Current Events > Finally started playing FF VII: Remake. Can't believe complaints about Tifa

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I seriously can't believe people on the internet were complaining about Tifa's bust size being too small. I'm playing this game and I'm just like, "Uh... if this is your idea of small, you're kind of a fetishist"

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Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

Yeah, they're still huge. People were complaining about them being (unnecessarily) reduced, but I think it looks better tbh.

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She's still hot.
She still kicks ass.
She's still badass.
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yeah, size of her head.

Saw complainers saying that battle tifa uses a different body and they are smaller there, and they were basing their complaints of still shots from fights.

Honestly the fights are fast paced enough I have never taken the time to look.

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Tifa! Tifa! Tifa!
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I thought the same thing playing it. In some shots of her from the side, all I was thinking was they weren't that much different from the original. They're still huge.

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If they don't include the slap fight against Scarlet in FFVIIR7 they are cowards!

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Spooking posted...

Why no complains about Cloud's scrawny arms? He's a twig. No way would he be able to lift his sword let alone Tifa's average size melons.

This, though.

That has been bothering me, especially with the size of his damn swords.

Could have given the dude some muscle mass.

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MutantJohn posted...

I seriously can't believe people on the internet were complaining about Tifa's bust size being too small. I'm playing this game and I'm just like, "Uh... if this is your idea of small, you're kind of a fetishist"

Most of the people who complained about that are probably only familiar with anime women.
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Spooking posted...

Why no complains about Cloud's scrawny arms? He's a twig. No way would he be able to lift his sword let alone Tifa's average size melons.

They even bring it up in the game when the gym bros make fun of him. I guess SOLDIERS don't need mass.

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Reis posted...

Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

Lol, oh the derp. What is this idea that sexy can be boiled down to a mathematical equation, where 37Ds are scientifically more sexy than 36Cs. It's definitely sex appeal as defined by someone who's only heard about it.


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Reis posted...

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening.

you're a fucking loser

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Most people think she's great to play as, but I hate playing her. I'm sure it's just because I'm bad

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I'm just disappointed they didn't give her any muscle definition

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Her playstyle is very fun. The gameplay is amazingly deep
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MutantJohn posted...

Her playstyle is very fun. The gameplay is amazingly deep

I'm f'n terrible with her. I almost never switch from Cloud. Elemental + [Fire/Ice/ect, whatever mobs are weak to a lot], then add the other ones so you can hit the weakness of the other stuff. Then First Strike and Chakra, and whatever else I have room for.

Haven't lost a fight

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Reis posted...

Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

I hope that this is just some cringe ass copypasta.

MutantJohn posted...

Her playstyle is very fun. The gameplay is amazingly deep

When I need something dead ASSP, she is my go to character

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Twin3Turbo posted...

When I need something dead ASSP, she is my go to character

I was gonna say, I feel like she's probably the best DPS character in the game. I'm only like 4.5 hours in right now but just seeing how many actives she has and how many abilities and how they synergize, she seems like the most advanced character of them all.

Cloud seems like a good starting middle-ground but Tifa is where the true skill lies.

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^ Like I said, I'm just terrible at using her.

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I seriously can't believe people on the internet were complaining about _____

Have you been on the internet?

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Btw, am I the only one bothered by Cloud's pants?
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MutantJohn posted...

Btw, am I the only one bothered by Cloud's pants?

They've always been poofy, but the higher quality models make them look goofier.

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

I'm just disappointed they didn't give her any muscle definition

This. She needs some sexy abs.

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What players got:



What players wished for:




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Ah, so they were hoping for something they could fap to
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SuperShake666 posted...

This. She needs some sexy abs.

Wtf? Shes toned as hell lol. Yall crazy.

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They ARE smaller, but yeah. Really dumb thing to get mad about. Martial artists can't have huge knockers getting in the way. In reality she should be almost flat chested.

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Smh, when it comes to video games titties I need them out of this world so I can be rock hard during my play time. How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy myself with these half chub boobies they gave Tifa in the Remake?

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She's a high C to a low D in the game. People want 44DD's lol

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Reis posted...

Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

Gamers rise up!

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Hayame Zero posted...

I guess SOLDIERS don't need mass

I mean there's the fact that he never was part of SOLDIER and his strength comes from Hojo's experiments

Im surprised just how small her arms are for someone who is "toned".

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cuttin_in_farm posted...

Wtf? Shes toned as hell lol. Yall crazy.

They're not as defined as I'd like tho.

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