Current Events > World's Authorities: 'Don't Drink When You're Trapped Inside Unemployed'

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:05:39 PM
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https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/15/drinking-alcohol-can-make-the-coronavirus-worse-the-who-says-in-recommending-restricting-access.html

Wouldn't want you guys rioting or getting aggressive about your lost job and fucked-up savings that was wiped away. No drinking please.

Oh- you wanna know why?

Uh-because, it uh-makes you "more susceptible" to COVID...yeah that's why.

Not because it makes you aggressive, and a huge unemployed population of aggressive folks would be terrible for those in power around the world.

^ The WHO is becoming the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. "Don't drink" my ass. This is pure propaganda.

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deupd_u
04/17/20 7:06:43 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78587296

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Bananana
04/17/20 7:08:31 PM
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If you dont know that excessive drinking is bad for your immune system, you shouldnt be allowed to buy alcohol

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:12:53 PM
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Bananana posted...
If you dont know that excessive drinking is bad for your immune system, you shouldnt be allowed to buy alcohol
Yeah, no, I stand by my original statement. This is bullshit to quell the 20+ million Americans who were just laid off from their jobs.

Don't rise up and get aggressive. Just stay at home sober.

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masticatingman
04/17/20 7:14:56 PM
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After the failure of prohibition, the US will simply never try to ban drinking again. It really doesnt matter what else could be possibly happening.

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IShall_Run_Amok
04/17/20 7:14:59 PM
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They make a good point. It's always best to be drunk off your ass while you're outside and working.

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Squall28
04/17/20 7:15:33 PM
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Are you suggesting people make better decisions drunk?

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:15:47 PM
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masticatingman posted...
After the failure of prohibition, the US will simply never try to ban drinking again. It really doesnt matter what else could be possibly happening.
its not about that,

its about people in authority saying to stay sober and quiet even though the rich people are firing all of you and you have no savings or life.

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:16:33 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Are you suggesting people make better decisions drunk?
No?

I'm suggesting that millions and millions of citizens of any country - US, France, you name it - are more dangerous when unemployed and drunk.

This is a quell tactic by the WHO to try and ease the rabble.

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gamer167
04/17/20 7:17:03 PM
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Da hell else am I supposed to do?
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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:18:11 PM
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gamer167 posted...
Da hell else am I supposed to do?
Well, according to authority figures - just kinda suffer quietly with no job or life. Don't even THINK about drinking and getting a mind to riot, though.


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AlisLandale
04/17/20 7:18:27 PM
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I agree with the sentiment of this topic.

But I feel like, if you need to get piss drunk to get motivated enough for your proletariat uprising, youre destined to fail. >_>

But fuck, anything to get people off their butts I guess <_<

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masticatingman
04/17/20 7:19:04 PM
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AFrench2 posted...
its not about that,

its about people in authority saying to stay sober and quiet even though the rich people are firing all of you and you have no savings or life.
Im just getting to the root of the situation. Bottom line everybody here can gladly give the WHO the middle finger on this one without a second thought.

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:19:23 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
I agree with the sentiment of this topic.

But I feel like, if you need to get piss drunk to get motivated enough for your proletariat uprising, youre destined to fail. >_>

But fuck, anything to get people off their butts I guess <_<
Hey man, Alcohol has been a part of mankind for a very long time. And we LIKE our alcohol.

Don't think for a second that alcohol has not been a motivating factor in warfare over the past however-many-thousands of years.

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Squall28
04/17/20 7:21:23 PM
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This guy literally wants people to be dangerous and rioting. Wtf

Also, do you realize riots will break social distancing? If we're going to break it anyways, might as well just go back to work so we can get people working and paid again...

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:22:55 PM
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Squall28 posted...
This guy literally wants people to be dangerous and rioting. Wtf

Also, do you realize riots will break social distancing? If we're going to break it anyways, might as well just go back to work so we can get people working and paid again...
What is the unemployment rate currently?

Just answer me that.

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:23:43 PM
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What is the unemployment rate currently?

Just answer me that.

No, I mean seriously, what is it? 35%? 40%?

Rich people working from home all day while the poor are home with no job or savings?

You're FUCKING right I want people to be dangerous and rioting. Eat the rich.

And yes this is propaganda from the WHO.

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LovingPacifist
04/17/20 7:25:31 PM
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I'm ashamed of myself for clicking on and reading this stupid topic.

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snowman9267
04/17/20 7:29:37 PM
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TC a legit moron smh

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synth_real
04/17/20 7:30:31 PM
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Staying at home, unemployed and drunk all the time is depressing as fuck. It's also a waste of money that could be spent on better things when you're broke as shit. Never mind the immune system effects, we're gonna see suicide attempts spike soon if people start doing that.

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Secretly
04/17/20 7:31:13 PM
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Why are people shitting on TC? He's making fun of the WHO for suggesting it
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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:32:03 PM
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snowman9267 posted...
TC a legit moron smh
That's cool. Remember that I'm a moron here when you get laid off next week and unemployment goes from 35% to 36%.

"TC is a legit moron. Authority is cool!"

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Squall28
04/17/20 7:32:12 PM
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AFrench2 posted...
What is the unemployment rate currently?

Just answer me that.

No, I mean seriously, what is it? 35%? 40%?

Rich people working from home all day while the poor are home with no job or savings?

You're FUCKING right I want people to be dangerous and rioting. Eat the rich.

And yes this is propaganda from the WHO.

Google says 4.4 percent, but you are blaming the results of social distancing on the rich which is nonsensical. The common enemy is corona. Not any person.


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AlisLandale
04/17/20 7:35:21 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Google says 4.4 percent, but you are blaming the results of social distancing on the rich which is nonsensical. The common enemy is corona. Not any person.


The common enemy is the system created by the current establishment. Coronavirus is merely the most noteworthy strain on that system so far.

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Daffadilio
04/17/20 7:35:21 PM
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If you can only riot drunk, youre a fake punk. Riot all day, sober or otherwise. Alcohol weakens your immune system but can be used for sanitation or maltov cocktails. Think about it.

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Squall28
04/17/20 7:35:24 PM
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Secretly posted...
Why are people shitting on TC? He's making fun of the WHO for suggesting it

Drinking is bad for you, and you shouldn't be wasting money on booze when you're short on funds anyways.

You should be hoping they open enough of the economy to get more people back to work, but not enough to spoke the curve. Rioting would do nothing but make things worse.

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Secretly
04/17/20 7:38:40 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Drinking is bad for you, and you shouldn't be wasting money on booze when you're short on funds anyways.
OK, so assume you are in my position and have plenty of disposable income. Why is drinking an issue? It feels good to get drunk. Wouldn't drink alone though. Getting drunk with wife atm
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Squall28
04/17/20 7:41:46 PM
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Secretly posted...
OK, so assume you are in my position and have plenty of disposable income. Why is drinking an issue? It feels good to get drunk. Wouldn't drink alone though. Getting drunk with wife atm

It weakens your immune system.

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:43:05 PM
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Wait, wiat, hold the fucking phone

Did someone jujst post in my topic that unemployment right now is 4.4%

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:43:26 PM
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Holy fuck 4.4% LMFAO

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LordRazziel
04/17/20 7:43:53 PM
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deupd_u posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78587296

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Do you really see yourself as the guy that knows the truths others don't?

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LeperMessiahXX
04/17/20 7:52:04 PM
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It's been known that excessive drinking is bad for you immune system for a long time. This isn't a conspiracy, just drink in moderation. I'm currently drinking as we speak, just don't be stupid about it, especially if you are someone who leaves the house often.
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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:55:32 PM
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I didn't say conspiracy - I said propaganda.

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AFrench2
04/17/20 7:55:54 PM
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Saying "I want YOU to join the army" is not a conspiracy - but it is propaganda. See the difference?

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Squall28
04/17/20 7:59:08 PM
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AFrench2 posted...
Holy fuck 4.4% LMFAO

http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Unemployment+rate+usa

Obviously no longer accurate but I said as much when I initially posted it.

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AFrench2
04/17/20 8:00:38 PM
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unemployment applications went up more than 6.6 million in earlier April. This past week, I am hearing is something like another 4 million

4.4%...hahahahaha. I needed that

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Squall28
04/17/20 8:07:16 PM
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I don't see an updated figure unfortunately. Looks like it's shared monthly.

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LeperMessiahXX
04/17/20 8:09:52 PM
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Well it's not propaganda either, it's just reality. Drinking isn't healthy, that has been known for a while now. Conspiracy or propaganda changes nothing from what I said. Drink, I'm doing so as I acknowledge that drinking too much can do me harm.
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legendarylemur
04/17/20 8:15:17 PM
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So I don't get it, is TC in denial that drinking severely reduces your immune system? That shit's been known since the beginning of time. This shit isn't some propaganda

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Politics
04/17/20 8:15:53 PM
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I got pretty drunk last night but that isn't really normal for me. I probably won't get drunk again for several weeks.

Won't stop me from having a nice glass of whiskey here and there though.

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Questionmarktarius
04/17/20 8:18:23 PM
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AFrench2 posted...
Eat the rich.
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LovingPacifist
04/17/20 8:22:20 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
So I don't get it, is TC in denial that drinking severely reduces your immune system? That shit's been known since the beginning of time. This shit isn't some propaganda
TC is an angsty contrarion goth jackass who was probably barely scraping a living together before this and is mad "the man" is making it hard for him to cope with his miserable life by being drunk on the weekends.

The world is full of dudes like this, get really loud in social settings, act overly animated about **** they aren't even really excited about, and post pictures of themselves drinking scotch on their Facebook every weekend. He doesn't care if what he's saying is factually stupid, he doesn't have an outlet to get his angst out with a bunch of other defeated losers so he's using CE to do it.

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AFrench2
04/17/20 9:29:20 PM
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LovingPacifist posted...
TC is an angsty contrarion goth jackass who was probably barely scraping a living together before this and is mad "the man" is making it hard for him to cope with his miserable life by being drunk on the weekends.

The world is full of dudes like this, get really loud in social settings, act overly animated about **** they aren't even really excited about, and post pictures of themselves drinking scotch on their Facebook every weekend. He doesn't care if what he's saying is factually stupid, he doesn't have an outlet to get his angst out with a bunch of other defeated losers so he's using CE to do it.
So much for peace, love, and understanding eh?

My goodness...the anger at me.

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Questionmarktarius
04/17/20 9:54:07 PM
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AFrench2 posted...
So much for peace, love, and understanding eh?
That would be weed, though.
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