Poll of the Day > Why is Santa beloved?

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TheWorstPoster
12/20/19 5:13:02 PM
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All he does is do massive copyright infrignement through slave labor, spies on us, and breaks and enters our households in order to leave suspicious packages.

I say arrest the fat bastard.
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Cacciato
12/20/19 6:16:39 PM
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You shouldnt hate on people that have jobs and work.
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SpaceBear_
12/20/19 8:36:15 PM
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I called the police on Santa and he went home in tears.

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zebatov
12/20/19 9:02:15 PM
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Does he even get paid? Its more like volunteer management work.

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Korruptor
12/20/19 9:56:56 PM
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Buah he's just a walking Coca-Cola ad.
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mooreandrew58
12/20/19 11:13:09 PM
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PyroBlade1985 posted...
So are polar bears.

Difference being is iirc santas most well known look (at least in America) was made by coke.

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wolfy42
12/20/19 11:55:47 PM
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I mean, he is of course pure evil. Just re-arrange the letters of his name and you get Satan.

And you want more proof?

Why do dogs always bark when he's around?

Re-arrange dog and you get........God!!!!!

So obviously Santa is evil, he tricks kids into being materialistic and selfish.

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Doompa
12/21/19 12:05:36 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAD_Tracks_Santa

Military can shoot him down anytime.

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Locke90
12/21/19 12:36:29 AM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
All he does is do massive copyright infrignement through slave labor, spies on us, and breaks and enters our households in order to leave suspicious packages.

I say arrest the fat bastard.
you didnt get that bike you asked for years ago did you...

also for a good laugh listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arY57gOCdV8

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wwinterj25
12/21/19 2:18:10 AM
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He let me sit on his lap when I was a kid and asked if I'd been naughty.

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