Board 8 > Trdl gives out more stupid game awards

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trdl23
04/16/20 11:53:50 AM
#1:


Been a while since I did this.

Post a silly Oscar-esque award you'd like me to give out that's video game related, I'll do so and give a brief writeup as to why.

Topic will continue until it doesn't.

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NFUN
04/16/20 11:58:50 AM
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Best supporting character that inexplicably becomes irrelevant halfway through the game
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TheArkOfTurus
04/16/20 12:04:06 PM
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Best character with exactly four lines of dialogue.

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Drakeryn
04/16/20 12:42:02 PM
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Lifetime achievement award for philanthropy to bears
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BlackMageJawa
04/16/20 1:03:26 PM
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Best character creator that also has a much less engaging game attached
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The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil
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Hbthebattle
04/16/20 1:03:55 PM
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Best usage of the letter b
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Patience.
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Surskit
04/16/20 1:13:27 PM
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Loveliest Rock in Gaming

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hombad46
04/16/20 1:13:32 PM
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Best boss with zero relevance to the plot

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"That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw"
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Cavedweller2000
04/16/20 5:17:58 PM
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Best character to wear sunglasses indoors

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Well done to Advokaiser for finishing 104 places above me in the 2018 CBX Guru Contest!
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MetalmindStats
04/16/20 6:31:06 PM
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Most lived-in setting that actually seems like it would be a pretty bad place to live.

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trdl23
04/16/20 7:43:45 PM
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NFUN posted...
Best supporting character that inexplicably becomes irrelevant halfway through the game
That's got to be Freya Crescent (FF9).

Freya got done dirty by Square. She's pretty darn cool when you meet her in Lindblum - especially when you get to team up with her during the hunt - and when you see Burmecia after Alexandria wrecks it, it hit me pretty hard. Add to that a decent "looking for her lost romantic partner" story and Freya was shaping up to add well the FF9's cast.

And then the writers just... forgot she existed. For the entire rest of the game. The smallest of bones get thrown now and then, but nothing comes of it, and she's eventually as much of a "nothing" character as Amarant.

TheArkOfTurus posted...
Best character with exactly four lines of dialogue.
Yeah I'm not looking this up.

BlackMageJawa posted...
Best character creator that also has a much less engaging game attached
Oh, this is a cool one.

Isn't this almost exactly what Spore became? Here's all these cool ways your species can look as the game plays out... but that's it. That's the whole game.

Hbthebattle posted...
Best usage of the letter b

The Touhou player in me is always delighted to see one of these Bs floating down to give me another "oh shit" button.

Surskit posted...
Loveliest Rock in Gaming
Well, I think Lyse (FF14) looks great in her new outf--

Wait. You meant a literal rock, not just someone with the personality of one.

I guess Air's Rock (Golden Sun: The Lost Age) had some cool puzzles and stuff. That's all that comes to mind right now since I couldn't think of any particularly "lovely" golem creatures off the top of my head, and the whole point of this topic series is me not putting a ton of effort in.

hombad46 posted...
Best boss with zero relevance to the plot
Hey, I like this one! The best example I have of this is Red (Pokemon Gold/Silver). There's not much lead-up to facing your former avatar in the postgame. You'll just find him chilling on top of Mount Silver. When you reach him, the only sound is the wind. No words are shared, for there is nothing to say. From the moment you sought him out, there was only one reason for you both to be there.

I don't know if it holds up now, of course, but it blew 10-year-old me's mind.

Cavedweller2000 posted...
Best character to wear sunglasses indoors


RE writing is a cluster, but damn does Albert Wesker look sick.

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trdl23
04/16/20 7:43:58 PM
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MetalmindStats posted...
Most lived-in setting that actually seems like it would be a pretty bad place to live.
At the risk of looking stupid, define "lived-in" here? I'm not sure I catch the meaning.

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skullbone
04/16/20 7:58:41 PM
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Best character who wears overalls

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skull
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Drakeryn
04/16/20 8:06:32 PM
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Drakeryn posted...
Lifetime achievement award for philanthropy to bears


(unless you don't give out lifetime achievement awards in which case fair enough)
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TheArkOfTurus
04/16/20 8:15:31 PM
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Fine, best character with approximately four lines of dialogue, if you can't handle the tough questions.


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skullbone
04/16/20 8:26:28 PM
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Best character who fights with an unorthodox weapon

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skull
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hombad46
04/16/20 8:27:43 PM
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Best use of motion controls

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"That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw"
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MetalmindStats
04/16/20 8:30:58 PM
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trdl23 posted...
At the risk of looking stupid, define "lived-in" here? I'm not sure I catch the meaning.
Basically a setting that really feels like a place sentient beings live in, and preferably have lived in for a while, rather than just an authorial figment.

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UF8
04/16/20 8:38:32 PM
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best penny farthing in gaming
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Shonen_Bat
04/16/20 10:02:43 PM
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Best boss you never fight

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Hello again.
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Johnbobb
04/16/20 10:07:16 PM
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Best plot twist

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Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar
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