Current Events > Since Iran still uses F14 Tomcats, what if dis war is just a promo for Top Gun 2

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NeonOctopus 01/07/20 8:39:18 PM #1:	What if this whole conflict is just a giant ARG for Top Gun 2. Like General Suleimani comes out of the white house one day holding hands with Trump and is like "I hope you all enjoyed the show! Look forward to Top Gun 2, coming to theaters on June 26th, 2020" while blowing kisses to a bunch of cheering Americans chanting "USA! USA!" and "Can't stump da Trump!" Also, fun fact: an Iranian pilot holds the record for most kills in a Tomcat jet >_> --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cCF89fl.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/LeYvR5c.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/eNZ2kfM.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/kFyHKqh.jpg https://i.imgtc.ws/eSmBjnF.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:932609613] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>What if this whole conflict is just a giant ARG for Top Gun 2. Like General Suleimani comes out of the white house one day holding hands with Trump and is like "I hope you all enjoyed the show! Look forward to Top Gun 2, coming to theaters on June 26th, 2020" while blowing kisses to a bunch of cheering Americans chanting "USA! USA!" and "Can't stump da Trump!" Also, fun fact: an Iranian pilot holds the record for most kills in a Tomcat jet >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 01/07/20 8:46:07 PM #2:	If only. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:932609953] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>If only. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 01/07/20 8:47:29 PM #3:	Top Gun 2: Top Harder ~~because the homoeroticism, get it?~~ --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:932610027] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>Top Gun 2: Top Harder because the homoeroticism, get it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 01/07/20 8:49:18 PM #4:	Remember Iran once got it's butt kicked by Iraq in 1980 or so. Now it's going the other way. --- Fresh j lo dress/suit please for the model. <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:932610117] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>Remember Iran once got it's butt kicked by Iraq in 1980 or so. Now it's going the other way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 01/07/20 8:50:46 PM #5:	Trump has entered, the Danger Zone. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:932610189] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>Trump has entered, the Danger Zone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 01/07/20 8:53:31 PM #6:	Not gonna lie. When I read that tweet that the Iranian Air Force was scrambled I briefly had the same thought. ~~Danger Zone!~~ --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:932610318] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>Not gonna lie. When I read that tweet that the Iranian Air Force was scrambled I briefly had the same thought. Danger Zone! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/08/20 6:18:22 AM #7:	bump --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cCF89fl.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/LeYvR5c.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/eNZ2kfM.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/kFyHKqh.jpg https://i.imgtc.ws/eSmBjnF.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:932625339] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/08/20 1:27:03 PM #8:	it up --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cCF89fl.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/LeYvR5c.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/eNZ2kfM.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/kFyHKqh.jpg https://i.imgtc.ws/eSmBjnF.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:932636945] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>it up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Everyonedies 01/08/20 1:30:32 PM #9:	Who did we even fight in Top Gun? Someone was piloting those MiGs, right? --- 32-13 <cite>Everyonedies posted [p:932637081] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>Who did we even fight in Top Gun? Someone was piloting those MiGs, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmegaShinkai 01/08/20 1:32:35 PM #10:	Everyonedies posted... Who did we even fight in Top Gun? Someone was piloting those MiGs, right? Generic southeast Asian communist aggressors operating ~~F-5E Tiger IIs~~ MiG-28s <cite>OmegaShinkai posted [p:932637159] in Since Iran... [t:78313442]...</cite> <quote>Everyonedies posted... </cite> <quote>Who did we even fight in Top Gun? Someone was piloting those MiGs, right?</quote>Generic southeast Asian communist aggressors operating F-5E Tiger IIs MiG-28s </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Since Iran still uses F14 Tomcats, what if dis war is just a promo for Top Gun 2 (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Since Iran still uses F14 Tomcats, what if dis war is just a promo for Top Gun 2