Current Events > Who has a better ass: Jessica Biel or Bryce Dallas Howard?

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au_gold
04/25/20 1:02:51 AM
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Whose would you rather devour?


Jessica Biel:


Bryce Dallas Howard:


Be honest.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/25/20 1:03:34 AM
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MarvAlbert
04/25/20 1:03:55 AM
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Holy shit.

its Biel tho

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au_gold
04/25/20 2:00:54 AM
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Damn_Underscore
04/25/20 2:03:39 AM
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From the pics Jessica Biel's ass is more shapely
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ssj3vegeta
04/25/20 2:03:43 AM
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ThePusher
04/25/20 6:59:06 AM
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biel is perf
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DocDelicious
04/25/20 7:09:06 AM
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I can't see Bryce without thinking about her fucking Ron Howard and it just grosses me the fuck out.

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Antifar
04/25/20 7:17:22 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
I can't see Bryce without thinking about her fucking Ron Howard and it just grosses me the fuck out.

Uh, she's his daughter, not his wife
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DeadBankerDream
04/25/20 7:19:13 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
I can't see Bryce without thinking about her fucking Ron Howard and it just grosses me the fuck out.

...She's his daughter, not his wife.
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NocturnalLight
04/25/20 7:20:36 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
...She's his daughter, not his wife.
LMFAO
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shnangyboos
04/25/20 7:23:45 AM
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Antifar posted...
Uh, she's his daughter, not his wife


Doesn't mean they aren't fucking.

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DocDelicious
04/25/20 7:48:18 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
Doesn't mean they aren't fucking.

LMAO
What I meant to say was "can't see her without thinking about fucking Ron Howard". They look too similar.

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coh
04/25/20 7:57:22 AM
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Bryce is thiccer so her
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The Rogue Cobra
04/25/20 9:25:23 AM
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Bryce had that the whole time?

Yowie Wowie (Zowie)

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EzeDoesIt
04/25/20 9:31:09 AM
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Bonus fun video she made:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ipObSiFHpyY


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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/25/20 10:45:03 AM
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King Rial
04/25/20 10:45:59 AM
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BDH
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Zikten
04/25/20 10:48:33 AM
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I can't wait for Jurassic World 3
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Zeldasmainman
04/25/20 6:29:09 PM
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I love Jessica Biel, but gotta go with Bryce. Hard to believe she shares DNA with Clint Howard!

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So_Hajile
04/25/20 7:52:24 PM
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Jessica Biel (in her prime)
https://imgur.com/I71eAyK
https://imgur.com/2S7VLmm
https://imgur.com/9wMw49f
https://imgur.com/GENHqTU
https://imgur.com/OaCrrH3
https://imgur.com/aic6tTy
https://imgur.com/TuNKV7n
https://imgur.com/NH5XvHW

Bryce Dallas Howard
Howard has changed since she had kids. This is her before her first child:
https://imgur.com/403Sqrv
And this is her in recent years:
https://imgur.com/zM3GmzZ
https://imgur.com/GDbSM6i
https://imgur.com/nHPhObK
https://imgur.com/FLaIvw4
https://imgur.com/4ukiSH2
https://imgur.com/6T1rKPp
https://imgur.com/OhBUvmT

Bryce is what the kids call "thicc" and she's attractive, but I'm going with Biel on this. Even current Biel whose butt has deflated from what it once was, but is still toned and in shape. That's the key difference. Bryce is beautiful in that MILF-kind-of-way but Biel still works out and it shows.

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Suchomimus
04/25/20 7:58:04 PM
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Don't even have to look at the pictures to vote for BDH.

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au_gold
04/25/20 10:56:41 PM
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So_Hajile
04/26/20 12:02:58 AM
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https://imgur.com/jwVCCii

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Yadoken
04/26/20 12:39:02 AM
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Its funny because BDH was a skinny twig and then she had kids and then dang yo.

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au_gold
04/27/20 2:11:56 AM
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So_Hajile
04/28/20 2:46:00 AM
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gguirao
04/28/20 3:19:04 AM
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Howard.

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Willy_Lopez
04/28/20 4:09:48 AM
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Problem with Biel is she go t manface Bryce on other hand is all woman.

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So_Hajile
04/28/20 10:59:16 PM
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lilORANG
04/28/20 11:06:05 PM
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Why the eff did they cast BDH as Elton John's mom in that rocket man movie lmao.
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EricDraven59
04/28/20 11:07:06 PM
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Both of them have only like 7/10 butts
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Jagr_68
04/28/20 11:07:50 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I had no idea Bryce had dat donk

This wtf. I was expecting a Biel TKO here but Chastain's big ass came out of nowhere

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SuperExcitebike
04/28/20 11:10:01 PM
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Finally a good topic

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SuperExcitebike
04/28/20 11:14:01 PM
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BDH is a yoyo

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Jagr_68
04/28/20 11:21:54 PM
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EzeDoesIt posted...

Gawd I would destroy with the fury of a thousand fists
Makes me think every single shot of BDH ever on film has been either a closeup or an upper body shot. This is like we discovered a whole new animal species.

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au_gold
04/28/20 11:31:21 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
This wtf. I was expecting a Biel TKO here but Chastain's big ass came out of nowhere
Thats not Jessica Chastain.

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SuperExcitebike
04/28/20 11:35:37 PM
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au_gold posted...
Thats not Jessica Chastain.
Jfc

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NOM
04/28/20 11:39:32 PM
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They both have great butts, but I'ma go with Biel. I've been in love with her since the TCM remake though.

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So_Hajile
04/28/20 11:58:02 PM
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au_gold posted...
Thats not Jessica Chastain.
Makes me think we've got a future topic possibly.

Bryce Dallas Howard
https://imgur.com/OtVtkmk
https://imgur.com/R2zypLU
https://imgur.com/lWQ9uES

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EzeDoesIt
04/29/20 1:38:16 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Gawd I would destroy with the fury of a thousand fists
Makes me think every single shot of BDH ever on film has been either a closeup or an upper body shot. This is like we discovered a whole new animal species.

Lmao same

au_gold posted...
Thats not Jessica Chastain.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ipObSiFHpyY

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Jagr_68
04/29/20 4:39:21 PM
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So_Hajile posted...
https://imgur.com/R2zypLU


Perfect thicc ass/hip proportion. Think I'm in love o___O

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squarion
04/29/20 4:43:26 PM
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The one JT's shaggin

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obeseexplosive
04/29/20 4:46:03 PM
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I would fuck Clint Howard just for the chance to be near BDH when she Mexican food night farts

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Jagr_68
04/29/20 5:25:30 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
I would fuck Clint Howard just for the chance to be near BDH when she Mexican food night farts

You'd have a better chance with Richie Cunningham.

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geshkigal
04/29/20 5:42:15 PM
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Now this is an ass fight topic I can get behind.

Shape vs. volume, hmmm...

I think I'd have more fun with BDH's.

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So_Hajile
04/29/20 5:49:43 PM
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Wow, Biel was behind with her behind but now she's pulled ahead.

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EzeDoesIt
04/29/20 6:53:06 PM
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Jagr_68
04/30/20 10:44:03 AM
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So_Hajile posted...
Wow, Biel was behind with her behind but now she's pulled ahead.

Bryce DallASS coming up Biel's rear from behind bah gawd King!

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SSJGrimReaper
04/30/20 10:45:23 AM
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more pics

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