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Timohtep
04/21/20 2:04:22 AM
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Any elective surgery you want, covered up to ~$4000. What do you have done.

I get my nipples removed, at the very least. Don't know what I'd do with the rest
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modena
04/21/20 2:05:42 AM
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Get the hardware out of my ankle that has been been giving chronic pain since 2001

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bknight
04/21/20 2:06:24 AM
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Get my teeth straightened and whiten.
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Alteres
04/21/20 2:07:24 AM
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Man I could get any more surgeries I wanted.

...but I don't want to fucking get cut up again

So, no.

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FrankGoreHOF
04/21/20 2:09:19 AM
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Already got eye surgery, so probably teeth whitening.

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daddychomsky
04/21/20 2:09:25 AM
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Get my septum de-deviated so I can breathe again properly.
Or get my teeth fixed coz they're fairly crooked

modena posted...
Get the hardware out of my ankle that has been been giving chronic pain since 2001

That really sucks, what sort of hardware is it? I have a screw in my ankle although it doesn't cause me pain, feels weird though since I can touch it through the skin.
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daddychomsky
04/21/20 2:09:54 AM
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OH laser eye surgery too
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lilJoe457
04/21/20 2:10:19 AM
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Lasik.

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dj1200
04/21/20 2:13:19 AM
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nothing i guess.

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Garioshi
04/21/20 2:14:52 AM
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My wrist is kinda fucked, guess I'd get thar fixed

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Killmonger
04/21/20 2:15:35 AM
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lilJoe457 posted...
Lasik.

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KStateKing17
04/21/20 2:16:28 AM
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Get my teeth fixed and/or lipo

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malenz
04/21/20 2:17:16 AM
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Need a crown for one of my teeth, so I guess that, along with any other teeth that need work.

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gunplagirl
04/21/20 2:17:42 AM
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Bigger boobs <3 which is great because I already was planning to size up with a revision later on.

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modena
04/21/20 2:22:25 AM
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daddychomsky posted...
Get my septum de-deviated so I can breathe again properly.
Or get my teeth fixed coz they're fairly crooked

That really sucks, what sort of hardware is it? I have a screw in my ankle although it doesn't cause me pain, feels weird though since I can touch it through the skin.
2 plates and 5 screws from a dirt bike wreck in Domincan Republic. I have to crack it alot or else the it just gets uncomfortable again.When I buy a vehicle I want it to have cruise just so I can crack my ankle.

Edit: I have cruise in my current car too

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Ving_Rhames
04/21/20 2:26:59 AM
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Get my canines filed down a bit. Not something I'd get done unless it was basically for free.
If I got any money left over...Eh, idk. I cant get Lasik so guess I'd just have useless surgery money after lol

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SH_expert44
04/21/20 2:35:00 AM
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Northlane
04/21/20 2:39:03 AM
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Lasik

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DaydreamRising
04/21/20 2:52:22 AM
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Remove my junk

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Chicken
04/21/20 2:53:41 AM
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butthole extension

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Butterfiles
04/21/20 2:54:07 AM
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how much does a second dick cost

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Vicious_Dios
04/21/20 2:57:23 AM
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4,000k?

That won't be enough to pay for the room I'll stay at.

Anyway, I'm pretty much perfect in terms of health, but I guess I could get a third mouth cleansing this year.

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Machete
04/21/20 2:59:50 AM
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I would have them graft $4000 worth of penises to donald trump's face
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Timohtep
04/21/20 4:16:41 AM
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jumi
04/21/20 5:14:14 AM
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daddychomsky posted...
OH laser eye surgery too

I'd love to have laser eyes, but will $4k cover it?

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CreepySmile
04/21/20 5:17:01 AM
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complete face and body reconstruction surgery to be Ronda Rousey

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Schwarz
04/21/20 5:20:15 AM
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Big ol fake titties
on my butt

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DaydreamRising
04/21/20 5:35:13 AM
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Schwarz posted...
Big ol fake titties
on my butt

Then people could call you "asstits"

Or "tit-ass" I guess

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pistachio12
04/21/20 5:47:40 AM
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Am I the first to want laser hair removal? I also recently had to get a crown for one of my teeth and wouldn't mind getting a few more put in to cover up all the cavaties I had as a child.
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Irony
04/21/20 5:48:23 AM
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Fix meralgia paresthetica

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
04/21/20 5:49:28 AM
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Likely it would be with my teeth.

If not that, I would want to remove some loose skin from my 100+ pound weight loss over the past 5 years

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The-19th-Sparta
04/21/20 5:58:06 AM
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My neck which has given me issues for a long time now.

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The_Freecs
04/21/20 6:00:34 AM
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Penis need to get it reduced because its too big
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Shablagoo
04/21/20 6:01:05 AM
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See if they could do anything about my scarred (on the inside) lower mouth. I doubt they could though. The main annoying thing about it is the lack of nerves and I dont think those can be replaced.

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clyde_frog
04/21/20 6:02:51 AM
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The_Freecs posted...
Penis need to get it reduced because its too big

lol

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Patty_Fleur
04/21/20 6:04:14 AM
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I need otoplasty

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Ultima Dragon
04/21/20 6:05:38 AM
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pistachio12 posted...
Am I the first to want laser hair removal? I also recently had to get a crown for one of my teeth and wouldn't mind getting a few more put in to cover up all the cavaties I had as a child.

I was gonna say "As a guy, I can't think of anything other than height/dick increase and we don't really have reliable options for either."

Laser hair removal would be great though. I'm a fucking hairy beast, and in some places that's okay. But there's other places where I don't want any hair to ever grow, damn it.

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WilliamPorygon
04/21/20 6:05:51 AM
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I guess I'd get the giant wart on my left inner thigh removed

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NeonOctopus
04/21/20 6:07:01 AM
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rexcrk
04/21/20 6:11:59 AM
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I honestly cant think of any surgeries I want. Unless they were like no-consequence, nothing-will-go-bad surgeries. Id love to not have to wear glasses anymore but Im terrified of the surgery and I dont think its worth the risk.

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04/21/20 6:53:26 AM
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Ultima Dragon posted...


I was gonna say "As a guy, I can't think of anything other than height/dick increase and we don't really have reliable options for either."

Laser hair removal would be great though. I'm a fucking hairy beast, and in some places that's okay. But there's other places where I don't want any hair to ever grow, damn it.

^this so much.

Wonder if $4000 would cover it.

It would be nice wearing tanktops in public.

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PowerMang
04/21/20 7:26:03 AM
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That wouldn't be nearly enough for anything I need done now.

I've had wisdom teeth pulled, several root canals and cavities filled that easily amounted to over 20k.

I need rhinoplasty and/or some skin grafting done on my armpits. No way would that be enough monies :(

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Twizz810
04/21/20 7:34:53 AM
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What ever surgery that would correct my Aniridia so my eyes would be good enough so I could finally drive instead of depending on public transportation or other people. 2nd choice would be whatever would get rid of the pinch nerve or whatever in my shoulder that my pain specialist can't seem to pinpoint through all the xrays and MRI

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SableWolfAngel
04/21/20 7:44:45 AM
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Cool Sculpting to reduce the fat on my belly. Failing that, a boob job to either reduce their size or make them perkier.

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AlabamaLove
04/21/20 7:54:08 AM
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lilJoe457 posted...
Lasik.


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Tired-Insomniac
04/21/20 8:11:33 AM
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Lasik. Already planning on getting it done if we get another stimulus check.

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