDoesIt posted...

And they never show you any god damn appreciation either, I presume. smh

Also did Loki only pull bad tricks? I thought he was more neutral and sometimes good.

He was mischievous.

Basically a troll. He did "good" in that he didn't limit being an ass solely to "good guys "
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UnfairRepresent posted...

EzeDoesIt posted...

And they never show you any god damn appreciation either, I presume. smh

Also did Loki only pull bad tricks? I thought he was more neutral and sometimes good.

He was mischievous.

Basically a troll. He did "good" in that he didn't limit being an ass solely to "good guys "

Did you even see Marvel Comic Movie??

I think what I was remembering is that after causing a bunch of trouble for someone Loki would sometimes come in and save the day to make himself look like a hero lol ^.^
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EzeDoesIt posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

EzeDoesIt posted...

And they never show you any god damn appreciation either, I presume. smh

Also did Loki only pull bad tricks? I thought he was more neutral and sometimes good.

He was mischievous.

Basically a troll. He did "good" in that he didn't limit being an ass solely to "good guys "

Did you even see Marvel Comic Movie??

I think what I was remembering is that after causing a bunch of trouble for someone Loki would sometimes come in and save the day to make himself look like a hero lol ^.^

I mean the Norse God not the Superhero
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Yeah that was a joke, didnt you read the rest of my post? xP
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That's actually a good idea in the case of the guards that practice archery at Castle Dour. Give them a single Daedric or Dragonbone arrow while removing their default and they'll fire infinite high end arrows into the targets.

Well, at least until you leave the cell for 30 days to reset their inventory.
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EzeDoesIt posted...

And they never show you any god damn appreciation either, I presume. smh

Also did Loki only pull bad tricks? I thought he was more neutral and sometimes good.

Some times he helps them, some times he pulled some really bad tricks.
They had enough of him when he was directly responsible for the deaths of Baldr, so they tied him with the guts of his son and placed him on some sharp rocks below a snake that dripped poison on his face.
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DuneMan posted...

That's actually a good idea in the case of the guards that practice archery at Castle Dour. Give them a single Daedric or Dragonbone arrow while removing their default and they'll fire infinite high end arrows into the targets.

Well, at least until you leave the cell for 30 days to reset their inventory.

Then watch them shoot the target while you collect the arrows.

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Foppe posted...

EzeDoesIt posted...

And they never show you any god damn appreciation either, I presume. smh

Also did Loki only pull bad tricks? I thought he was more neutral and sometimes good.

Some times he helps them, some times he pulled some really bad tricks.
They had enough of him when he was directly responsible for the deaths of Baldr, so they tied him with the guts of his son and placed him on some sharp rocks below a snake that dripped poison on his face.

Didnt his wife hold a bowl under the snake to keep the poison from hitting him?
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It was more fun to reverse pickpocket in Fallout.

Whenever somebody was rude to me they'd end up finding a landmine in their pocket.

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EzeDoesIt posted...

Didnt his wife hold a bowl under the snake to keep the poison from hitting him?

Yes but the venom hit him when she went to empty the bowl.

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jumi posted...

EzeDoesIt posted...

Didnt his wife hold a bowl under the snake to keep the poison from hitting him?

Yes but the venom hit him when she went to empty the bowl.

wow they werent so smart after all huh
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EzeDoesIt posted...

Foppe posted...

EzeDoesIt posted...

And they never show you any god damn appreciation either, I presume. smh

Also did Loki only pull bad tricks? I thought he was more neutral and sometimes good.

Some times he helps them, some times he pulled some really bad tricks.
They had enough of him when he was directly responsible for the deaths of Baldr, so they tied him with the guts of his son and placed him on some sharp rocks below a snake that dripped poison on his face.

Didnt his wife hold a bowl under the snake to keep the poison from hitting him?

Yes, but it got filled fast and it hit him when she emptied it.
And that was the cause of earthquakes.
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>2019
>Skyrim

c'mon people
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lilORANG posted...

>2019
>Skyrim

c'mon people

Good games don't become bad because time has passed

Why don't you roll over so the Triple A games industry can stomp on the other side of your face?
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UnfairRepresent posted...

lilORANG posted...

>2019
>Skyrim

c'mon people

Good games don't become bad because time has passed

but bad games stay bad.
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BipBapBam posted...

I like walking around towns with fire magic out just to hear everyone freak the fuck out constantly lmao

One time I got in trouble because I was practicing telekinesis by throwing a bowl around and an npc walked by and I hit him in the head by accident so he attacked me and I killed him :(

I reloaded my save file
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Machete posted...

One time I got in trouble because I was practicing telekinesis by throwing a bowl around and an npc walked by and I hit him in the head by accident so he attacked me and I killed him :(

I can best that story. I was in Windhelm practicing with a Potato. After I dropped the Potato it slowly rolled for 10 seconds or so, and a Guard walked into it. No attempt was made to arrest me. No, the Guard immediately tried to cut me down.

Be very careful with Telekinesis. Heck, the game will even blame you for the AI walking into a trap if you were the one who activated the trigger. So it can be best to lure enemies towards the trap with a well placed Magelight spell, just aim high to avoid hitting the trigger yourself.
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I'd be alot warmer and alot happier with a belly full of mead.
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DuneMan posted...

Machete posted...

One time I got in trouble because I was practicing telekinesis by throwing a bowl around and an npc walked by and I hit him in the head by accident so he attacked me and I killed him :(

I can best that story. I was in Windhelm practicing with a Potato. After I dropped the Potato it slowly rolled for 10 seconds or so, and a Guard walked into it. No attempt was made to arrest me. No, the Guard immediately tried to cut me down.

Be very careful with Telekinesis. Heck, the game will even blame you for the AI walking into a trap if you were the one who activated the trigger. So it can be best to lure enemies towards the trap with a well placed Magelight spell, just aim high to avoid hitting the trigger yourself.

Lmao nice. I haven't had any npc trigger issues like that but it's not uncommon for me to aggro npcs/guards when shooting at dragons -_-

I've also had to reset because of my idiot follower getting blown up in a rune I put on the floor. I eventually realized when I'm doing that, I can have them hang back until after the enemy triggers the rune.

But yeah, when I see traps, I love stealthing around and getting the enemies killed, especially fire traps.
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