Current Events > Your daughter becomes the first ever prostitute in space. Would you be proud?

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Within your lifetime the various space projects of the US, Korea, UK, India, Japan, China etc flourish and there has been rapid gains of space stations, terrforming has begun on Mars (that will take centuries) and there is talk of planning for moon colonies.

However there is a notable problem. The Male to Female ratio on space stations, ships and outposts is 29 - 1 and the women who tend to go are generally as expected not what would be considered "Hollywood Movie Poster" material if you get what I am saying. In apperance or mindset.

On top of that, fratenization with co-workers is not banned but it's discouraged as it can lead to complications. The lead communications officer and head orbiting platform maintience officer having a nasty break up would be disasterous. Everyone needs to professional at all times

Psychologists and sociologists have decided that it would be good for long term mental/physical health and cohesion for the staff, especially men to have a sexual outlet. So they propose sending someone whose sole job purpose is to satisfy the physical needs of the crew, without any risks of hindering their performances.

And after a lengthy recruitment process they are trialing it with your daughter who they believe to be the best overall candiate for the job and as such will broke ground as the first ever whore in space .

https://i.imgur.com/jF6gNtX.jpg

She says "It's a lot of hard work. I had to pass all kinds of training and stuff, and sit through so much safety concern issues. Obviously it's nothing compared to what the eggheads have to go through but still it's a big deal. I think mom would be proud if she was still here. I feel so important and it pays great."

How do you react?
Would you be proud?
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What is your thought process when thinking of these topics?

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SquantoZ posted...

What is your thought process when thinking of these topics?

i really wish he had a gatekeeper to cull out the super un-compelling ones

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This is one of the best topics I've seen in weeks. Bizarre, but good.

No, I would not be proud.


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SquantoZ posted...

What is your thought process when thinking of these topics?

It depends.

Sometimes a news article inspires it, sometimes I see a picture and that inspires it.

Sometimes I just type random stream of conciousness sentences and then turn into it something that makes sense.

It's all Socratic exercises. You think of hypothetical scenarios you make yourself question yourself and the world around you and expand your horizons.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

It depends.

Sometimes a news article inspires it, sometimes I see a picture and that inspires it.

Sometimes I just type random stream of conciousness sentences and then turn into it something that makes sense.

It's all Socratic exercises. You think of hypothetical scenarios you make yourself question yourself and the world around you and expand your horizons.

Fair enough...Carry on!

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Only if her official title is Asstronaut

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Oh I highly doubt the first space prostitution has yet to be performed.

It probably went down a year after the launch of the ISS, tops.

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I'm proud that she made it to space but ashamed that that's the only way she felt she could make it. Wish her the best either way going forward and hope she doesn't get lost or worse

UnfairRepresent posted...

It depends.

Sometimes a news article inspires it, sometimes I see a picture and that inspires it..

I was just about to ask if you just browse through random pictures until one inspires you.

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eston posted...

Only if her official title is Asstronaut

I think that's an unofficial title.

Her official title would be like P.H.M.A "Physical Health and Morale Agent" or some shit.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

I think that's an unofficial title.

Her official title would be like P.H.M.A "Physical Health and Morale Agent" or some shit.

No deal

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I'd disown her. I don't tolerate any of that disgusting space travel bullshit. She can be the biggest whore on Earth if she wants and I'll still love her, but she damn well better stay on Earth

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DevsBro posted...

Oh I highly doubt the first space prostitution has yet to be performed.

It probably went down a year after the launch of the ISS, tops.

Maybe but this is the first official one that's literally her salary paid job and purpose.

I mean Donald Trump has paid to fuck women. There's no offical "Fuck the US President" position in the Administration.

I mean your daughter had training, gets insurance/pension and is paying tax.
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Find out how much she charges
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obeseexplosive posted...

Find out how much she charges

She's paid a salary dude. It's NASA (or foreign/future equivalent)

So technically she charges nothing.
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She a dumb ho then
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obeseexplosive posted...

She a dumb ho then

maybe if you showed her more support and put her down less
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She's living her dream, and got to go in to space. That's a goal many aspire to but few can attain.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

maybe if you showed her more support and put her down less

Don't tell me how to raise my whore daughter.

*Pimp slaps*
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If we create a space colony with an earth-like atmosphere, would a prostitute there actually be a "prostitute in space" ?

That's like saying a prostitute on earth is a prostitute in space.
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I can literally see it man shooting their load and having it float in mid air pass her face lmao not cool. I don't have kids so I'm safe :p

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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...

don't have kids so I'm safe :p

this is a hypothetical scenario
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Nice

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dead even so far
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Theres no reason to be proud of your child when they sell their dignity
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Rika_Furude posted...

Theres no reason to be proud of your child when they sell their dignity

You say prostitutes have no dignity
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Before looking at The post: Hell yeah fuck those aliens
After looking at the post: what

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Id be sad my daughter was a prostitute in any environment.

topics like this are the main reason why i love this board so much to begin with. lol

Keith_Valentine posted...

Id be sad my daughter was a prostitute in any environment.

There is no environment in space tho
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