Current Events > There's a button and if you press it, Lara Croft will become real but....

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Pressing the button also makes Croft Manor real and you have to become Lara's live in maid since Winston no longer exists.

You'd have to do the housework, clean, cook, gardening etc and attend to Lara's whims. Also try to avoid the walk in freezer as much as possible.

https://i.imgur.com/3FcHhFt.jpg

Would you press it?
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So have 0 chance with a hot lady but also be her slave.

No thanks. I can already have 0 chance with a hot woman without being her slave.

You're not a slave, you get paid.

At least I think Winston got paid

Becomes super dark and depressing if he didn't
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If I mess up does she use her muscular thighs to punish me?

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No.

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Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...

nd you could sniff her sweaty adventure clothes when you do the laundry

eww
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Lara's whims

AW YEAH


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dolomedes posted...

bro there's a fuckin aquarium in the basement and an ATV course

fuck yea

Pretty sure it's your job to maintain them tho
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Can she use my face as a footstool?

Very good trade off. Being Lara Croft's slave with no benefits sounds like a treat. Where do we sign up?

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Why would any self-respecting person agree to this?

And I think I answered my own question.

lolife67 posted...

Why would any self-respecting person agree to this?

Half of CE is voting yes
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Dark_SilverX posted...

Very good trade off. Being Lara Croft's slave with no benefits sounds like a treat. Where do we sign up?

Not slavery, you're paid.

I think
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Will she get bored and fuck you a lot? My buddy wants to know. I couldnt do it for a variety of reasons, id be worried sick and depressed when she eventually dies doing all the crazy shit she does.

There's 1 billion of hot girls in this world

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Whats the downside?

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Yes.

The definition of a Butler; A butler should answer calls to the household phone, greet guests at the door, assist in the planning of events and dinner parties, oversee table settings, and serve drinks and food. They will also (perhaps most importantly) manage the wine cellar. Additionally, a butler may have responsibility over other staff.

So I would hire additional staff to do the actual work, and I would manage them appropriately.

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Keith_Valentine posted...

Will she get bored and fuck you a lot? My buddy wants to know. I couldnt do it for a variety of reasons, id be worried sick and depressed when she eventually dies doing all the crazy shit she does.

Well surely she woulda found all the big important artifacts by now, no? That means she's gonna be at home alone and bored most of the time so it could happen

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008Zulu posted...

Yes.

The definition of a Butler; A butler should answer calls to the household phone, greet guests at the door, assist in the planning of events and dinner parties, oversee table settings, and serve drinks and food. They will also (perhaps most importantly) manage the wine cellar. Additionally, a butler may have responsibility over other staff.

So I would hire additional staff to do the actual work, and I would manage them appropriately.

Well I said maid.

But anyway Winston clearly does a lot more than that.

Lara shoots him all day in TR3 ffs.
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I wanna be her lover, not her slave

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Pretty sure her butler doesn't do everything. The old games were just too lazy to model more people in. But in reality, they would be hiring gardeners and maids and the butler would just be overseeing things

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To be her butler one would have to stay detached from her and then you're just a butler. Not a horrible life necessarily, specially Lara's butler but eh. And if I couldn't stay detached, that'd be hell. No press.

Well no shit I'm gonna avoid the freezer. There's an old stiff in there!
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closetjpopfan posted...

To be her butler one would have to stay detached from her and then you're just a butler.

I don't think Winston was detatched from Lara.

008Zulu posted...

Yes.

The definition of a Butler; A butler should answer calls to the household phone, greet guests at the door, assist in the planning of events and dinner parties, oversee table settings, and serve drinks and food. They will also (perhaps most importantly) manage the wine cellar. Additionally, a butler may have responsibility over other staff.

So I would hire additional staff to do the actual work, and I would manage them appropriately.

Winston's family has been with the Crofts for generations, and he has been the family butler since he was honorably discharged from the military in his late-twenties; just as his father before him. He moved into Croft Manor to stay as the only live-in staff when his wife died, before Lara was born. He tends to all Lara's household needs, going far beyond the duties of a traditional butler given Lara's unusual lifestyle and pursuits, but he has never disappointed her. His loyalty to Lara, her parents, and Croft Manor is beyond question.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

I don't think Winston was detatched from Lara.

I mean not emotionally, but romantically.