Current Events > Emma Watson says she's 'self-partnered' not single

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AmericaTheBrave
11/05/19 4:04:18 PM
#102:


garan posted...
Godnorgosh posted...
Prismsblade posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Emma Watson is incredibly attractive and could have any guy she wants. There must be a reason why she's choosing to stay single.
If it's just some random Joe then likely yes. But most guys within her class have their pick of woman and trust me, at 30 now she cant compete anymore.


She may be 30, but she's still Emma Watson. I'm not even a fan but some of you are acting like 30 is when women start looking grandmotherly.


Women's fertility falls drastically around 35 & men are biologically programmed to be attracted to fertile (hence young) women.


Whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify only being attracted to 16-year-olds.
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WerewolfPaws
11/05/19 4:05:08 PM
#103:


I used to have such a crush on Emma Watson. Now I get the impression that her favorite hobby is sucking the joy out of all situations.
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darkphoenix181
11/05/19 4:08:25 PM
#104:


She has 80 million dollars.
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AlephZero
11/05/19 4:15:03 PM
#105:


WerewolfPaws posted...
I used to have such a crush on Emma Watson. Now I get the impression that her favorite hobby is sucking the joy out of all situations.

she can suck the joy out of my situation iykwim
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darkphoenix181
11/05/19 4:18:51 PM
#106:


AlephZero posted...
she can suck the joy out of my situation iykwim


You would let her tie you up and whip you?
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Funbazooka
11/05/19 4:19:01 PM
#107:


The only other Emma Watson movies I've seen are Regression (2015) A detective and a psychoanalyst uncover evidence of a satanic cult while investigating a young woman's terrifying past.

and The Circle (2017) A woman lands a dream job at a powerful tech company called the Circle, only to uncover an agenda that will affect the lives of all of humanity.

Regression was pretty good, even has some spooky sequences. Circle was garbage! Heck, she's an unintentional villain of the film. It's written that badly.
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darkphoenix181
11/05/19 4:20:55 PM
#108:




Funbazooka posted...
The only other Emma Watson movies I've seen are Regression (2015) A detective and a psychoanalyst uncover evidence of a satanic cult while investigating a young woman's terrifying past.

and The Circle (2017) A woman lands a dream job at a powerful tech company called the Circle, only to uncover an agenda that will affect the lives of all of humanity.

Regression was pretty good, even has some spooky sequences. Circle was garbage! Heck, she's an unintentional villain of the film. It's written that badly.


Did the satanic cult turn out to be hogwarts?
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mondoshawan2
11/05/19 4:22:53 PM
#109:


darkphoenix181 posted...
Would you guys marry Emma but agree that she is the boss and can step on you and you must always reply yes my goddess?

was part of that supposed to be a downsiide?
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darkphoenix181
11/05/19 4:24:27 PM
#110:


mondoshawan2 posted...
was part of that supposed to be a downsiide?


Well your buddies are over watching the game and she enters the room, throws you on the floor and steps on yoir face. You reply thank you goddess. She smirks and leaves.

Your buddies now see you for what you really are.
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TommyG663513
11/05/19 4:32:31 PM
#111:


Emma really disappoints me every time she talks. Nothing wrong with being political or a feminist, but she does it in such an intense and joy sucking way.

I hope she manages to relax more as time goes on.

Wait a minute, she is worth 100x more than I could ever imagine being. Why should I care that she has human problems. I should probably worry more about the people close to me and not a celebrity with more wealth and privilege than I coupd ever dream of.
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SailorGoon
11/05/19 4:35:13 PM
#112:


darkphoenix181 posted...
mondoshawan2 posted...
was part of that supposed to be a downsiide?


Well your buddies are over watching the game and she enters the room, throws you on the floor and steps on yoir face. You reply thank you goddess. She smirks and leaves.

Your buddies now see you for what you really are.

A lucky man
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garan
11/05/19 4:37:23 PM
#113:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
garan posted...
Godnorgosh posted...
Prismsblade posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Emma Watson is incredibly attractive and could have any guy she wants. There must be a reason why she's choosing to stay single.
If it's just some random Joe then likely yes. But most guys within her class have their pick of woman and trust me, at 30 now she cant compete anymore.


She may be 30, but she's still Emma Watson. I'm not even a fan but some of you are acting like 30 is when women start looking grandmotherly.


Women's fertility falls drastically around 35 & men are biologically programmed to be attracted to fertile (hence young) women.


Whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify only being attracted to 16-year-olds.


There's a huge difference between under 35 & only 16 year olds. But nice bait in trying to pedo-shame me.
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darkphoenix181
11/05/19 4:39:14 PM
#114:


SailorGoon posted...
A lucky man


You say that now but when you getting a killstreak in COD and she on whim decideds to show you who is boss, you will regret it.

It be like when your mom tells you to turn off your game except not as nice.
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Ivynn
11/05/19 5:44:22 PM
#115:


darkphoenix181 posted...
Well your buddies are over watching the game and she enters the room, throws you on the floor and steps on yoir face. You reply thank you goddess. She smirks and leaves.


Is she barefoot?

Asking for a friend.
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solosnake
11/06/19 3:08:41 AM
#116:


bump
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ThePusher
11/06/19 3:11:19 AM
#117:


thats sad lol just say your single
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
11/06/19 7:38:46 AM
#118:


darkphoenix181 posted...
mondoshawan2 posted...
was part of that supposed to be a downsiide?


Well your buddies are over watching the game and she enters the room, throws you on the floor and steps on yoir face. You reply thank you goddess. She smirks and leaves.

Your buddies now see you for what you really are.

Yeah, somebody who gets to rawdog Emma Watson. ^_^
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