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_Squirtle_
03/23/20 8:03:33 PM
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What's your score






Like golf, lower scores are better. Add a ppint for every one that applies to you

- Virgin
- Living at home
- No job/school
- More frozen meals/take out than freshly cooked healthy meals
- never had a significant other
- never kissed someone
- spent the time to take this quiz
- never held hands with someone you like
- don't know basic car maintenance (change tires/oil, use jumper cables etc)
- rarely hang out with friends
- hate your current job
- don't work out regularly
- have less than 3 hobbies
- don't shower every day


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OffTempo
03/23/20 8:05:18 PM
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4; living at home (to be fair I'm 16), spent the time to take this quiz, don't know basic car maintenance.

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Mistere Man
03/23/20 8:07:46 PM
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Parappa09
03/23/20 8:08:36 PM
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technically 2.5

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Freddie_Mercury
03/23/20 8:12:46 PM
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Harpie
03/23/20 8:14:17 PM
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5

More frozen meals/take out than freshly cooked healthy meals
  • Im counting ramen noodles here >.>
don't know basic car maintenance (change tires/oil, use jumper cables etc)
  • Yeah I cant drive, I use buses to get around. I dont give a fuck about cars
rarely hang out with friends
  • I dont really have friends
don't work out regularly
  • sadly
spent time to take this quiz
  • welp

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bobbaaay
03/23/20 8:14:53 PM
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_Squirtle_ posted...
Like golf, lower scores are better. Add a ppint for every one that applies to you

- Virgin
- Living at home
- No job/school
- More frozen meals/take out than freshly cooked healthy meals
- never had a significant other
- never kissed someone
- spent the time to take this quiz
- never held hands with someone you like
- don't know basic car maintenance (change tires/oil, use jumper cables etc)
- rarely hang out with friends
- hate your current job
- don't work out regularly
- have less than 3 hobbies
- don't shower every day

Even though my girlfriend and I are fully capable of cooking healthy meals (I went to school for nutrition/dietetics) - we still eat out a ton because she works long hours as a pharmacist and I'm lazy/tired all the time.

I took the quiz.

I definitely don't know basic car maintenance.

I rarely hang out with friends because I moved to a different state and have no friends here, unless seeing my girlfriend's brother and her ex every other weekend counts as "hanging out with friends."

I definitely don't work out regularly.

I don't shower every day.

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WilliamPorygon
03/23/20 8:14:57 PM
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Isn't it impossible to get a 14? How are you supposed to hate your current job if you don't have one?

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SimpleMan
03/23/20 8:21:01 PM
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- spent the time to take this quiz
- don't work out regularly
Got a two. Can't really work out due to health issues.

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Reis
03/23/20 8:22:39 PM
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_Squirtle_ posted...
- rarely hang out with friends
- spent the time to take this quiz

2
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Bestoffuture
03/23/20 8:22:39 PM
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Frozen meals
quiz
and car maintenance

Meh

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MT_TRAEH
03/23/20 8:22:49 PM
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10 fuck

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InTheEyesOfFire
03/23/20 8:28:39 PM
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Frozen meals, quiz and hate my current job. Im working on that last one though.

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
03/23/20 8:30:37 PM
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Idk why these type of tests bug me so much when one of the options is about cars lol

Unless the MTA completely collapses or something then I highly doubt I'll ever get a car. Takes too long to get to places with a car, too much maintenance, it's just not worth it in my case tbh


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JimCarrysToe
03/23/20 8:49:55 PM
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All of them except hating my job...

Cuz I dont have one. But I probably would hate it if i had one.

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03/23/20 10:20:54 PM
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Butterfiles
03/23/20 10:22:09 PM
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3.5, staying at home until the virus blows over

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MarvAlbert
03/23/20 10:22:18 PM
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1, I took the quiz.


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03/23/20 10:26:07 PM
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viewmaster_pi
03/23/20 10:28:32 PM
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_Squirtle_ posted...
- hate your current job
this is normal

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WafflehouseJK
03/23/20 10:28:50 PM
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- More frozen meals/take out than freshly cooked healthy meals
- spent the time to take this quiz
- don't work out regularly

I need to clean up my diet and work out again, but otherwise life isn't too terrible, outside of all the Corona shit happening rn.

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Damn_Underscore
03/23/20 10:29:00 PM
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Conflict posted...


Lol


was going to make this same post lol
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Luigi and Tails
03/23/20 10:33:08 PM
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2, more unhealthy meals than healthy and I took the fucking quiz.

Surprised to see how many people mentioned car maintenance, I thought in the same way everybody in Europe can drive a stick, everybody in the US can change their own oil?

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WafflehouseJK
03/23/20 10:41:07 PM
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I can do basic car maintenance and I've never even owned my own car. >_>

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Bestoffuture
03/23/20 10:42:43 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
I can do basic car maintenance and I've never even owned my own car. >_>

Yeah and you're also a moderator without getting anything out of it. Gotta change your priorities.

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03/23/20 10:43:16 PM
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KogaSteelfang
03/23/20 10:45:18 PM
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11 v_v

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Christian RULES
03/23/20 10:47:36 PM
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FIVE!

- Living at home
Fuck. I lived by myself for years before moving temporarily back with parents right now.

- No job/school
I just quit my job

- More frozen meals/take out than freshly cooked healthy meals
Im a bad / lazy cook

- don't know basic car maintenance (change tires/oil, use jumper cables etc)
I didnt go to Car School

- don't shower every day
Im not dirty all the time


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pauIie
03/23/20 10:48:07 PM
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1

spent the time to take the quiz lol

maaaaybe 2 because i don't know all of the basic car maint stuff but i'd done a little bit of car maint

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dave_is_slick
03/23/20 10:51:09 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnzRSArwYY


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Pitlord_Special
03/23/20 10:56:25 PM
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- Virgin
- never had a significant other
- never kissed someone
- spent the time to take this quiz
- never held hands with someone you like

Damn women always gotta go and ruin my self worth

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CommunismFTW
03/23/20 11:13:06 PM
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3!

- don't work out regularly
- spent the time to take this quiz
- More frozen meals/take out than freshly cooked healthy meals

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Damn_Underscore
03/23/20 11:34:40 PM
#34:


Pitlord_Special posted...
- Virgin
- never had a significant other
- never kissed someone
- spent the time to take this quiz
- never held hands with someone you like

Damn women always gotta go and ruin my self worth


so the literal entire rest of the list doesn't apply to you but you are somehow a total virgin

wut
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Xatrion
03/23/20 11:35:45 PM
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11. Christ.


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Vicious_Dios
03/23/20 11:56:49 PM
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The second option.

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Pitlord_Special
03/24/20 12:11:33 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
so the literal entire rest of the list doesn't apply to you but you are somehow a total virgin

wut

Yeah, guess I'm just that pathetic

There's a ton of awesome dudes out there and nobody should be wasting their time on me so I don't even bother.

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GameboyTroy
03/24/20 1:35:41 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
11 v_v

Xatrion posted...
11. Christ.
We have the exact amount. 11.

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