Poll of the Day > I haven't had sex in a week AMA

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MrMelodramatic
03/16/20 10:40:56 AM
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Ask me anything
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weeb98
03/16/20 10:43:19 AM
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rookie numbers
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Ogurisama
03/16/20 10:46:21 AM
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MrMelodramatic
03/16/20 10:50:08 AM
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weeb98 posted...
rookie numbers
Well itll be at least another week before I do the deed

Ogurisama posted...
How many covid 19s have you gotten?
I do have a cough and a fever... I was in Houston for a few days, which has some cases and I went to a lot of crowded places. so probably 6 covids
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Lokarin
03/16/20 10:55:09 AM
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How do mutually fat people even have sex... their parts wouldn't be able to touch 'cuz of the rolls

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MrMelodramatic
03/16/20 10:58:04 AM
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Lokarin posted...
How do mutually fat people even have sex... their parts wouldn't be able to touch 'cuz of the rolls
idk my girlfriend is very thin, and a bit tall (56 or 57 cant remember exactly)
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Lokarin
03/16/20 10:59:06 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
idk my girlfriend is very thin, and a bit tall (56 or 57 cant remember exactly)

I wasn't implying anything, I just mean in general

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ChimeraBlue
03/16/20 11:02:47 AM
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weeb98 posted...
rookie numbers

*high five*
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MrMelodramatic
03/16/20 11:03:54 AM
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Lokarin posted...
I wasn't implying anything, I just mean in general
Ah. Well, Im very overweight and Ive had sex with a very overweight ladyfriend before. It really wasnt an issue. My penis reaches out further than my stomach + my stomach can be pushed in a bit, so my fat doesnt get much in the way afaik. On her end there didnt seem to be much issue either.
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EvilMegas
03/16/20 11:07:26 AM
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weeb98 posted...
rookie numbers


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LinkPizza
03/16/20 11:10:29 AM
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weeb98 posted...
rookie numbers

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MrMelodramatic
03/16/20 11:52:33 AM
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whats everyones longest sex break? Mine was about a year and a half

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Lokarin
03/16/20 12:32:52 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
whats everyones longest sex break? Mine was about a year and a half

I'm running on about 22 years ish

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wolfy42
03/16/20 12:39:00 PM
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Sometime in 2009, so 11 years or so I guess.

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MrMelodramatic
03/16/20 1:07:24 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I'm running on about 22 years ish
Are you 22? Doesnt really count as a break if so.

wolfy42 posted...
Sometime in 2009, so 11 years or so I guess.
tbh thats probably fairly normal, especially as ppl get older.
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Bugmeat
03/16/20 1:11:21 PM
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Do you prefer the taste of pennies or nickels?


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joemodda
03/16/20 1:14:59 PM
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Try 25 year's bro. Ive never so much as held hands before

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LinkPizza
03/16/20 1:17:15 PM
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If were talking about after I had sex, I honestly dont know. Maybe a couple months, I guess...
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Lokarin
03/16/20 2:31:09 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Are you 22? Doesnt really count as a break if so.

I'm 36.

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Zacek
03/16/20 3:45:52 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
whats everyones longest sex break? Mine was about a year and a half
Mine, like half year.

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OhhhJa
03/16/20 3:55:53 PM
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Probably like 6-8 months
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wwinterj25
03/16/20 3:57:59 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
whats everyones longest sex break? Mine was about a year and a half
Does it count as a break if you've never started? Probably not.

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OhhhJa
03/16/20 4:00:16 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Does it count as a break if you've never started? Probably not.
Being born counts
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wwinterj25
03/16/20 4:06:19 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Being born counts
Good job I've never been born then.

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KogaSteelfang
03/16/20 4:48:44 PM
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I'm 36 and still a virgin. :/

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ChimeraBlue
03/16/20 5:57:02 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
I'm 36 and still a virgin. :/

Fascinating.

Sex seems like something that would have just naturally happened before reaching age 36. Still, I guess there are some people who have lived their entire lives as a virgin, for whatever reason.
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MrMelodramatic
03/16/20 7:41:38 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Do you prefer the taste of pennies or nickels?
Nickels

joemodda posted...
Try 25 year's bro. Ive never so much as held hands before
never had the chance?

Lokarin posted...
I'm 36.
:(

ChimeraBlue posted...
Fascinating.

Sex seems like something that would have just naturally happened before reaching age 36. Still, I guess there are some people who have lived their entire lives as a virgin, for whatever reason.
I dont have any hard figures but Id bet at least 15% of people are virgins at 40.
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OhhhJa
03/16/20 8:01:00 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I dont have any hard figures but Id bet at least 15% of people are virgins at 40.
That seems a bit high but I bet it's more than lot of people would think
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OhhhJa
03/16/20 8:03:48 PM
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Just googled it and said about 1.2% of men are virgins at 40 but only 0.4% of women
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KogaSteelfang
03/16/20 8:17:28 PM
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ChimeraBlue posted...
Sex seems like something that would have just naturally happened before reaching age 36.

Yeah, I thought so too. Reality hit me hard when I entered my 30's. I didn't really care before then, but had been struggling with loads of self esteem issues. So, once I did start to care it was the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak.


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wwinterj25
03/16/20 9:48:37 PM
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ChimeraBlue posted...
Sex seems like something that would have just naturally happened before reaching age 36.

A lot of life milestones seem to happen naturally for most people. Most however isn't everyone and some folk miss the boat. A normal functional member of society would have a job, other half, friends, kids and their own place at my age apparently. I have zero of those things. I'm thankful for having a few close family members, acquaintance and life though. Some folk certainly have it worse.

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CarefreeDude
03/16/20 11:24:23 PM
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I can't think of a day i've gone without sex in the past 6 months. wife is knocked up and her drive is absolutely insane and I kinda just wanna cuddle

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MrMelodramatic
03/17/20 10:16:14 AM
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CarefreeDude posted...
I can't think of a day i've gone without sex in the past 6 months. wife is knocked up and her drive is absolutely insane and I kinda just wanna cuddle
Oof that sounds great. Plus pregnant women are
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CarefreeDude
03/17/20 2:41:19 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Oof that sounds great. Plus pregnant women are

All this combined with the corona quarantine, we are at it 7 times or more a day. Im thankful I can set my son up with TV to give us alone time.

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