Current Events > $100,000, but rest of your life is narrated by Optimus Prime.

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au_gold 11/05/19 8:49:14 AM #1:	Do you accept? - Results (3 votes) Yes 100% (3 votes) 3 No 0% (0 votes) 0 He will be narrating aloud, and it can be heard by everyone within a 5 mile radius. He will typically go through his monologues from the Transformers films about how much potential Earth has and how much of a threat Megatron is. Every once in a while, he will comment on what youre doing or something youre thinking about. He will often go on 8-hour diatribes about how Cybertron was destroyed and how he could have prevented it. His narration will be continuous every day until you fall asleep. Do you take the money? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929695856] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote> Do you accept? - Results (3 votes) Yes 100% (3 votes) 3 No 0% (0 votes) 0 He will be narrating aloud, and it can be heard by everyone within a 5 mile radius. He will typically go through his monologues from the Transformers films about how much potential Earth has and how much of a threat Megatron is. Every once in a while, he will comment on what youre doing or something youre thinking about. He will often go on 8-hour diatribes about how Cybertron was destroyed and how he could have prevented it. His narration will be continuous every day until you fall asleep. Do you take the money?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/05/19 7:27:54 PM #2:	Bump. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929722021] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/05/19 7:29:38 PM #3:	Yeah no, unless Im dying tomorrow --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:929722100] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Yeah no, unless Im dying tomorrow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 11/05/19 7:46:02 PM #5:	lol, sure. Though everyone else will probably hate me for this. <__< --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:929722865] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>lol, sure. Though everyone else will probably hate me for this. <__< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 11/05/19 7:46:44 PM #6:	Which Optimus Prime? --- A hero's role is one that cannot be forsaken, Caring for those with hearts that are breaking. <cite>DK9292 posted [p:929722895] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Which Optimus Prime?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BipBapBam 11/05/19 7:46:44 PM #7:	What's the downside? --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:929722896] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>What's the downside?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 11/05/19 7:49:54 PM #8:	BipBapBam posted... What's the downside? https://i.imgur.com/9fOOo6P.jpg --- A hero's role is one that cannot be forsaken, Caring for those with hearts that are breaking. <cite>DK9292 posted [p:929723048] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>BipBapBam posted...</cite> <quote>What's the downside?</quote> https://i.imgur.com/9fOOo6P.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 11/05/19 7:55:07 PM #9:	I'm not seeing the downside? To many of us latchkey kids in the 80s that were the first to hit the surging divorce epidemic, Optimus was the reliable father figure we never had (I was neither a latchkey kid or the product of divorce) <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:929723299] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>I'm not seeing the downside? To many of us latchkey kids in the 80s that were the first to hit the surging divorce epidemic, Optimus was the reliable father figure we never had (I was neither a latchkey kid or the product of divorce)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/05/19 8:05:25 PM #10:	DK9292 posted... Which Optimus Prime? Michael Bays Optimus Prime. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929723760] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>Which Optimus Prime?</quote> Michael Bays Optimus Prime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 11/05/19 8:09:48 PM #11:	au_gold posted... Michael Bays Optimus Prime. So, Peter Cullen? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:929723933] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>Michael Bays Optimus Prime.</quote>So, Peter Cullen? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SimpleMan 11/05/19 8:10:40 PM #12:	Will he answer questions? --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul <cite>SimpleMan posted [p:929723973] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Will he answer questions?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 11/05/19 8:13:15 PM #13:	This sounds like it would be fun for maybe an hour and then get super old. No thanks. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:929724065] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>This sounds like it would be fun for maybe an hour and then get super old. No thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/05/19 9:00:16 PM #14:	SimpleMan posted... Will he answer questions? No, but he can answer other peoples questions inadvertently. For example, if youre in a conversation and someone asks you something and you decline to answer, Optimus might say, As he thought about the truth, ____, he refused to respond. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929726159] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>SimpleMan posted...</cite> <quote>Will he answer questions?</quote> No, but he can answer other peoples questions inadvertently. For example, if youre in a conversation and someone asks you something and you decline to answer, Optimus might say, As he thought about the truth, ____, he refused to respond.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 11/05/19 9:01:06 PM #15:	does he foreshadow this is important --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:929726187] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>does he foreshadow this is important</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/05/19 9:09:14 PM #16:	Only about events regarding Cybertron. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929726598] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Only about events regarding Cybertron.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/05/19 9:13:30 PM #17:	I would immediately spend the money at a strip club. Totally worth it just to hear him narrate a lap dance. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:929726826] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>I would immediately spend the money at a strip club. Totally worth it just to hear him narrate a lap dance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/06/19 1:21:50 AM #18:	You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929735530] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/06/19 2:42:22 AM #19:	au_gold posted... You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts. I have a 7 meter tall robot as my wingman, ain't no one kicking me out. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:929737259] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts.</quote> I have a 7 meter tall robot as my wingman, ain't no one kicking me out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 11/06/19 2:50:58 AM #20:	Deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:929737413] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/06/19 2:55:02 AM #21:	008Zulu posted... au_gold posted... You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts. I have a 7 meter tall robot as my wingman, ain't no one kicking me out. Oh, he wont be there. He will just be narrating as a spectator like he does at the beginning of every Transformers movie. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929737492] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts.</quote> I have a 7 meter tall robot as my wingman, ain't no one kicking me out.</quote> Oh, he wont be there. He will just be narrating as a spectator like he does at the beginning of every Transformers movie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/06/19 3:33:57 AM #22:	au_gold posted... 008Zulu posted... au_gold posted... You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts. I have a 7 meter tall robot as my wingman, ain't no one kicking me out. Oh, he wont be there. He will just be narrating as a spectator like he does at the beginning of every Transformers movie. Lame. I still take the money, but just a disembodied voice is lame. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:929738164] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts.</quote> I have a 7 meter tall robot as my wingman, ain't no one kicking me out.</quote> Oh, he wont be there. He will just be narrating as a spectator like he does at the beginning of every Transformers movie.</quote> Lame. I still take the money, but just a disembodied voice is lame.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 11/06/19 3:38:20 AM #23:	Hairistotle posted... that sounds awesome --- "Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96 "why cant I?" -Bond_543 <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:929738237] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>that sounds awesome</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 11/06/19 3:39:46 AM #24:	I could prolly live with this for a week, tops --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:929738259] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>I could prolly live with this for a week, tops </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/06/19 3:47:02 AM #25:	This planet is filled with so much potential. Donald Johnson is sitting in front of his computer, masturbating to what he believes is some barely legal porn, not knowing that the star of the movie, Jessica Dark, is still underage for another 47 days. He stops. He swears a lot, wondering why he took that money two years ago. He starts formating his harddrive because he is afraid that the police heard this and are om their way to arrest him. He screams Shut up, just tell me if they are coming or not? I am feeling guilty for Cybertron, I could have prevented it. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:929738387] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>This planet is filled with so much potential. Donald Johnson is sitting in front of his computer, masturbating to what he believes is some barely legal porn, not knowing that the star of the movie, Jessica Dark, is still underage for another 47 days. He stops. He swears a lot, wondering why he took that money two years ago. He starts formating his harddrive because he is afraid that the police heard this and are om their way to arrest him. He screams Shut up, just tell me if they are coming or not? I am feeling guilty for Cybertron, I could have prevented it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 11/06/19 3:57:32 AM #26:	make it 500k and have Morgan Freeman narrate it. then its a deal! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:929738555] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>make it 500k and have Morgan Freeman narrate it. then its a deal!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/06/19 4:40:30 AM #27:	Foppe posted... Donald Johnson is sitting in front of his computer, masturbating to what he believes is some barely legal porn, not knowing that the star of the movie, Jessica Dark, is still underage for another 47 days. He stops. He won't be able to know things like this. He will only speak about things relating to your life/thoughts or Cybertron, Autobots and the Decepticons. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929739198] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted...</cite> <quote>Donald Johnson is sitting in front of his computer, masturbating to what he believes is some barely legal porn, not knowing that the star of the movie, Jessica Dark, is still underage for another 47 days. He stops.</quote> He won't be able to know things like this. He will only speak about things relating to your life/thoughts or Cybertron, Autobots and the Decepticons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
miki_sauvester 11/06/19 4:41:34 AM #28:	I would pay $100,000 for this. <cite>miki_sauvester posted [p:929739223] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>I would pay $100,000 for this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 11/06/19 5:00:22 AM #29:	fuck yes --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:929739510] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>fuck yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/06/19 5:00:37 AM #30:	au_gold posted... He won't be able to know things like this. He will only speak about things relating to your life/thoughts or Cybertron, Autobots and the Decepticons. What if I am Donald Johnson? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:929739515] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>He won't be able to know things like this. He will only speak about things relating to your life/thoughts or Cybertron, Autobots and the Decepticons.</quote>What if I am Donald Johnson? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rioushu 11/06/19 5:03:05 AM #31:	People would kill me the second they figured it out. --- engligh <cite>Rioushu posted [p:929739547] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>People would kill me the second they figured it out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/06/19 6:05:22 AM #32:	Foppe posted... au_gold posted... He won't be able to know things like this. He will only speak about things relating to your life/thoughts or Cybertron, Autobots and the Decepticons. What if I am Donald Johnson? Then he would know those things. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929740509] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>He won't be able to know things like this. He will only speak about things relating to your life/thoughts or Cybertron, Autobots and the Decepticons.</quote>What if I am Donald Johnson? </quote> Then he would know those things.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Juhanor 11/06/19 7:28:03 AM #33:	Where do I sign up? <cite>Juhanor posted [p:929741963] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Where do I sign up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 11/06/19 12:15:34 PM #34:	au_gold posted... Foppe posted... au_gold posted... He won't be able to know things like this. He will only speak about things relating to your life/thoughts or Cybertron, Autobots and the Decepticons. What if I am Donald Johnson? Then he would know those things. Did the part about accepting the money not clue you in? --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:929753007] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>He won't be able to know things like this. He will only speak about things relating to your life/thoughts or Cybertron, Autobots and the Decepticons.</quote>What if I am Donald Johnson? </quote> Then he would know those things.</quote> Did the part about accepting the money not clue you in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 11/06/19 12:20:08 PM #35:	One will stand One will fall --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:929753225] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>One will stand One will fall</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pile_of_bones 11/06/19 12:21:18 PM #36:	My life gas been narrated for the past 10 years anyway so deal. --- just a pile of bones ironic s*posting leads to unironic s* beliefs, ironically <cite>pile_of_bones posted [p:929753265] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>My life gas been narrated for the past 10 years anyway so deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 11/06/19 12:22:57 PM #37:	What's the catch --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:929753333] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>What's the catch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/07/19 1:36:47 AM #38:	Everyone within a 5 mile radius may be exposed to your inner thoughts voiced by Optimus Prime. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:929785271] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>Everyone within a 5 mile radius may be exposed to your inner thoughts voiced by Optimus Prime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 11/07/19 11:09:44 AM #39:	au_gold posted... Everyone within a 5 mile radius may be exposed to your inner thoughts voiced by Optimus Prime. I'd need to be self employed because any customer/coworker/manager/company would hate me Having a relationship would be terrible Every time I'd fap, the whole neighborhood would know about it, and what to. I'd rather be poorer tbh. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:929797997] in $100,000, ... [t:78136348]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>Everyone within a 5 mile radius may be exposed to your inner thoughts voiced by Optimus Prime. </quote> I'd need to be self employed because any customer/coworker/manager/company would hate me Having a relationship would be terrible Every time I'd fap, the whole neighborhood would know about it, and what to. I'd rather be poorer tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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