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shnangyboos 11/04/19 11:01:49 PM #1:	What are some good things to say that will help them make the right decision to dismiss me? --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:929683596] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>What are some good things to say that will help them make the right decision to dismiss me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/04/19 11:02:18 PM #2:	Say racist shit --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:929683620] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Say racist shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/04/19 11:02:28 PM #3:	tell them that you're pregnant --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:929683631] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>tell them that you're pregnant</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 11/04/19 11:02:31 PM #4:	Say you already think the defendant is guilty. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:929683634] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Say you already think the defendant is guilty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Winnsock 11/04/19 11:03:01 PM #6:	Wear a super controversial t shirt and say that youre ready to drop the hammer of justice. --- GT: Winnsock <cite>Winnsock posted [p:929683666] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Wear a super controversial t shirt and say that youre ready to drop the hammer of justice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 11/04/19 11:03:21 PM #7:	Tell them you post in CE --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:929683683] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you post in CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omasitor Hain 11/04/19 11:03:40 PM #8:	Tell them that you think everyone is guilty. Why else would there be a trial? --- Life finds a way. <cite>Omasitor Hain posted [p:929683702] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Tell them that you think everyone is guilty. Why else would there be a trial?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 11/04/19 11:05:41 PM #9:	Omasitor Hain posted... Tell them that you think everyone is guilty. Why else would there be a trial? This is what I was thinking. Saying I have faith in the system, that there would have to be enough evidence to prove their guilt for it to get to this point anyway. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:929683826] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Omasitor Hain posted... </cite> <quote>Tell them that you think everyone is guilty. Why else would there be a trial?</quote> This is what I was thinking. Saying I have faith in the system, that there would have to be enough evidence to prove their guilt for it to get to this point anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 11/04/19 11:06:26 PM #10:	Tell them that you believe in jury nullification --- Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:929683866] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Tell them that you believe in jury nullification</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 11/04/19 11:06:29 PM #11:	Say you're in favor of the death penalty, especially if it's just for a traffic violation --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:929683871] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Say you're in favor of the death penalty, especially if it's just for a traffic violation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 11/04/19 11:07:25 PM #12:	Ask about jury nullification --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:929683926] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Ask about jury nullification </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 11/04/19 11:09:46 PM #13:	How much does it pay if I get stuck with it? That's my main concern. A day or two wouldn't be a big deal, but if it's like weeks or longer it could be a problem. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:929684042] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>How much does it pay if I get stuck with it? That's my main concern. A day or two wouldn't be a big deal, but if it's like weeks or longer it could be a problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvenSpoonier 11/04/19 11:21:34 PM #15:	shnangyboos posted... How much does it pay if I get stuck with it? That's my main concern. A day or two wouldn't be a big deal, but if it's like weeks or longer it could be a problem. That depends on the jurisdiction. The court should be able to tell you if you call them and ask. Most trials finish within a day, and very few go longer than two. I say that, but the trial I was a juror for two years ago dragged on for six days: that does happen sometimes. Still, it's quite rare. --- "Playing a game for its graphics is like watching pornography for the story." - Kadiroth <cite>EvenSpoonier posted [p:929684529] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>shnangyboos posted...</cite> <quote>How much does it pay if I get stuck with it? That's my main concern. A day or two wouldn't be a big deal, but if it's like weeks or longer it could be a problem. </quote> That depends on the jurisdiction. The court should be able to tell you if you call them and ask. Most trials finish within a day, and very few go longer than two. I say that, but the trial I was a juror for two years ago dragged on for six days: that does happen sometimes. Still, it's quite rare.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 11/04/19 11:24:21 PM #16:	I just looked it up and it said my employer has to pay me for the time, so load off my back there. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:929684633] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>I just looked it up and it said my employer has to pay me for the time, so load off my back there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scripts 11/04/19 11:26:43 PM #17:	say you have a job interview --- https://imgur.com/SZHcXiJ https://imgur.com/FJeTVec https://imgur.com/0NgeA4d https://imgur.com/EC5fkgN https://imgur.com/yZLDyG9 <cite>Scripts posted [p:929684741] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>say you have a job interview</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 11/04/19 11:28:09 PM #18:	Wear a Trump hat, even if you hate him. They will send you home simply to prevent a political confrontation. --- #MakeFinalFantasyGreatAgain <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:929684807] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>Wear a Trump hat, even if you hate him. They will send you home simply to prevent a political confrontation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 11/04/19 11:32:15 PM #19:	nuge posted... Somehow come up with a story that proves the case is a conflict of interest. I've seen that work before. Omasitor Hain posted... Tell them that you think everyone is guilty. Why else would there be a trial? --- http://darkvisionsofterror.bandcamp.com/ https://imgur.com/e7sCCSb http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:929684980] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>nuge posted...</cite> <quote>Somehow come up with a story that proves the case is a conflict of interest. I've seen that work before.</quote> Omasitor Hain posted...</cite> <quote>Tell them that you think everyone is guilty. Why else would there be a trial?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quorthon109 11/04/19 11:32:55 PM #20:	wear a maga hat --- https://imgur.com/Kjo08 <cite>Quorthon109 posted [p:929685008] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>wear a maga hat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 11/04/19 11:36:14 PM #21:	You have firsthand experience with w/e the case is about and it'd be difficult for you to be impartial --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:929685129] in Tips to ge... [t:78135644]...</cite> <quote>You have firsthand experience with w/e the case is about and it'd be difficult for you to be impartial</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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