Current Events > DSPGaming General XIV: And by the way, Jasper agrees with me.

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The escort saga has made me a lot more hesitant to believe things like this, but even if this turns out to be a whole lot of nothing, I'd still buy that Kat has Asperger's just as its own thing. She kinda reminds me of my brother

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Nazanir posted...

I am not going to assume 100% validity here, because of the escort saga, and I don't feel like getting sucked into Phil's vortex.

Bit someone on Twitter has come forward, claiming to be Kat's sister. They also said Kat has Asperger's (which would explain a lot really) and thst she has been unable to contact her. And she actually might go up to Phil's house to see her sister.

I am going to take this with a HUGE grain of salt till anything can be confirmed. But it might be fun to see Phil flail around until then.

I know Im jumping to conclusions here but uhhh did Phil murder his wife or something ???


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I don't expect some random person on Twitter being her sister, but you never know.

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Caution999 posted...

I know Im jumping to conclusions here but uhhh did Phil murder his wife or something ???

Nah, but other than Phil's word she is still there, we have no actual clue what is going on. She might be there, she might be gone.

Okay I am going to go back on what I said. My dad was an aggressive narcissist, and he did try to kill my mother (went to jail for it), so it is not unthinkable for me Phil might have hurt her. I just rather not assume the absolute worst either.

jpenny2 posted...

I think that might actually be Kat's sister, but she seems like she wants attention for herself more than anything else, and I doubt anything will come of this.

I fully believe her being Kat's sister, they have the same nose/cheekbones.

But yeah, she seems like an attention seeker. She already asked for money to buy a plane ticket. I honestly believe nothing will come from this. Ahe seems like a grifter trying to make most of the situation. If she actually gave a fuck about anything, about her sister, she woule have intervened ages ago.

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Ah, he's started Three Houses!!

https://youtu.be/HIqj0DvXn2A

I haven't watched it yet. I wonder which setting he's going to pick. Classic or Casual for deaths?

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Tried to change his name on wwe champions but people found out quick.

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OMG, he's doing nothing but Combat Arts on people with 2 HP, lmao

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Even by the usual "I don't give a shit" attitude from Dave regarding japanese games, that Fire Emblem stream was fucking unbelievable. I know it's beating a dead horse at this point to talk about how he doesn't pay attention to games, but holy shit at the number of times that he forgot about things that were explained quite literally seconds before.
Bad_Mojo posted...

OMG, he's doing nothing but Combat Arts on people with 2 HP, lmao

Can't wait for him to complain how all his weapons are breaking so easily.

So now that Dave has picked the Waifu House, will he acknowledge when the time comes that Edelgard did/will do nothing wrong, or will he side with the lizard people controlling Fdlan?

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I thought Dave would be terrified of playing any fire emblem game because of the waifus.

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LightningAce11 posted...

I thought Dave would be terrified of playing any fire emblem game because of the waifus.

Viewer's choice thing, and since it was picked, now he's trying to backpedal super hard for giving a menagerie of bullshit reasons of not playing it last year, when the actual reason was that he was triggered by the combination of anime girls and being able to have a tea party, some which could potentially be those anime girls.

Legitimately surprised he ended up picking Black Eagles. Thought for sure it would be Blue Lions, because Eagles is waifu house, and Golden Deer would give him Tevin PTSD.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyQ4pubOYIg

Lol

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https://youtu.be/GVeb51_JD4g?list=WL

Return of the king!

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Wow, loooots of salt.

He didn't even get toxic, just pure anger.

He said that people were jealous of his succes, referencing the bankruptcy as proof of that. He also said that he was in an upward motion, people are being more positive, he has more viewers. He deduced that soley based on the amounts of tips he was getting. We all know taht his viewership has been the same and he is milking his whales harder than ever.

He got upset over the WWE Legends thing and it all accumulated calling the people he was fighting (and losing to) in SF2 motherfuckers.

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DSP had one job and that was pick either Blue Lions or Golden Deer. Black Eagles is horrible for a first playthrough. Watch him miss the option to talk to Edelgard which would trigger the major decision in that route.

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His "success" reads like one of those corrupt-a-wish games.

"I wish I could spend all my time playing video games."
Granted, but you now hate video games.

"I wish I could make a living posting my videos on YouTube."
Granted, but you're now an internet laughingstock who is widely loathed.

"I wish I could make 100 thousand dollars a year."
Granted, but you have to beg strangers for the money every day of your life.

"I wish I could move to a big new house."
Granted, but you'll never sell the old one and you're now deep in debt.


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jpenny2 posted...

His "success" reads like one of those corrupt-a-wish games.

"I wish I could spend all my time playing video games."
Granted, but you now hate video games.

"I wish I could make a living posting my videos on YouTube."
Granted, but you're now an internet laughingstock who is widely loathed.

"I wish I could make 100 thousand dollars a year."
Granted, but you have to beg strangers for the money every day of your life.

"I wish I could move to a big new house."
Granted, but you'll never sell the old one and you're now deep in debt.

This is excellent!

"I want a wife!"
Granted, but she is mentally ill.

"I want a few devoted followers."
Granted, but you alienate your friends and family.

"I want to make lots of money."
Granted, but you'll never be happy again.

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"I want a pet cat!"
"Done, but he has no claws. If he goes outside, squirrels will eat him."

"I want secure employment!"
"Done, but only [wheelchair-symbol]s will watch and support you."

"I wanna be famous!"
"Done, but you're the laughingstock of the internet."

"I want fun montages of my work!"
"Done, but they're This-Is-How-You-DON'T-Plays."

"I need to protect my home from criminals!"
"Done, but you can't understand how guns work. Here's a pile of axes. Hide them."

This is fun.

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"I wish people would see me as a mature adult."
Done. You now look like you're 55 years old.

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Tuned in to his mk11 robocop stream and the first thing I hear is complaints.

Not to mention phil is spamming projectiles and thinks it is reactionary gameplay.

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In episode 2.739 of "Phil has no self awareness", he literally typed in chat: nobody wants to hear someone complaining about how bad the game sucks all stream.

The vest is being retconned aswell. It's no longer a gimmick. It is now a symbol of hope and perserverence. It's a symbol against all the hate. So it's not just a "reward" for hitting the tips goal, it's making a stand against all the online adversity he has to deal with.

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How long till he starts ranting about the protests? I can imagine him at his prestream while his house is being looted and he just whines about it while asking the looters to tip him.

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"Chill" MInecraft stream today so... good chance of a ranty.

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Someone called him out for having a 50 minute break and he made excuses on and off and eventually blamed the rioting for his break.

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Got a clip of that? How did the riot make him take a longer break?

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He had to discuss it with Kat.

Snort should have it up soon.

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We might see a lot more nail biting in the coming days. Pigroach is terrified of black people.

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Imagine making the absolelute shitstorm going over the US right now about yourself. Phil was tweeting how it was one of his worst days ever, even though he lives in a gated community and leaves his house on day a week.

His tweet saying everyone should stay safe is so disengenous. This is sone top notch virtue signaling: yes there are riots going on everywhere, but I am affected most by it. He literally said in chat that places where he usually shops were rioted. This absolute asshole has to make it about himself.

Still has no trouble with Kat going to work though.

He is also begging hard for his vest, saying that they nearly didn't hit it, but thanks to a big last 30 minute donation still hit it. He is going to be pissed once it stops, because it'll mean less money.

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In episode 3.185 of Phil has no self awereness:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1267750453711781888?s=19

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"money is addicting" could be Phil's life motto

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You'd think Kat (or his parents, if they read his tweets) would advise him to try not to make every event about himself, or maybe simply to keep his mouth shut altogether. He's a nearly 40-year-old white guy who lives comfortably in a gated community, is largely removed from the outside world, and who has a history of saying racially insensitive things--nothing he has to say is going to benefit anyone.


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jpenny2 posted...

You'd think Kat (or his parents, if they read his tweets) would advise him to try not to make every event about himself, or maybe simply to keep his mouth shut altogether. He's a nearly 40-year-old white guy who lives comfortably in a gated community, is largely removed from the outside world, and who has a history of saying racially insensitive things--nothing he has to say is going to benefit anyone.

His mom at least, enables the fuck out of him, and his dad is probably the doesn't care type.

From what we knows his mom was stay at home while his dad worked. Being an only child his mom probably spoiled the fuck out of him and his dad probably didn't care much.

And Phil literally refused to call his mom on mother's day, because else he wouldn't have anything to talk about on Tuesday. It's a hugely fucking disfunctional relationship.

No one has to say to Phil he should take care of himself, because the thought of caring of anyone else never crosses his mind.

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I really think phil behind the scenes is asking that superhoundmedia dude to copyright strike detractors. Tevin, darkdave and soma got hit.
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Honestly superhound vs. detractors is a fun new arc, I'm all for it.

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I almost never watch DSP play games, but I'm watching him play Three Houses, and OMG, I just want to throw something at my screen. Like, I get being new to a game series and trying to work things out, but my God, this man retains zero knowledge. He's 7 hours in [Part 7, an hour each] and he still don't understand - 2 range weapons, turning on the mode where it shows which spots or safe or not, and how to see the details of an item. Like, I get not understanding right away that you can't counter with a Bow at 1 range, but you think you would figure it out pretty quickly. He doesn't even read the fucking battle forecast, to see see what kind of damage is going to be done. It's driving me f'n crazy watching him play

Why isn't his Chat helping him?

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Okay, he finally used some common sense and waited in place with Casper to do the counter damage, stay alive with a little HP, and then hill the unit on his turn.

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How do you not understand how fucking cliffs work!!!!???

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Bad_Mojo posted...

How do you not understand how fucking cliffs work!!!!???

Phil almost instantly forgets anything the games teaches him. He can go through the tutorial, and forget what the was taught only seconds later.

This game proves it once again, he doesn't retain information.

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If he cared at all about games or the quality of his content, he'd make more of an effort to learn how to play each game. Sure, some of it is due to his goldfish memory and diminishing mental faculties, by a lot is deliberate. The number one priority of his streams is making money, not putting out entertaining content or having fun. Combine that with the fact that he gets money no matter how lazy and terrible his content is, and he has no reason to learn how to play.

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Phil reasoned that he keeps the rape jokes on his songs to remind himself they are bad.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Phil reasoned that he keeps the rape jokes on his songs to remind himself they are bad.

I loved that rant, because it highlighted a few things for me:

I've said several times before in the past, but Phil doesn't see himself as both his past self and his present self. They are 2 distinct people, and as such he disconnects from it. If you listen to him talk, you'll only hear him say shit like "I am not that person" or "I don't do that anymore", but never once does anything come through that might indicate personal growth.

What I also found absolutely fucking hilarious... He was talkinga bout 10 years ago, bear in mind that he was 28 at that time. Yet he admits that he didn't know that racism could be hurtful. WHAT FUCKING 28 YEAR OLD NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT THAT!? it took him 10 years from the age of fucking 28 to come to the realization that racism is bad? And he often called it "jokes" but that is stretching the definition of the word. On top of that he once again referred to that period as the "wild west" of youtube. Just because youtube was different back then, doesn't magically make racism okay, just in the mind of Phil it does.

Ironically, Phil never stopped being racist, so this entire rant was completely moot.

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He treats his early days as if they happened twenty years ago when he was in his teens. Not removing the offensive songs is hilarious. It's simple laziness, nothing else.

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I don't even know why he plays those horrid songs, considering it's just a random beat thrown over him saying stupid stuff. It's not catchy, not funny and just downright annoying to listen to. He doesn't put up the music portion on Youtube, so why doesn't he just play normal video game music or something? Is he afraid of there being silence at the beginning of his VODs, because there are thousands of other streamers who play music at the beginning of their streams and don't have a problem. I guess it's pure laziness and the fact that the remixes are about him that make him continue to do it.

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He's said several times that he'd be willing to use new songs if people would create the songs for him, which is typical lazy Phil. In my opinion, he should find some catchy public domain music and go with that. But even taking a couple hours to look for some music for his stream is far too much effort for him.

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jpenny2 posted...

He's said several times that he'd be willing to use new songs if people would create the songs for him, which is typical lazy Phil. In my opinion, he should find some catchy public domain music and go with that. But even taking a couple hours to look for some music for his stream is far too much effort for him.

Same with his teespring, people wanten merch (in what universe) of him and his vest, but someone else had to make it, just like the 50 streak video.

It's basically his MO at this point if you think about it. If you want to see Phil play a game, buy him the game. If Phil needs to pay his taxes, pay it for him. If you want something special for the 50 streak, do it yourself. He wants a fun interactive stream, but his viewers need to keep the conversation going.

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I've joked before that it will reach a point where someone else will play the game for him while he sits back and does half-assed, minimalist commentary, but I don't how much of a joke that actually is. I think if Phil could make that sort of thing profitable (and knowing his fans, he could), then he'd do it, all the while claiming it was a transformative work that was every bit as difficult as making edited content.

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Tevin is down. Duhtractors are getting copystrikes all over. R.I.P. to my fellow eggs.

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Phil is angry at the protest, because his usual place of shopping has been looted and now he doesn't know what to do on his day off.
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how's dsp gonna get his grocery shopping bag lifting workout now

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