Poll of the Day > You meet two girls.

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One of them wears gloves all the time. The other one is barefoot all of the time. Glove girl ALWAYS wears gloves on her hands, and would never be barehanded. She has tons of gloves everywhere, and would continuously wear them, and would resist all attempts to take them off. Barefoot girl is the oppsote, never wearing any forms of footwear ever, and would never ever even put on a sandal. She would never even wear shoes even outside in the winter, or in public spaces.

You may pick one to marry. Who do you choose?

Is this because you have a foot fetish? It's ok. I too like to walk around with nothing on my feet.

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wwinterj25 posted...

Is this because you have a foot fetish? It's ok. I too like to walk around with nothing on my feet.

No

I don't wear shoes in the house either.

Barefoot girl would go into a public restroom barefoot and that's just

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afrodude77 posted...

Barefoot girl would go into a public restroom barefoot and that's just

this is what flipped me
glove-chan it is

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I avoid public bathrooms.

So would barefoot girl.

Also I love being barefoot. We would have barefoot children.

I'm so down for barefoot girl.

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T in V?

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Just pick one, put her in her place, problem solved.

Gloves.

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Barefoot.

Yea, her feet are gonna suck and I have no clue at all why she'd want to walk across asphalt in 95-100 degree weather without even a sock as protection, but indoors and certain places it's either normal or not too weird.

But glove girl... I think it would start off seemingly nice but then the frustration would start to build. Her constant demand for gloves, the outright resistance and refusal to remove them, the gloves everywhere in the house... It wouldn't matter at first, but the frustration and irritation would build. Slowly at first but as weeks went by the fights would become inevitable. I would want to touch my wife's hands without the gosh darned glove keeping us apart. I would want to do things without constantly seeing gloves in the house. I would just want to do things without having to think about the gloves, and then the fights would start... And they'd never stop.

I don't get the barefoot choice, but it at least would be less likely to lead to a fight and would be normal in certain places. The gloves... That's a time bomb waiting to go off.

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Actually I used to walk around barefoot alot when younger. For asphalt/roads, you can walk over the bumps in the road to slow down cars or the cross walk areas with paint as they are colder, also your feet do get used tt it and a bit more calloused (but it doesn't look bad or anything). If you walk on tar/aslphalt your feet will get dirty/blackened though until you wash them.

Bare foot is great for people who are flat footed, which I am, i hate shoes, but eventually grew to get used to wearing them. I would have gone barefoot all the time if I could, but real life doesn't let you do what you want lol.

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Glove girl cause Canada.

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Barefoot, would give me an excuse to not go places where she would need shoes. Win win.

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Is this dexter's mom?

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will glove girl be ok with fingerless gloves?

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Girl walking barefoot through a lawn covered in horse poo, hot or not?

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BlazeAndBlade posted...

will glove girl be ok with fingerless gloves?

Nope

Only if the girl is pretty and has pretty feet. Then I will pick barefoot.

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Molitheus posted...

Only if the girl is pretty and has pretty feet. Then I will pick barefoot.

Both girls are pretty. Glove girl has pretty hands (that you will never see), and barefoot girl has pretty feet.

But does glove girl have pretty feet that I DO get to see?

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TheSlinja posted...

But does glove girl have pretty feet that I DO get to see?

She wears shoes like a normal person. And goes barefoot like a normal person.

So, only sometimes.

Well, for starters, I'd pick "neither", because I'm adamantly against the institution of marriage and wouldn't commit to it under even the most optimal of circumstances. But as a purely hypothetical choice between the two in general:

Glove girl is far more hygienic, because she's actually changing her gloves, not just wearing one pair exclusively until they're gross and disgusting. So that alone tends to give her the nod. Though she gets even more points in her favor because the sort of people who usually go barefoot (at least in technological Western culture) are hippies, and hippies are always unacceptable.

The only real game-changer comes down to why she's wearing the gloves. If it's just a weird fetish/psychological thing/odd fashion choice, that's fine. But if it's because she has disfigured alien hands or something, I'd probably wind up just passing on both of them. Because I'm not so hard up for female contact that I'm willing to settle for one of only two freakish consolation prizes.
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Gotta go with glove girl. I enjoy sweaty feet and sucking on toes too much. Someone who is always barefoot everywhere not only wouldn't be allowed in to many places, their feet would never get that sweaty scent that I love as well as being too dirty and gross to suck without washing them first.
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Barefoot just cause I can understand. Only time I want to wear shoes are if my feet are cold.

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Nice post Dan Schneider.

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I'll go with the hippie with no shoes

I'll fuck the girl with the gloves (I'll wear a glove while I do it), Marry the barefoot girl and kill the door to door shoe salesman named Al.

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DDirtyDastard posted...

I'll go with the hippie with no shoes

You can always throw her in the shower and hose her off first at the very least.

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Ive seen this before... Anyway, barefoot wouldnt be too bad except for when it was winter, or the ground wasnt good for walking. For the gloves, it would depend on what type. But most likely, I guess barefoot guy would work...
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Stay creepy my friends

https://i.imgur.com/ncEP3TR.jpg

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Always wears gloves? Wait, is she in the Psi Corps?



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captpackrat posted...

Always wears gloves? Wait, is she in the Psi Corps?

Not exactly. She just wears gloves 24/7. All kinds of gloves. She never ever shows one piece of skin on her hands.

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Nice post Dan Schneider.

lmao

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Metalsonic66 posted...

Polygamy is illegal

TheWorstPoster posted...

Polygamy is illegal

He just has to go somewhere else, then, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_polygamy
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LinkPizza posted...

He just has to go somewhere else, then, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_polygamy

Or become Mormon

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Barefoot girl. I mean I doubt she would use a public restroom.

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