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UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 6:49:12 AM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you would consider the perfect girl to be from personality to looks to career except for the fact that she has a tiny T-Rex that she has with her at all times. Either carrying the T-Rex in her hands, nesting the T-Rex in her inner jacket pocket or having the T-Rex perched on her shoulder like a parrot.

The girl also absolutely loves and adores the T-Rex and considers it part of her family if not her identity.

"This is Tasia but I call her Toothy, She was born the same day I was, like 2 minutes apart, they joke that my baby cries made her crack her egg. So it was fate. We're totally inseprable. Aren't we toothy?"

She coos whie feeding Tasia a goldfish the size of your fist that it devours in seconds before roaring.

https://i.imgur.com/oSDwBeN.jpg

Could you date her?
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UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 6:57:05 AM
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dolomedes posted...
the t rex is great but call me back when u get a breast reduction



The image is just a placeholder, the actual girl would be what you consider perfect
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jumi
01/20/20 6:58:52 AM
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dolomedes posted...
the t rex is great but call me back when u get a breast reduction

also it's never t-rex. it's t. rex

You spelled t. rex three different ways.

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UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 7:23:09 AM
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dolomedes posted...

that's because i'm lazy and write like this

but regardless, it's never t-rex. it's tyrannosaurus rex, shortened as t. rex

T-Rex is just as valid
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IfGodCouldDie
01/20/20 8:39:58 AM
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So she's the perfectest girl?

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Stagmar
01/20/20 9:11:28 AM
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Ill go with the T. Rex, but only if it drops the loser girl.

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UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 12:17:18 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Ill go with the T. Rex, but only if it drops the loser girl.

Nah it's super loyal
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UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 7:00:13 PM
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dolomedes posted...

not according to science

unless you're H-Sapiens and your dog is C-Lupus

This isn't science it's language
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Stagmar
01/20/20 7:18:05 PM
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After some more thought, Ill bite. Does that hottie have name?

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Abiz_
01/20/20 7:21:39 PM
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How do you have sex when the T-Rex is all over her? Also what if it bites during sex... That doesn't sound perfect.
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IShall_Run_Amok
01/20/20 7:33:17 PM
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That sounds awesome.

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monkeysRfunny
01/20/20 7:34:49 PM
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Fucking awesome

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YugiNoob
01/20/20 7:36:40 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
How do you have sex when the T-Rex is all over her? Also what if it bites during sex... That doesn't sound perfect.
I would assume he wouldn't bite, or else that wouldn't be perfect. So sign me up :D

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Abiz_
01/20/20 7:43:49 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
I would assume he wouldn't bite, or else that wouldn't be perfect. So sign me up :D
The way TC worded it is. She is perfect. The T-Rex could be a total dick though. If it doesn't like you.
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TheMikh
01/20/20 7:47:24 PM
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it would make air travel and any sort of security quite difficult

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YugiNoob
01/20/20 7:51:21 PM
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Yeah, unless we can get that thing considered a service...dinosaur, I don't think we'll be traveling anywhere. And living in Hawaii, that means I'm screwed :<

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UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 7:53:19 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Yeah, unless we can get that thing considered a service...dinosaur, I don't think we'll be traveling anywhere. And living in Hawaii, that means I'm screwed :<

There are no laws on the books forbidding Dinosaurs.

Not even in Australia
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Hambo the Hog
01/20/20 7:53:30 PM
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I'm gay, but I'd do it just to hang out with a tiny T. rex.

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SuperShake666
01/20/20 7:53:52 PM
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dolomedes posted...
when u get a breast reduction

lolwut

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nevershine
01/20/20 7:54:54 PM
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that's a win/win in my book

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YugiNoob
01/20/20 7:55:01 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
There are no laws on the books forbidding Dinosaurs.

Not even in Australia
I don't think they need to specifically say dinosaurs; just banning non-service animals would likely cover dinosaurs.

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UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 7:57:27 PM
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YugiNoob posted...

I don't think they need to specifically say dinosaurs; just banning non-service animals would likely cover dinosaurs.

I dunno

I've never walked into a shopping mall and seen a "No Dinosaurs Allowed" sign on the walls

Have you?
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YugiNoob
01/20/20 7:58:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent
01/20/20 8:00:13 PM
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gguirao
01/23/20 3:27:53 AM
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I like dinosaurs. Deal.

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Stagmar
01/23/20 8:49:04 AM
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Stagmar posted...
After some more thought, Ill bite. Does that hottie have name?
Since there was no response Ill pretend there was.

Her name is _____ ______
Not the loser woman, the dino!

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UnfairRepresent
01/23/20 8:51:54 AM
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Stagmar posted...

Since there was no response Ill pretend there was.

Not the loser woman, the dino!

Tasia

But she calls her Toothy
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Stagmar
01/23/20 9:00:49 AM
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Hawt

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The_Korey
01/23/20 9:06:38 AM
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Did you seriously make this topic thinking the dinosaur would be a turn off? You just gave her a massive advantage over every girl without a loyal tyrannosaurus.

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UnfairRepresent
01/23/20 9:09:45 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Did you seriously make this topic thinking the dinosaur would be a turn off? Y

https://youtu.be/sJIfeinL2eI
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