Poll of the Day > What are some of the lesser known traits of the Garden of Eden?

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I ain't ever heard of this flaming sword barrier before

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It has a 5 hour organ solo.

That's because he lost the flaming sword and the official report opted to leave it out entirely rather than making such an embarrassment public.

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Animals could talk yet adam and eve still ate them.
It had the magical power to prevent eve from wanting to accessorize.

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Snakes had legs.

A river flowed from the Garden, which then parted into four rivers, the Pison, which compasseth the whole land of Havilah where there is gold, bdellium and onyx stone, Gihon, which compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia, Hiddekel, which goeth toward the east of Assyria, and the Euphrates.

And there were two important trees, the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, and the Tree of Life. After eating from the Tree of Knowledge Adam and Eve were cast out of Eden and the way back blocked by Cherubim and a flaming sword to keep them away from the Tree of Life, which would have permitted them to life forever.

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It was really hard to get someone to take your hand.

And forget about getting them to cum with you.

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It was actually called Edem, which was a combination of Adam and Eve.

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dedbus posted...

It has a 5 hour organ solo.

Damn it, beat me to the joke.

Though I was going to say there was a lot of iron butterflies there.
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Eve wanted it to be renamed. Its not like adam planted anything. She wanted it named like Niagara Falls Park or somethin

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Eve was genetically Adams clone, so when they procreated the hill billies and rednecks were born.

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ZBug_ posted...

Eve was genetically Adams clone, so when they procreated the hill billies and rednecks were born.

Oddly enough eden was a nudist colony as when cain got sick of abel he left and found a wife outside of eden. So evidently civ was going already outside the adam and eve family

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The patio furniture.

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I was bein' cereal guys

I never heard of this flaming sword barrier before and wanted to know mores

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Lokarin posted...

I never heard of this flaming sword barrier before and wanted to know mores

So then read the Bible. Or the Torah, if you prefer.
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The flaming sword that could turn every direction held by the angel Cheribum.

Yeah the cherubs got cutesid up by the catholics. Heck you used to have summoning/invocations for angels in the early christian church. Those angels were way closer to bayonettas enemy list that micheal landon walking down the road.

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https://youtu.be/ulDC1w1ydLI

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Ezekiel describes the cherubim as having four faces, the first was the face of an angel, the second was the face of a man, the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle. Their entire bodies, including their backs, hands, and wings, were full of eyes all around. They had four wings with what looked like human hands under their wings. Their legs were straight, and the soles of their feet were like the hooves of a calf, gleaming like polished bronze.

Some serious Lovecraftian shit there.

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