Current Events > Scenario: Your son throws a pimento sandwich at a cop.

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UnfairRepresent 01/02/20 1:25:30 PM #1:	You're at the big community BBQ one day and feeling very hungry when suddenly before you can tuck in, two police officers (one uniformed, the other plain clothed) approach with your son in tow. "Excuse me, is this your kid? He says that he is. I'm Lieutenant Sanchez. And I am afraid your son just assaulted a police officer; my partner Lieutenant Angel here." the uniformed officer says "I didn't know it was a cop! I just saw a mean jerkface jerk picking on Stacy! She was so annoyed at him but he kept harrasing her." Your son protests "Smugglin' Stace? You need to stay well away from her kid. She's moved more pot across state lines than a hippie bus. Not worth assaulting people over that one." The uniformed officer says "I didn't attack anyone! I just threw my sandwich to get him to leave Stacy alone! They kept accusing her of things!. I didn't even hurt anyone! It was just a sandwich! This is police brutality!" Your son squeals "You know some people are allergic to cheese son, you could kill someone throwing that around." The uniformed officer says. "That brat got me right in the eye, it still stings! This is serious and we're going to have to have a few words with you mam." the plain clothed cop states. "What do you mean mam!? That's my dad!" your son shouts "Wait really? Huh... Okay... We're going to have to have a few words sir." the plain clothed cop amends. https://i.imgur.com/IXvjpjf.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932366985] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>You're at the big community BBQ one day and feeling very hungry when suddenly before you can tuck in, two police officers (one uniformed, the other plain clothed) approach with your son in tow. "Excuse me, is this your kid? He says that he is. I'm Lieutenant Sanchez. And I am afraid your son just assaulted a police officer; my partner Lieutenant Angel here." the uniformed officer says "I didn't know it was a cop! I just saw a mean jerkface jerk picking on Stacy! She was so annoyed at him but he kept harrasing her." Your son protests "Smugglin' Stace? You need to stay well away from her kid. She's moved more pot across state lines than a hippie bus. Not worth assaulting people over that one." The uniformed officer says "I didn't attack anyone! I just threw my sandwich to get him to leave Stacy alone! They kept accusing her of things!. I didn't even hurt anyone! It was just a sandwich! This is police brutality!" Your son squeals "You know some people are allergic to cheese son, you could kill someone throwing that around." The uniformed officer says. "That brat got me right in the eye, it still stings! This is serious and we're going to have to have a few words with you mam." the plain clothed cop states. "What do you mean mam!? That's my dad!" your son shouts "Wait really? Huh... Okay... We're going to have to have a few words sir." the plain clothed cop amends. https://i.imgur.com/IXvjpjf.jpg How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 01/02/20 1:28:31 PM #2:	Throw the book at him, maybe a few nights in the big house will teach you not to hang around that girl anymore. Dont be afraid to put the screws to him. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:932367082] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>Throw the book at him, maybe a few nights in the big house will teach you not to hang around that girl anymore. Dont be afraid to put the screws to him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 01/02/20 1:30:01 PM #3:	good job son --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:932367135] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>good job son </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/02/20 1:39:33 PM #4:	Paper_Okami posted... good job son oh snap --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932367477] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>Paper_Okami posted...</cite> <quote>good job son </quote> oh snap</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 01/02/20 2:01:30 PM #5:	Paper_Okami posted... good job son Guess parent and child will share a cell together. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:932368380] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>Paper_Okami posted... </cite> <quote>good job son</quote>Guess parent and child will share a cell together. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/03/20 6:28:10 AM #6:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Guess parent and child will share a cell together. I don't think the parent did anything illegal --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932400423] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...</cite> <quote> Guess parent and child will share a cell together. </quote> I don't think the parent did anything illegal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 01/03/20 6:42:18 AM #7:	off to the slammer for the scared salami program --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:932400620] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>off to the slammer for the scared salami program </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 01/03/20 7:03:16 AM #8:	Haul off and punch the cop for misgendering me. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:932400922] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>Haul off and punch the cop for misgendering me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NobleWill8 01/03/20 7:04:04 AM #9:	Could you actually get arrested for throwing a sandwich at an officer lol --- tfw when you don't have an idea for your sig seriously people, gimme a quote, I'm actually desperate <cite>NobleWill8 posted [p:932400933] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>Could you actually get arrested for throwing a sandwich at an officer lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LampChop 01/03/20 7:08:28 AM #10:	NobleWill8 posted... Could you actually get arrested for throwing a sandwich at an officer lol Why don't you find out? --- Badder than ol' King Kong. Meaner than a Junkyard Dog. <cite>LampChop posted [p:932400995] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>NobleWill8 posted... </cite> <quote>Could you actually get arrested for throwing a sandwich at an officer lol</quote>Why don't you find out? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/03/20 7:11:21 AM #11:	NobleWill8 posted... Could you actually get arrested for throwing a sandwich at an officer lol Absolutely Technically touching an officer's clothes is assault --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932401038] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>NobleWill8 posted...</cite> <quote>Could you actually get arrested for throwing a sandwich at an officer lol </quote> Absolutely Technically touching an officer's clothes is assault</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NobleWill8 01/03/20 7:13:28 AM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... Absolutely Technically touching an officer's clothes is assault ....oh, gosh. I'm still a minor, so I doubt I'm even close to understanding the full gravity of the situation, but either passive-aggressively argue with the cops and make them sound stupid or try to bail my son out as soon as possible. ...Stacy is concerning, but he had good intentions, and chewing him out is just gonna get him to look away from doing the right thing in life, and what kinda dad would want that for his son? --- tfw when you don't have an idea for your sig seriously people, gimme a quote, I'm actually desperate <cite>NobleWill8 posted [p:932401074] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Absolutely Technically touching an officer's clothes is assault</quote>....oh, gosh. I'm still a minor, so I doubt I'm even close to understanding the full gravity of the situation, but either passive-aggressively argue with the cops and make them sound stupid or try to bail my son out as soon as possible. ...Stacy is concerning, but he had good intentions, and chewing him out is just gonna get him to look away from doing the right thing in life, and what kinda dad would want that for his son? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/05/20 5:37:28 AM #13:	NobleWill8 posted... ....oh, gosh. I'm still a minor, so I doubt I'm even close to understanding the full gravity of the situation, but either passive-aggressively argue with the cops and make them sound stupid or try to bail my son out as soon as possible. ...Stacy is concerning, but he had good intentions, and chewing him out is just gonna get him to look away from doing the right thing in life, and what kinda dad would want that for his son? You're asking CE? There will be a lot of bad actor dads on here --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932488933] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>NobleWill8 posted...</cite> <quote> ....oh, gosh. I'm still a minor, so I doubt I'm even close to understanding the full gravity of the situation, but either passive-aggressively argue with the cops and make them sound stupid or try to bail my son out as soon as possible. ...Stacy is concerning, but he had good intentions, and chewing him out is just gonna get him to look away from doing the right thing in life, and what kinda dad would want that for his son? </quote> You're asking CE? There will be a lot of bad actor dads on here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 01/05/20 5:50:45 AM #14:	NobleWill8 posted... Could you actually get arrested for throwing a sandwich at an officer lol My buddy went to jail for throwing a 2 liter of pop at a cop car. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:932489105] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>NobleWill8 posted... </cite> <quote>Could you actually get arrested for throwing a sandwich at an officer lol</quote> My buddy went to jail for throwing a 2 liter of pop at a cop car. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 01/05/20 6:20:04 AM #15:	give the cop a pimento sandwich to throw at the little shit also try to put this little twerp up for adoption for protecting a druggie. --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:932489514] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>give the cop a pimento sandwich to throw at the little shit also try to put this little twerp up for adoption for protecting a druggie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 01/05/20 6:23:53 AM #16:	Obviously I have a few words with the officers, what else? --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:932489569] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>Obviously I have a few words with the officers, what else? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/06/20 3:29:08 PM #17:	Ilishe posted... Obviously I have a few words with the officers, what else? all the things people are suggesting? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932550558] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted...</cite> <quote>Obviously I have a few words with the officers, what else? </quote> all the things people are suggesting?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
codey 01/06/20 3:31:17 PM #18:	I'm not sure wtf this is supposed to be, but it's ma'am, not mam --- *runs out of topic naked* <cite>codey posted [p:932550633] in Scenario: ... [t:78300451]...</cite> <quote>I'm not sure wtf this is supposed to be, but it's ma'am, not mam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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