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YokoGeri
11/05/19 9:36:29 AM
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Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/05/19 9:37:13 AM
#52:


You can be a feminist and still be attractive, look at Ronda Rousey
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Jagr_68
11/05/19 9:37:34 AM
#53:


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Jagr_68 posted...
Why are some of you guys ITT so fucking offended by this.

Because some people are still attached to the idea their perfect 18 year old waifu in Harry Potter still exists.
She decided she didn't want to be the pretty Harry Potter girl and I guess people are offended by her choice


When you put it this way, it sounds disgustingly cringey. Makes sense.

Okay carry on, dorks.
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solosnake
11/05/19 9:38:01 AM
#54:


YokoGeri posted...
Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)

lmao, yikes
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YokoGeri
11/05/19 9:38:11 AM
#55:


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
You can be a feminist and still be attractive, look at Ronda Rousey


you ran this gimmick to the ground.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/05/19 9:39:15 AM
#56:


YokoGeri posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
You can be a feminist and still be attractive, look at Ronda Rousey


you ran this gimmick to the ground.

Okay everyone watch this trick

ROD, how many something brigade hey
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SailorGoon
11/05/19 9:39:33 AM
#57:


solosnake posted...
YokoGeri posted...
Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)

lmao, yikes

Yep, that's a taggin.
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YokoGeri
11/05/19 9:40:16 AM
#58:


solosnake posted...
YokoGeri posted...
Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)

lmao, yikes


you really think Arnold Scwarzenegger or Stallone would have gotten so big without the Rocky, Rambo, Terminator and Running Man movies? If they had stuck to intellectual, positive-message movies they'd have faded to obscurity. They had to show their biceps, pecs and do some action stuff too. No sexism in that,
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Kitt
11/05/19 9:42:05 AM
#59:


Holy shit at some of you guys lol
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rexcrk
11/05/19 9:43:29 AM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Kolibri X posted...
It's a cry for help. She's 30, chronically single with no options for true love in sight and is telling people how she keeps from feeling alone by being her own partner. I might feel bad for her if it probably wasn't her own fault.


Are you one of those "women go bad at 30" people?

Who also probably wonders why women want nothing to do with them.
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EvenSpoonier
11/05/19 9:47:30 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
solosnake posted...
YokoGeri posted...
Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)

lmao, yikes

Yep, that's a taggin.

Totally.
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EvenSpoonier
11/05/19 9:47:56 AM
#62:


YokoGeri posted...
Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)

Whoa. Someone needs a nap and a box of tendies.
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YokoGeri
11/05/19 9:48:42 AM
#63:


rexcrk posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Kolibri X posted...
It's a cry for help. She's 30, chronically single with no options for true love in sight and is telling people how she keeps from feeling alone by being her own partner. I might feel bad for her if it probably wasn't her own fault.


Are you one of those "women go bad at 30" people?

Who also probably wonders why women want nothing to do with them.


Hollywood is very ageist.

I mean, some men overcome it (e.g. De Niro, Freeman), but where are the Brendan Fraisers, Freddie Prinze Jrs and the like right now? Nowhere to be found, their boy-ish good looks are gone.

It's true, and wrong, but that's the way it is. This applies to men and women, it's not sexist. As a liberal, I tell you, take off the tumblr glasses.
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DeadBankerDream
11/05/19 9:50:37 AM
#64:


Self-partnered sounds like a masturbation euphemism
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DisneyFan462
11/05/19 9:51:45 AM
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Poor girl, she basically made herself be unapproachable...
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YokoGeri
11/05/19 9:51:46 AM
#66:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Self-partnered sounds like a masturbation euphemism


wasn't she spokeswoman for "good vibes" or some sort of female masturbation tutorial site like that? (no joke)
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Jiggy101011
11/05/19 10:32:32 AM
#67:


YokoGeri posted...
Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)


Wasnt that Kristen Stewart?
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YokoGeri
11/05/19 10:42:16 AM
#68:


Jiggy101011 posted...
YokoGeri posted...
Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)


Wasnt that Kristen Stewart?


Just looked it up, it was Watson. The movie is "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"
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TheMikh
11/05/19 10:42:39 AM
#69:


Kitt posted...
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
Meh, she can call being single whatever she wants. It does sound she's a bit self conscious about it, but it's her life.

I admit it does remind me though of that woman who held a wedding and revealed that she was marrying herself.

Remember the woman who married her medical school diploma?

https://i.imgur.com/l5jKrKT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/kfran48.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/VSwASHo.jpg

lol


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OpenlyGator
11/05/19 10:43:53 AM
#70:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
Emma Watson is incredibly attractive and could have any guy she wants. There must be a reason why she's choosing to stay single.

Or she's got "Charlize Theron Syndrome" with standards in the skies and the guys she's actually aiming for are not interested in being exclusive with her. Either's a possibility...

We don't even know if she believes in being exclusive as a celebrity, which could chase preferred partners away too. The point is the public doesn't really know how she truthfully operates in relationships outside of quotes and arbitrary interview responses. Her dating woes (if she has any) could be caused by the partners she seeks, her attitude, or both.

We don't know...
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konokonohamaru
11/05/19 10:44:29 AM
#71:


She's probably a major b****
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DoubleDare
11/05/19 10:48:57 AM
#72:


So BrAvE aNd StUnNiNg

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YokoGeri
11/05/19 10:52:32 AM
#73:


DoubleDare posted...
So BrAvE aNd StUnNiNg


yaaaasss queen slay!
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EvenSpoonier
11/05/19 10:54:03 AM
#74:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
Emma Watson is incredibly attractive and could have any guy she wants. There must be a reason why she's choosing to stay single.

Dealing with Hermione Grainger fanboys would probably make anyone paranoid. I don't envy her situation.
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Damn_Underscore
11/05/19 11:35:42 AM
#75:


can you get tax breaks for this
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_Matchabuu_
11/05/19 11:38:12 AM
#76:


If I was single that would be me tbh
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Wewillrocku
11/05/19 11:39:13 AM
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grammatically though she has a point
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TheMikh
11/05/19 11:43:42 AM
#78:


Damn_Underscore posted...
can you get tax breaks for this

the tax system is actually set up to punish people for being single
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AlephZero
11/05/19 11:49:55 AM
#79:


emma took the dogpill
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skermac
11/05/19 12:16:02 PM
#80:


I dont know but she is super hot, always has been
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Prismsblade
11/05/19 12:17:23 PM
#81:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
Emma Watson is incredibly attractive and could have any guy she wants. There must be a reason why she's choosing to stay single.
If it's just some random Joe then likely yes. But most guys within her class have their pick of woman and trust me, at 30 now she cant compete anymore.

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Zeus
11/05/19 12:32:25 PM
#82:


The neat thing about Emma Watson is that she's seemingly on a quest to be more insufferable than Hermoine Granger, the obnoxious character she played in the Harry Potter films.
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Funbazooka
11/05/19 1:00:25 PM
#83:


YokoGeri posted...
Emma has made pseudo-intellectualism, feminism and whining about men too much of a central tenet of her character, to the point it may have affected her career, she only took roles like Belle (empowered womym who read books and don't want no Gaston) or the hippie who jerks off 2 guys at the same time in a car.

Her good looks are already starting to fade and she didn't capitalize on the sexy or starring roles she was supposed to have. Now she can't even get a man because she probably yaps to them incessantly about the wage gap and the patriarchy (and maybe she kicks men in the balls for any excuse)

Probably!
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Annihilated
11/05/19 1:04:57 PM
#84:


pegusus123456 posted...
Wii_Shaker posted...
You should put a poll up:

Empowered or pretentious?

My guess is that it's an off-the-cuff joke that an article was written about because you have to make up space somewhere.


The fact that it's Emma Watson makes it hard to tell.
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TheMikh
11/05/19 1:49:42 PM
#85:


Prismsblade posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Emma Watson is incredibly attractive and could have any guy she wants. There must be a reason why she's choosing to stay single.
If it's just some random Joe then likely yes. But most guys within her class have their pick of woman and trust me, at 30 now she cant compete anymore.

That's actually an excellent point.
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DrizztLink
11/05/19 1:51:23 PM
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Oh, so when she's "self-partnered" it's empowering but when I do it I'm "disgusting" and "need to stop masturbating in this Burger King."
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/05/19 2:35:19 PM
#88:


Godnorgosh posted...


She may be 30, but she's still Emma Watson. I'm not even a fan but some of you are acting like 30 is when women start looking grandmotherly.

Most women still look okay past 25 but she doesn't due to stress
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/05/19 2:37:55 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...


Let's see a pic as an example. I can't find anything that makes her look remotely old.

You don't need to look old to be ugly
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
11/05/19 2:54:22 PM
#91:


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Godnorgosh posted...


Let's see a pic as an example. I can't find anything that makes her look remotely old.

You don't need to look old to be ugly

This is true. Just look at some of the people in this topic.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/05/19 2:55:30 PM
#92:


DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

This is true. Just look at some of the people in this topic.

It's hard for people to accept their perfect Harry Potter girl got stressed out and lost her looks. Don't be mean to them
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SolKarellen
11/05/19 2:58:15 PM
#93:


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I understand she's upset she's losing her looks and is too old now. Let her live in her own fantasy world. She's not hurting anyone. She's just giving us a good joke to laugh at.

Late 20's is "too old" now?
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
11/05/19 3:02:04 PM
#94:


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

This is true. Just look at some of the people in this topic.

It's hard for people to accept their perfect Harry Potter girl got stressed out and lost her looks. Don't be mean to them

But it's fun.
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Solid Snake07
11/05/19 3:02:43 PM
#95:


Reads as single and not looking to me
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Funbazooka
11/05/19 3:05:08 PM
#96:


Time's Up for Emma... because she's so old!!

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garan
11/05/19 3:09:34 PM
#98:


Making up new phrases is one of the cringiest rationalizations possible. It shows that she isn't nearly as happily single as she claims.
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garan
11/05/19 3:36:14 PM
#99:


Godnorgosh posted...
Prismsblade posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Emma Watson is incredibly attractive and could have any guy she wants. There must be a reason why she's choosing to stay single.
If it's just some random Joe then likely yes. But most guys within her class have their pick of woman and trust me, at 30 now she cant compete anymore.


She may be 30, but she's still Emma Watson. I'm not even a fan but some of you are acting like 30 is when women start looking grandmotherly.


Women's fertility falls drastically around 35 & men are biologically programmed to be attracted to fertile (hence young) women.
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darkphoenix181
11/05/19 4:03:43 PM
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Would you guys marry Emma but agree that she is the boss and can step on you and you must always reply yes my goddess?
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