Poll of the Day > i'm braving the grocery store tomorrow, ok?

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Aculo
04/08/20 8:35:49 PM
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i calculated i'll be buying close to $350 worth of food that will last the next 3 weeks to a month (if we're lucky), ok?

i've got my mask, gloves, hand sanitizer, and jock strap. is there anything else i should know before heading into battle?

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Mead
04/08/20 8:42:40 PM
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If you see any weird or gross mucus around, dont eat it

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SpeedDemon20
04/08/20 8:42:47 PM
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You don't necessarily need the gloves since the virus can't penetrate your skin (but they can come from your hands to your face if you touch yourself). Gloves might be a good reminder to not touch your face, but be careful about cross contamination! If you dirty your gloves, the other things they touch will be dirty as well! Like your phone, car keys, credit card, or whatever. You'll still need to wash your hands after!

Good luck! Hope you find all your food!
:D

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AnnoyedCops
04/08/20 8:45:41 PM
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Godspeed

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Aculo
04/08/20 8:48:08 PM
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SpeedDemon20 posted...
You don't necessarily need the gloves since the virus can't penetrate your skin (but they can come from your hands to your face if you touch yourself). Gloves might be a good reminder to not touch your face, but be careful about cross contamination! If you dirty your gloves, the other things they touch will be dirty as well! Like your phone, car keys, credit card, or whatever. You'll still need to wash your hands after!

Good luck! Hope you find all your food!
:D
good advice, thanks, man!

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darcandkharg31
04/08/20 8:48:37 PM
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Take viagra and wear sweatpants, no one want to come near the guy with a rager.

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streamofthesky
04/08/20 8:53:23 PM
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Aculo posted...
i calculated i'll be buying close to $350 worth of food that will last the next 3 weeks to a month (if we're lucky), ok?
How cute, you think you'll actually be able to find even half the stuff on your shopping list on the store's shelves

:p
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Aculo
04/08/20 9:01:21 PM
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streamofthesky posted...
How cute, you think you'll actually be able to find even half the stuff on your shopping list on the store's shelves

:p
the only thing i may have trouble getting is toilet paper, but HEB markets in texas have actually been keeping things surprisingly well stocked, ok?

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ultra magnus13
04/08/20 10:14:56 PM
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streamofthesky posted...

How cute, you think you'll actually be able to find even half the stuff on your shopping list on the store's shelves

:p


Aculo posted...

the only thing i may have trouble getting is toilet paper, but HEB markets in texas have actually been keeping things surprisingly well stocked, ok?


Yeah I've only been to the grocery store a twice in the past 3 weeks, but both times there where only a few things they where completely out of. I love you to know you may not be able to find your favorite variety of pasta sauce, but they have pasta sauce. You may not be able to find the exact frozen pizza you want, but they have frozen pizza etc.
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ScritchOwl
04/08/20 10:29:23 PM
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Keep a wide berth from the deli or open food areas. They will scream at you at walmart if you try to get a pack of flat bread that they keep at the deli. Seriously just go to hardware dept and get a granny pole (grasping claw) if you need anything

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Mead
04/08/20 10:31:17 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
They will scream at you at walmart if you try to get a pack of flat bread that they keep at the deli

no they wont

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SunWuKung420
04/08/20 10:34:52 PM
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You should be wearing a full hazmat suit. You truly don't care about other people.

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Ogurisama
04/08/20 10:40:05 PM
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darcandkharg31
04/08/20 10:46:09 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
No its no "OK"
still make sense

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wolfy42
04/08/20 11:03:17 PM
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Aculo posted...
i calculated i'll be buying close to $350 worth of food that will last the next 3 weeks to a month (if we're lucky), ok?

i've got my mask, gloves, hand sanitizer, and jock strap. is there anything else i should know before heading into battle?


Yeah, I heard wearing the jock strap over your mouth can help prevent getting the virus!!! Ok?

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BeerOnTap
04/08/20 11:08:35 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
Keep a wide berth from the deli or open food areas. They will scream at you at walmart if you try to get a pack of flat bread that they keep at the deli. Seriously just go to hardware dept and get a granny pole (grasping claw) if you need anything

Who yells at you and why?

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