Current Events > DSPGaming General XIV: And by the way, Jasper agrees with me.

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dancing_cactuar
05/22/20 11:50:12 AM
#304:


WallStreetWolf posted...
*snort*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1UT6z-QTXmk

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jpenny2
05/22/20 1:31:23 PM
#305:


The bankruptcy is going better than it could have, the vest streak continues, and he got a $500 tip the other day. Yet Phil is as miserable as ever.

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Caution999
05/22/20 1:46:16 PM
#306:


jpenny2 posted...
The bankruptcy is going better than it could have, the vest streak continues, and he got a $500 tip the other day. Yet Phil is as miserable as ever.

I do not understand the logic of his pay pigs. That money is just going to his WWE phone game.

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jpenny2
05/22/20 2:26:32 PM
#307:


Caution999 posted...
I do not understand the logic of his pay pigs. That money is just going to his WWE phone game.
There's no logic to understand. Endlessly giving money to a man who is clearly wasting that money (and who despises the people who give him the money) is not logical.

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Nazanir
05/23/20 2:26:46 AM
#308:


Caution999 posted...
I do not understand the logic of his pay pigs. That money is just going to his WWE phone game.
I think it's clear at this point that his viewers don't give a rat's ass about where money is going:

-He lied about having a cat for nearly 9 months, then had people pay to reveal that he lied.
-Lied about getting married.
-Has had several "fundraisers" to fly Kat over.
-Has had a "fundraiser" to move Kat over.
-We have been through several tax sagas, only to recently find out he hasn't paid taxes in 2 years.
-Between King Tut and Emerald7 he made 30.000 - 35.000 dollars, no idea where that money has gone to.
-Has made close to 10.000 dollars wearing a vest, yet refuses to spend a single cent of it on a game.
-Makes over 100.000 dollars anually, yet had to file for bankruptcy.

Hell, he even got fired from working in a gamestore for using his employee discount to host a SF tournament. He save like 3 dollars on a couple of Playstations.

This man's greed knows no bounds, and his viewers care less, because if they truly were outraged by any of this, they would have been long gone. So I am going to assume that no one gives a shit about being lied to so blatantly and often, which kind of confirms that most of them suffer from some kind of mental illness.

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LightningAce11
05/24/20 7:41:11 AM
#309:


https://mobile.twitter.com/MrLipjan/status/1264267239408140290

This is the best he can do for the 100 vest streak. Zero effort put into anything he does.

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jpenny2
05/24/20 9:55:11 AM
#310:


For the 100 vest streak he should spend the entire stream telling his supporters how stupid they are and how much he loathes them. And he'd still make a couple hundred dollars in tips.

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Nazanir
05/24/20 12:38:06 PM
#311:


LightningAce11 posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/MrLipjan/status/1264267239408140290

This is the best he can do for the 100 vest streak. Zero effort put into anything he does.
Don't forget, he had someone else make a compilation for the 50 vest streak, since he didn't plan on doing anything himself.

This should not surprise anyone, it doesn't matter how much money he makes, he'll refuse to spend a single dollar for it on games or anything that would benefit his stream in any way, shape or form.

I mean, this is the man that has his viewers tip 1.30 instead of 1.00 so that they cover HIS taxes.

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Vyrulisse
05/24/20 1:04:16 PM
#313:


I bet he's gonna get drunk and depress everyone watching again like his big Christmas Celebration.

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jpenny2
05/24/20 1:58:09 PM
#314:


Spooking posted...
Somebody should suggest he do a detractor steam for the 100th vest streak to "dispel" any rumors. Those videos give the most popcorn compared to him sitting on his ass giving lazy commentary about old videos.
If he watched a detractor video and did commentary, he'd have 1500 viewers and would make probably $100 in troll tips alone, and likely close to $1000 overall. And it wouldn't even be hard. He could watch a few minutes, then pause the video to rant about how the detractors are jealous and take his words out of context and only want to bring him down. It would be an absolute goldmine, and the only thing preventing him from cashing in is his ego.

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Bad_Mojo
05/24/20 3:22:12 PM
#315:


jpenny2 posted...
rant about how the detractors are jealous and take his words out of context

And he would be right, in a way. I'm sure we've all seen the videos before, how they use old clips to make him look like an idiot. He would say that they are taking his words out of context trying to make him look bad by tricking their viewers into thinking DSP said something about something/someone and then used an old clip to lie to their viewers, when in reality the viewers understand the joke

Example -

Kojima makes a new game and DSP is getting frustrated with the game, blaming it for his mistakes. In a detractor video they might show this clip, and then show the old clip of him ranting about Kojima. DSP would say that the detractor is lying, he didn't saw that about Kojima during that clip, they used an old clip to deceive their viewers. That's how he would see it.

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jpenny2
05/24/20 3:49:30 PM
#316:


Bad_Mojo posted...
And he would be right, in a way. I'm sure we've all seen the videos before, how they use old clips to make him look like an idiot. He would say that they are taking his words out of context trying to make him look bad by tricking their viewers into thinking DSP said something about something/someone and then used an old clip to lie to their viewers, when in reality the viewers understand the joke

Example -

Kojima makes a new game and DSP is getting frustrated with the game, blaming it for his mistakes. In a detractor video they might show this clip, and then show the old clip of him ranting about Kojima. DSP would say that the detractor is lying, he didn't saw that about Kojima during that clip, they used an old clip to deceive their viewers. That's how he would see it.
His supporters would eat that up and his detractors would have a good laugh. He's not going to change anyone's opinion of him, but he could make some decent money. Imagine him rubbing it in the detractors' faces that he was finally cashing in on their videos instead of them making money off of his.

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Nazanir
05/25/20 1:25:37 AM
#317:


Bad_Mojo posted...
And he would be right, in a way. I'm sure we've all seen the videos before, how they use old clips to make him look like an idiot. He would say that they are taking his words out of context trying to make him look bad by tricking their viewers into thinking DSP said something about something/someone and then used an old clip to lie to their viewers, when in reality the viewers understand the joke.

That's the thing.

You and I are capable learning. We see our past selves as part of who we are today, our past experiences and what we have chosen to do with those experiences have helped shaped us to the person we are today.

Not so much with narcissists. They disconnect themselves from their past selves. They don't see their past selves as part of who they are, and such are not able to take those eperiences and grow from them. This is why you hear Phil and similar people say: "I am not that person anymore". This is also why they firmly believe they cannot be held accountable for the things they have said/done in the past. To them, it is literally a different person.

Because his views of who he is today, nullifies who he was then. If he decides today that he meant something different than what he said, that becomes the objective truth. That is why he retcons so much. He takes what he believes now over back then, and adjusts the story to fit those "new found views".

He doesn't lie because he chooses to or wants to. He truly believes that he is telling the truth in combination with how he feels about a certain subject today.

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Jagermeister513
05/25/20 7:01:17 AM
#318:


Dave did nothing wrong. He did everything correct when he pretended to be the guy the totally separate person that filed the false claims.

And by the way, his son Jasper agrees with me.

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LightningAce11
05/25/20 7:26:16 PM
#319:


https://mobile.twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1264971127908163586

I'm curious if he genuinely thinks stuff like this is interesting and worth sharing.

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jpenny2
05/25/20 9:42:23 PM
#320:


LightningAce11 posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1264971127908163586

I'm curious if he genuinely thinks stuff like this is interesting and worth sharing.
You could say the same thing about his content in general.

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LightningAce11
05/26/20 12:49:25 AM
#321:


It amazes me how phil chooses not to pay his federal taxes because he wants to get a rare wwe card.

Shouldn't the irs be banging on his door?

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Nazanir
05/26/20 1:06:05 AM
#322:


LightningAce11 posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1264971127908163586

I'm curious if he genuinely thinks stuff like this is interesting and worth sharing.
What else does he have going on in his life worth sharing?

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NinjaPirateDood
05/26/20 11:21:50 AM
#323:


LightningAce11 posted...
It amazes me how phil chooses not to pay his federal taxes because he wants to get a rare wwe card.

Shouldn't the irs be banging on his door?
but you don't understand. he has gout, dood.

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Nazanir
05/27/20 5:31:15 AM
#324:


So even though KF is questionable to say the least (with the doxxing), they do great work tallying his income.

Since the vest streak was kicked off, hitting the tips goal for the first time prompting Phil to out on the vest, he has made OVER 15.000 dollars in tips alone. This does not include other revenue sources like Youtube, Teespring, subs from Twitch nor bits/cheers or anything else I might have missed.

And even though he made over 15.000 dollars, he rufes to give back a single cent, like saying he would NOT play Code Vein (though lots of people want to see him play it). You can get the game new for like 30 dollars, which is 0.2% of all the tips he has made so far.

Greed doesn't even begin to cover it, the best he could come up with is listen to music and eating on stream, instead of off stream.

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LightningAce11
05/27/20 9:31:10 AM
#325:


Welp, he hit 100 vest streak.

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Bad_Mojo
05/27/20 9:58:53 AM
#326:


Is he doing anything for the 100 Streak? Like maybe playing Three Houses?

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Nazanir
05/27/20 1:02:25 PM
#327:


Bad_Mojo posted...
Is he doing anything for the 100 Streak? Like maybe playing Three Houses?
Nope, he is going to listen to music and eat something on stream, Jasper MIGHT show up. That is literally it. He got 15k for wearing a vest and that is the absolute best he can do:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1265140908023877639?s=19


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jpenny2
05/27/20 1:24:27 PM
#328:


Apparently it's going to be fun, positive, and special. Probably. Possibly.

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NinjaPirateDood
05/27/20 3:33:10 PM
#329:


Bad_Mojo posted...
Is he doing anything for the 100 Streak? Like maybe playing Three Houses?
He has pigsplained the vest streak over and over for the first two hours. And I can't believe he said the new vest is "lighter". Like, how weak is the PigRoach's spine that he can't handle cloth?

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MC_BatCommander
05/27/20 4:17:23 PM
#330:


Watching a 38 year old man eat Papa John's, this is quality entertainment

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Vyrulisse
05/27/20 4:20:21 PM
#331:


LOL I came to post something like that. His big Vestival is getting to watch him eat fast food.

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MC_BatCommander
05/27/20 4:24:54 PM
#332:


Ugh the way he smacks his lips when he's chewing


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Vyrulisse
05/27/20 4:41:52 PM
#334:


Spooking posted...
Phil talks about spilling garlic sauce and how it skunk up his place for an entire week. Did he not clean up? That sounds like he just let it sit on the floor until the smell went away.

Well, now he has mom aka Kat around, she can clean up after piggy.
If you've ever seen the state of his consoles then you know he doesn't clean. I'm shocked they don't burst into flames.

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LightningAce11
05/27/20 5:16:12 PM
#335:


The pigroach has now realized that as long as he gives them anything as a reward, even if it's as mundane as wearing a vest, the paypigs will donate.


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LightningAce11
05/27/20 5:52:04 PM
#336:


He's watching those boring old video remixes and looks like he's 60 with the glasses on.

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Nazanir
05/28/20 1:23:53 AM
#337:


Sometimes it feels like Phil actually resents his viewers. Sure, he is relatively happy to be making money, specially from his whales.

But at the same time he resents those people, because he has to give something back in return.

Ideally, Phil would just sit on and talk out of his ass for a couple hours and get money to do so. I mean, we already saw him complain about wearing the vest, because it was too warm for example.

It's amazing really, I have never seen anyone beg as hard for money, while simultaniously not wanting to do anything for it.

Like discussed before, the best thing he could do for the people that gave him 15k is listen to music and eat his meal on stream for once.

Oh this is magnificent, his big "surprise" is that he got a new vest, a blue one, and chat already hates it.

Words fail me, he has an actual third vest, it's silver/plantinum. Like the highest tier reward.

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NinjaPirateDood
05/28/20 8:02:12 AM
#338:


Nazanir posted...
It's a new 300 dollar tip goal. Twice a day...
It's greed! It's gree-
Greed Is MASSIVELY Strong!

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jpenny2
05/28/20 11:46:08 AM
#339:


The reward for the 100 vest streak is a bigger tip goal! Congrats, DSP fans! You earned this. You deserve this.

You know what he should do? He should invite some of the bigger tippers into a private chatroom so that they can watch him put the vests on in a slightly more intimate setting.

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Nintendo_Porn
05/28/20 12:07:43 PM
#340:


*Snickers*

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LightningAce11
05/28/20 5:06:38 PM
#341:


And of course he insults people who are disappointed.

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jpenny2
05/28/20 5:46:14 PM
#342:


He doesn't understand his viewers (in his defense, though, who really could?). They seem to like giving him money to put on a vest. Well, how about giving him more money to put on more vests? No improvements to the stream, no benefits for the people who support him, no effort whatsoever--just give him more money. Anyone who argues that Phil likes his viewers or cares about them for anything more than their money is objectively wrong. And anyone who continues to support the vest streak after this insult of a "reward" is objectively stupid.

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Caution999
05/28/20 6:34:39 PM
#343:


jpenny2 posted...
The reward for the 100 vest streak is a bigger tip goal! Congrats, DSP fans! You earned this. You deserve this.

You know what he should do? He should invite some of the bigger tippers into a private chatroom so that they can watch him put the vests on in a slightly more intimate setting.

LOL

man this guy should try and give back with a lottery contest or something. Nope. Just two new vests so you can give me more money dood!


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NinjaPirateDood
05/28/20 6:49:28 PM
#344:


How did his wheelchair fanbase NOT expect this? He literally fleeced them for $2000 to show off a year-old cat.

I'll take this moment to recite my favorite Chinese proverb. Ahem. "You get what ya fuckin' deserve!"

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LightningAce11
05/28/20 11:28:33 PM
#345:


Literally asked his fans "What were you expecting?" When they complained about the crappy celebration.


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Nintendo_Porn
05/28/20 11:39:54 PM
#346:


Yeah, what WERE they expecting?

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KainFourteh
05/28/20 11:50:49 PM
#347:


Why do people bother with this guy? He's like the human embodiment of a piece of shit.
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Nazanir
05/29/20 1:31:13 AM
#349:


I am not going to assume 100% validity here, because of the escort saga, and I don't feel like getting sucked into Phil's vortex.

Bit someone on Twitter has come forward, claiming to be Kat's sister. They also said Kat has Asperger's (which would explain a lot really) and thst she has been unable to contact her. And she actually might go up to Phil's house to see her sister.

I am going to take this with a HUGE grain of salt till anything can be confirmed. But it might be fun to see Phil flail around until then.

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Nintendo_Porn
05/29/20 2:44:59 AM
#350:


Don't gout on it.

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Nazanir
05/29/20 4:01:17 AM
#351:


Nintendo_Porn posted...
Don't gout on it.
I am not, she seems like grifter if anything.

And the timing seems odd to me.

I am just going to do what I have always done: just watch from a distance and not get involved.

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Nintendo_Porn
05/29/20 4:24:18 AM
#352:


Okay.

So, who wants to name this saga?

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jpenny2
05/29/20 11:50:54 AM
#353:


I think that might actually be Kat's sister, but she seems like she wants attention for herself more than anything else, and I doubt anything will come of this.

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