Current Events > I work with soyboys. They're freaking out because there's no sparkling water.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 6:27:03 AM
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Like literally they won't work because there's no sparkling/seltzer water to drink.
These are supposedly grown adults.
The suggestion of "buy some in the fucking shop across the road with petty cash" was met with "um that's not my job, my job isn't to make sure that the sparkling water section is stocked"
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Chicken_Butt
11/02/19 6:35:46 AM
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Lies. No-one enjoys sparkling water.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 6:37:01 AM
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Dude I fucking wish. I'm literally fucking listening to a fucking bunch of grown fucking adult males bitch about how this is basically a violation of their rights. They need this stuff to function
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pile_of_bones
11/02/19 6:37:21 AM
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so be the adult and get them sparkling water instead of complaining on CE
you can do both btw
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 6:38:41 AM
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I'm not their personal bitch.
If they want to act like soyboys, let them.

I'm not complaining. I'm just amused by this entire thing of a group of men refusing to work because no sparkling water
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pile_of_bones
11/02/19 6:41:51 AM
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understandable. carry on then. but if they really lose productiveness and you are the senior employee on staff it looks bad on you so thing about that I guess
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 6:44:40 AM
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Not on my team.
There's some huge fucking update to some systems they're doing that's taking all weekend.
Half of them aren't working. They also refused the offer of sparkling water from a local store because it's not the proper water

I'm genuinely unsure if this is a collective decision to get fired or if they're that fucking stupid
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pile_of_bones
11/02/19 6:45:12 AM
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lol
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DeathDeathSong
11/02/19 6:48:25 AM
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this happened
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 6:52:57 AM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
this happened

You genuinely have no idea how bad the primadonnas are here
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008Zulu
11/02/19 7:35:58 AM
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Put a pinch or two of silver glitter in the water. Boom, sparkling water.
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The Great Muta 22
11/02/19 9:37:17 AM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
this happened


Especially on a Saturday morning

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MrResetti
11/02/19 9:38:24 AM
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Superkaybelf
11/02/19 9:39:06 AM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
DeathDeathSong posted...
this happened


Especially on a Saturday morning

definitely
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 9:39:16 AM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
DeathDeathSong posted...
this happened


Especially on a Saturday morning

Yeah because let's just fucking fuck around with million dollar software when it's being used

do you want a job ?Because I like your funny jokes
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The_Numerous
11/02/19 9:40:21 AM
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Some people think nothing ever happens.
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Damn_Underscore
11/02/19 9:41:35 AM
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Sparking water is like a nictotine patch for soda drinkers.

They need to start drinking regular water.
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Superkaybelf
11/02/19 9:42:08 AM
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Also ftr i originally clicked on this topic to laugh at the use of the word "soyboy" in tyool 2019 but you do you man.

Then you whining across multiple posts about it made me think: whos the actual soyboy in this equation? Probs tc honestly
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bknight
11/02/19 9:44:31 AM
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Superkaybelf posted...
Also ftr i originally clicked on this topic to laugh at the use of the word "soyboy" in tyool 2019 but you do you man.

Then you whining across multiple posts about it made me think: whos the actual soyboy in this equation? Probs tc honestly

Yup, he's not contributing to the team by providing refreshments and is secretly complaining on a video game message board instead of confronting anyone, that's what you get when you force people to work on the weekend when all the minions have the day off and no one can go buy drinks.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 9:45:08 AM
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The_Numerous posted...
Some people think nothing ever happens.

I really want to suggest we patch banking software at 3pm on a business day
I think it will go well

Damn_Underscore posted...
Sparking water is like a nictotine patch for soda drinkers.

They need to start drinking regular water.

Nah the group of them are like fucking weird. Like full on primadonnas.
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EvenSpoonier
11/02/19 9:45:32 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
DeathDeathSong posted...
this happened


Especially on a Saturday morning

Yeah because let's just fucking fuck around with million dollar software when it's being used

do you want a job ?Because I like your funny jokes

And here you are ****around on GameFAQs when you're supposed to be working overtime for some kind of mission-critical software update. Damn slacker.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 9:46:55 AM
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EvenSpoonier posted...

And here you are ****around on GameFAQs when you're supposed to be working overtime for some kind of mission-critical software update. Damn slacker.

It's not my department
Like legit it's a mixture of six different departments
I'm needed for phase 4 (OH FUCK HELP US PLEASE)
but we're not there yet
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teepan95
11/02/19 10:16:15 AM
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I really like sparkling water

If I can't get any at work, I suck it up and drink normal water
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Cheater87
11/02/19 10:24:33 AM
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I hate sparkling water.

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