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LethalAffinity
12/05/19 4:45:11 PM
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boxington
12/05/19 4:53:36 PM
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idk what's so bad about that clip

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HylianFox
12/05/19 4:54:39 PM
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as long as there's plenty of nudity

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untrustful
12/05/19 4:57:25 PM
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that weird animal guy is hilarious but rest seemed fine

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Touch
12/05/19 4:57:50 PM
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HylianFox posted...
as long as there's plenty of nudity
From Henry Cavill

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Vyrulisse
12/05/19 4:58:07 PM
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Lightly slashing Full Plate Armor with a Steel Sword is enough to kill people... I had some hope with the last trailer I saw but this is fucking awful.

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untrustful
12/05/19 4:59:41 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Lightly slashing Full Plate Armor with a Steel Sword is enough to kill people
WELL MAYBE IT'S A MAGIC SWORD

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dib153
12/05/19 5:00:14 PM
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No YOU look terrible

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Smashingpmkns
12/05/19 5:00:28 PM
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Are those hedgehog people?
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LethalAffinity
12/05/19 5:04:17 PM
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boxington posted...
idk what's so bad about that clip

Everything. It looks cheap.

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DrizztLink
12/05/19 5:05:25 PM
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Ic3Bullet
12/05/19 5:07:38 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Are those hedgehog people?
Some dude who is cursed, and ends up being Emperor Emhyr var Emreis
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voldothegr8
12/05/19 5:09:24 PM
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The setting and wardrobe look good but my god that's some cheesy fighting. No blood, and the sword doesn't even look like it's making contact half the time yet dudes are still falling over. Yikes.
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Doe
12/05/19 5:09:30 PM
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Wasn't the most stellar directing and camera work I've seen (lol at that shot of her pointing), but it is a TV show.

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LethalAffinity
12/05/19 5:13:45 PM
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Doe posted...
Wasn't the most stellar directing and camera work I've seen (lol at that shot of her pointing), but it is a TV show.

What is this 2005? No excuse considering how many fantastic TV shows there are.

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Axiom
12/05/19 5:14:57 PM
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Knew it would be from the moment it was announced
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refmon
12/05/19 5:15:20 PM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
Some dude who is cursed, and ends up being Emperor Emhyr var Emreis
I read the books and dont remember that

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sondast
12/05/19 5:17:11 PM
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Meh, not as bad as that one sith redirecting his weapon when he realized he's about to hit Rey.

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Funkydog
12/05/19 5:18:03 PM
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The cutting was a bit naff tbh and fighting was a bit eh, but will have to see how the rest of it is to judge proper.

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Were_Wyrm
12/05/19 5:20:11 PM
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Wow this wouldn't even be up to snuff for the CW...

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DevsBro
12/05/19 5:21:57 PM
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I don't get who keeps watching these things.

"Oh boy the last fifteen trillion live-action video game adaptations have been utterly abysmal so I think I'll check out this new one!"

And yet, they evidently keep making enough money for someone else to do it.

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Hanky_Bannister
12/05/19 5:24:05 PM
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jesus. give the show a chance to find itself.

if you've ever followed a show its quite common for pilots and early eps to be of lower quality until they figure things out and quality improves.
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garan
12/05/19 5:25:31 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Lightly slashing Full Plate Armor with a Steel Sword is enough to kill people... I had some hope with the last trailer I saw but this is fucking awful.


And they don't even get cut. I never knew swords were bludgeoning weapons.

This is beyond pathetic-- someone forgot to tell Netflix that the Witcher shouldn't have a 'turn off all the blood' code.
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sylverlolol
12/05/19 5:31:22 PM
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LOL...looks...uh...great

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megamanfreakXD
12/05/19 5:32:28 PM
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The way he swings his sword is exactly like the gameplay from witcher 3

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spanky1
12/05/19 5:32:38 PM
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Geralt is purposefully trying to not kill these guys. This scene is from a short story, and hes kinda friends with the queen here, it's just things get complicated. So yes, Geralt is just smacking dudes down, not slicing them up.

If anything is funny, it's the dude near the end of the clip who is just shaking a guy sitting down all around and his arms are flailing. They look fucking hilarious. Go back and watch it. XD
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hockeybub89
12/05/19 5:33:13 PM
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DevsBro posted...
I don't get who keeps watching these things.

"Oh boy the last fifteen trillion live-action video game adaptations have been utterly abysmal so I think I'll check out this new one!"

And yet, they evidently keep making enough money for someone else to do it.
This isn't a live action video game adaptation.

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spanky1
12/05/19 5:33:15 PM
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DevsBro posted...
I don't get who keeps watching these things.

"Oh boy the last fifteen trillion live-action video game adaptations have been utterly abysmal so I think I'll check out this new one!"

And yet, they evidently keep making enough money for someone else to do it.

It's a book adaptation, not a video game adaptation.
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spanky1
12/05/19 5:33:54 PM
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solosnake
12/05/19 5:36:10 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlncX2L0k7U

lmao legend of the seeker looked better

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pauIie
12/05/19 5:38:10 PM
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solosnake posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlncX2L0k7U

lmao legend of the seeker looked better
i loved that corny ass show

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MC_BatCommander
12/05/19 5:38:29 PM
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Doesn't look like he's lightly slicing people. He's striking them with the sword like it's a blunt object. Also aren't Witchers super human strong? I'm fairly certain that regular people in plate armor wouldn't stand any chance against Geralt

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DevsBro
12/05/19 5:42:13 PM
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spanky1 posted...
It's a book adaptation, not a video game adaptation.
Oh, I see.

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CADE FOSTER
12/05/19 5:43:05 PM
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Whats with ce and having shit tier opinions
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voldothegr8
12/05/19 5:43:08 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Geralt is purposefully trying to not kill these guys. This scene is from a short story, and hes kinda friends with the queen here, it's just things get complicated. So yes, Geralt is just smacking dudes down, not slicing them up.

If anything is funny, it's the dude near the end of the clip who is just shaking a guy sitting down all around and his arms are flailing. They look fucking hilarious. Go back and watch it. XD

If this is the case then I'm not sour anymore, but still isn't the best scene to show as a preview. It looks hokey without context.
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spanky1
12/05/19 5:47:04 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...


If this is the case then I'm not sour anymore, but still isn't the best scene to show as a preview. It looks hokey without context.

Its definitely a poor choice for a scene to show off. The fighting is out of context, and also, sonic the hedgehog is supposed to be a surprise reveal. Its bizarre that they're just casually showing him.
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Colorahdo
12/05/19 5:50:13 PM
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The witcher has a cringy story anyway, it's only a fun game

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ROBANN_88
12/05/19 6:17:43 PM
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who is the woman shouting "kill them both"?
i feel like i should recognise that face, but i don't know why

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HairyThotter
12/07/19 11:05:33 AM
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I just bought the witcher 3 on the steam sale. I'm hoping I'll like it as much as everyone says I will.

if I do end up liking it, I might give this show a shot.

Henry cavill(sp?) is my man crush

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HBOSS
12/07/19 11:45:12 AM
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wasnt geralts fighting style described as dancing?? i thought thats how good he is as every move is effective and efficient.

geralt is not an ordinary man and not weighed down with armor either. geralt looks like hes in the zone, calm and striking with purpose. so the scene can play out his speed is getting his hits in while the other guy hes with seems to be fighting for his life.

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apolloooo
12/07/19 11:46:24 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
The setting and wardrobe look good but my god that's some cheesy fighting. No blood, and the sword doesn't even look like it's making contact half the time yet dudes are still falling over. Yikes.
It looks like they are using video game logic on live action tv show

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