Poll of the Day > If you walk into a public bathroom with your hands in your pockets

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Pull your pants down with your hands in your pockets, take a piss then pull your pants up.

Do you need to wash your hands?

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yeah. washing your hands isnt just about what you touched in the bathroom. you touch all kinds of shit throughout the day and washing your hands every time you go to the bathroom is like a bi-hourly clean off. since youre already in there next to a sink, it makes sense to do it every time.

especially when there is an epidemic going on

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Um, I generally hold my wang while I piss so I don't go all over the place, unless I sit down I guess.

So if you went in a stall, closed the door through your pockets, sat down after pulling down your pants, peed, kinds semi-squated as you stood up to shake, then pulled up your pants, then maybe I wouldn't wash my hands?

But nah, I still would.

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You need to wipe down your piss-soaked pants and then wash your hands from handling piss-soaked tissue paper then go get new pants.
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just pretend you stuck your hand in gum every time you go to the bathroom

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How many things did your junk touch today?

How many things did your hands touch today?

If that first number isn't much, much lower than the second, you need Jesus.

That being said, wash your hands you filthy animal!

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i just pull the front of my shorts down and i don't have to touch anything if i move my shorts to move it. no need to wash your hands if you didn't get them dirty
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Nah. Just lick your hands clean and you'll be fine. You will probably need new pants too.

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