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UnfairRepresent 05/06/20 1:35:32 PM #1: |
Would you press the button?
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You'd have to do the housework, clean, cook, gardening etc and attend to Lara's whims. Also try to avoid the walk in freezer as much as possible. https://i.imgur.com/3FcHhFt.jpg Would you press it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 05/06/20 1:36:41 PM #2: |
So have 0 chance with a hot lady but also be her slave.
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UnfairRepresent 05/06/20 3:07:30 PM #3: |
You're not a slave, you get paid.
At least I think Winston got paid Becomes super dark and depressing if he didn't --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CreepySmile 05/06/20 3:08:09 PM #4: |
If I mess up does she use her muscular thighs to punish me?
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SaltyWet 05/06/20 3:09:28 PM #6: |
No.
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UnfairRepresent 05/06/20 8:48:11 PM #7: |
Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...
nd you could sniff her sweaty adventure clothes when you do the laundry eww --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paper_Okami 05/06/20 8:49:55 PM #8: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Lara's whims AW YEAH --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/06/20 9:06:51 PM #10: |
dolomedes posted...
bro there's a fuckin aquarium in the basement and an ATV course Pretty sure it's your job to maintain them tho --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cmiller4642 05/06/20 9:08:10 PM #12: |
Can she use my face as a footstool?
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Dark_SilverX 05/06/20 9:08:13 PM #13: |
Very good trade off. Being Lara Croft's slave with no benefits sounds like a treat. Where do we sign up?
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lolife67 05/06/20 9:09:08 PM #14: |
Why would any self-respecting person agree to this?
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UnfairRepresent 05/06/20 9:18:19 PM #15: |
lolife67 posted...
Why would any self-respecting person agree to this? Half of CE is voting yes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/08/20 4:45:37 AM #16: |
Dark_SilverX posted...
Very good trade off. Being Lara Croft's slave with no benefits sounds like a treat. Where do we sign up? Not slavery, you're paid. I think --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Keith_Valentine 05/08/20 4:48:06 AM #17: |
Will she get bored and fuck you a lot? My buddy wants to know. I couldnt do it for a variety of reasons, id be worried sick and depressed when she eventually dies doing all the crazy shit she does.
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AssGender 05/08/20 5:24:45 AM #18: |
There's 1 billion of hot girls in this world
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au_gold 05/08/20 5:29:14 AM #19: |
Whats the downside?
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008Zulu 05/08/20 5:30:11 AM #20: |
Yes.
The definition of a Butler; A butler should answer calls to the household phone, greet guests at the door, assist in the planning of events and dinner parties, oversee table settings, and serve drinks and food. They will also (perhaps most importantly) manage the wine cellar. Additionally, a butler may have responsibility over other staff. So I would hire additional staff to do the actual work, and I would manage them appropriately. --- Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 05/08/20 5:36:32 AM #21: |
Keith_Valentine posted...
Will she get bored and fuck you a lot? My buddy wants to know. I couldnt do it for a variety of reasons, id be worried sick and depressed when she eventually dies doing all the crazy shit she does.Well surely she woulda found all the big important artifacts by now, no? That means she's gonna be at home alone and bored most of the time so it could happen --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/08/20 7:44:52 AM #22: |
008Zulu posted...
Yes. Well I said maid. But anyway Winston clearly does a lot more than that. Lara shoots him all day in TR3 ffs. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta X 05/08/20 8:05:42 AM #23: |
I wanna be her lover, not her slave
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Cobra1010 05/08/20 8:34:42 AM #24: |
Pretty sure her butler doesn't do everything. The old games were just too lazy to model more people in. But in reality, they would be hiring gardeners and maids and the butler would just be overseeing things
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closetjpopfan 05/08/20 11:22:59 PM #25: |
To be her butler one would have to stay detached from her and then you're just a butler. Not a horrible life necessarily, specially Lara's butler but eh. And if I couldn't stay detached, that'd be hell. No press.
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Zack_Attackv1 05/08/20 11:25:35 PM #26: |
Well no shit I'm gonna avoid the freezer. There's an old stiff in there!
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UnfairRepresent 05/09/20 12:24:54 PM #27: |
closetjpopfan posted...
To be her butler one would have to stay detached from her and then you're just a butler. I don't think Winston was detatched from Lara. 008Zulu posted... Yes. Winston's family has been with the Crofts for generations, and he has been the family butler since he was honorably discharged from the military in his late-twenties; just as his father before him. He moved into Croft Manor to stay as the only live-in staff when his wife died, before Lara was born. He tends to all Lara's household needs, going far beyond the duties of a traditional butler given Lara's unusual lifestyle and pursuits, but he has never disappointed her. His loyalty to Lara, her parents, and Croft Manor is beyond question. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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closetjpopfan 05/10/20 2:32:14 AM #28: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think Winston was detatched from Lara. I mean not emotionally, but romantically. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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