Current Events > Scenario: Your teenage daughter's boyfriend turns out to be a robot she created.

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UnfairRepresent 12/18/19 12:14:17 PM #1:	You're going to go out to the opera with some work collegues one evening when on the way you realize you left the tickets at home and need to return. When you open the door you are shocked to find your daughter doing work on her boyfriend Ryan's removed legs. Your horror lessens into confusion when it dawns on you that Ryan is a robot and she is doing maintenance. "Dad!" Your daughter shrieks in surprise. "What are you doing here? You were supposed to be gone all night!" She throws a blanket over Ryan but quickly realizes that it won't undo what you saw. She sighs and relents. "Promise you won't be mad okay? But R.Y.A.N isn't exactly what you would call, a normal human. I tried dating but guys are just so dumb and pertverted and immature and messy. Do you have any idea how many creeps are out there? I saw people spend their entire lives dealing with 'relationships' and risking ... Other things... and having heartbreak and like total nonsense. And I just thought 'what's the point?' so I stole some stuff from the lab, don't be angry I'll give it back later I promise. And I just made the perfect guy." "Quiet, hard working, he's so smart, in great shape, can hold down a job, does whatever I want, doesn't complain, doesn't eat food, doesn't play play video games all day. He will never cheat on me or make me hang around his ugly boring relatives. Plus he's rechargable via solar power so he's great for the enviroment. He can even charge my cell phone while we're in public. What's so bad about that? I'm not hurting anyone." "Look just don't tell mom. Please, you now she won't understand it." https://i.imgur.com/Qth2InP.png This explains why he never ate dinner and seemed genuinely interested in your and your daughter's incredibly boring anecdotes How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931754124] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>You're going to go out to the opera with some work collegues one evening when on the way you realize you left the tickets at home and need to return. When you open the door you are shocked to find your daughter doing work on her boyfriend Ryan's removed legs. Your horror lessens into confusion when it dawns on you that Ryan is a robot and she is doing maintenance. "Dad!" Your daughter shrieks in surprise. "What are you doing here? You were supposed to be gone all night!" She throws a blanket over Ryan but quickly realizes that it won't undo what you saw. She sighs and relents. "Promise you won't be mad okay? But R.Y.A.N isn't exactly what you would call, a normal human. I tried dating but guys are just so dumb and pertverted and immature and messy. Do you have any idea how many creeps are out there? I saw people spend their entire lives dealing with 'relationships' and risking ... Other things... and having heartbreak and like total nonsense. And I just thought 'what's the point?' so I stole some stuff from the lab, don't be angry I'll give it back later I promise. And I just made the perfect guy." "Quiet, hard working, he's so smart, in great shape, can hold down a job, does whatever I want, doesn't complain, doesn't eat food, doesn't play play video games all day. He will never cheat on me or make me hang around his ugly boring relatives. Plus he's rechargable via solar power so he's great for the enviroment. He can even charge my cell phone while we're in public. What's so bad about that? I'm not hurting anyone." "Look just don't tell mom. Please, you now she won't understand it." https://i.imgur.com/Qth2InP.png This explains why he never ate dinner and seemed genuinely interested in your and your daughter's incredibly boring anecdotes How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 12/18/19 12:17:09 PM #2:	stop reusing stolen reddit topics --- https://imgur.com/tRUZB3x <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:931754233] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>stop reusing stolen reddit topics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChrisTaka 12/18/19 12:27:52 PM #3:	Ain't this the plot of a Disney movie? --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question <cite>ChrisTaka posted [p:931754658] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>Ain't this the plot of a Disney movie? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 12/18/19 1:03:29 PM #4:	"Daughter, I think it's time we had a talk. I've kept this from you all these years and there is no easy way for me to tell you this, but you... are also a robot." --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:931756070] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>"Daughter, I think it's time we had a talk. I've kept this from you all these years and there is no easy way for me to tell you this, but you... are also a robot." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 12/18/19 1:56:45 PM #5:	Stagmar posted... "Daughter, I think it's time we had a talk. I've kept this from you all these years and there is no easy way for me to tell you this, but you... are also a robot." https://youtu.be/y8Kyi0WNg40 --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:931758051] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>Stagmar posted... </cite> <quote>"Daughter, I think it's time we had a talk. I've kept this from you all these years and there is no easy way for me to tell you this, but you... are also a robot."</quote>https://youtu.be/y8Kyi0WNg40 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/19/19 4:27:32 AM #6:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... stop reusing stolen reddit topics I've never uses reddit --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931789035] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>stop reusing stolen reddit topics</quote> I've never uses reddit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 12/19/19 4:51:04 AM #7:	"I don't mind you dating a robot, but you created him. I'm uncomfortable with you dating your son." --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:931789347] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>"I don't mind you dating a robot, but you created him. I'm uncomfortable with you dating your son." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funcoland 12/19/19 5:18:36 AM #8:	"That's actually cool, honey. But we can tell mom. You know you're adopted, right? Well, that's become mom is combat android." --- NNID: MisterNoOne \| PSN: The_Mistled <cite>Funcoland posted [p:931789692] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>"That's actually cool, honey. But we can tell mom. You know you're adopted, right? Well, that's become mom is combat android." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 12/19/19 5:28:22 AM #9:	Ask her to make me a girlfriend --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:931789833] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>Ask her to make me a girlfriend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/19/19 6:08:32 AM #10:	Use the remote to deactivate her and disassemble her as she is also a robot I built but I never told her. Replication was not in the programming I gave her. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:931790436] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>Use the remote to deactivate her and disassemble her as she is also a robot I built but I never told her. Replication was not in the programming I gave her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/19/19 7:53:54 AM #11:	apolloooo posted... Ask her to make me a girlfriend eew you're married --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931792214] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her to make me a girlfriend </quote> eew you're married</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/19/19 8:01:39 AM #12:	Soooo... bad dragon? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:931792383] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>Soooo... bad dragon? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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specialkid8 12/19/19 8:19:27 AM #14:	This is pretty much the ideal scenario. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:931792737] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>This is pretty much the ideal scenario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/19/19 9:07:27 AM #15:	dolomedes posted... my wife is Maru, so i guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!!!! Your wife is a cat? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931793954] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote>my wife is Maru, so i guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!!!! </quote> Your wife is a cat?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/20/19 12:00:39 PM #16:	@specialkid8 specialkid8 posted... This is pretty much the ideal scenario. wut Why? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931842920] in Scenario: ... [t:78264652]...</cite> <quote>@specialkid8 specialkid8 posted...</cite> <quote>This is pretty much the ideal scenario. </quote> wut Why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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