Current Events > Please don't cremate me when I die.

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ChrisTaka
03/12/20 9:59:30 AM
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Being burned to ash sounds painful as hell. Hard pass.

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Looked gf
03/12/20 10:01:22 AM
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Its a good thing you won't feel it then

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mooreandrew58
03/12/20 10:02:05 AM
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You wont be alive to feel it. Due to that ive suggested all manner of things be done with my body when I die which usually causes my mom to slap me. Explosive testing for the military. Catupulted into the ocean. Let necrophiles have a piece of me etc.

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Questionmarktarius
03/12/20 10:03:10 AM
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Willie Nelson has the better idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyBOpsF4ASo
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shnangyboos
03/12/20 10:03:31 AM
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Wait until you feel what decomposing is like.

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R1masher
03/12/20 10:04:14 AM
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i want my body cremated and my skull to be the urn

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EvalAngell
03/12/20 10:04:14 AM
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if you've ever seen the actual cremation process, it's very unsettling. the body is in a cardboard box and it's basically shoved into a giant oven. i watched as they did it to my late grandfather and man that was hard. your own mortality really just hits you in that moment. also didn't help that my mom was bawling her eyes out and didn't want to push the button that starts the process.

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Hayame Zero
03/12/20 10:04:24 AM
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One of my friends legitimately believes this. "Nobody knows if we still feel anything after death or not, so it might still be painful." he said.

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apolloooo
03/12/20 10:05:53 AM
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If i am rich, i want my body to be launched into space and the coffin plays david Bowie's space oddity powered with sunlight and it will play forever until the machines died

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yemmy
03/12/20 10:08:12 AM
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I want the chance to rise from the grave as a flesh eating zombie tbh

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ChrisTaka
03/12/20 10:09:20 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
Wait until you feel what decomposing is like.

Oh gawd oh frick

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Dagger32
03/12/20 10:09:24 AM
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I mean, in the future they might be able to make clones from our dead bodies so I too would like to not be cremated.

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ThyCorndog
03/12/20 10:09:45 AM
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yemmy posted...
I want the chance to rise from the grave as a flesh eating zombie tbh
This

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