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ZTT888returning
05/22/20 12:02:09 PM
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MC_BatCommander
05/22/20 12:03:06 PM
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He's old and he's fat

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LastTomorrow
05/22/20 12:03:49 PM
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That's what I'm wondering about.

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Secretly
05/22/20 12:03:58 PM
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He looks like he literally has a pole shoved up his ass, lmao
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LeperMessiahXX
05/22/20 12:04:07 PM
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It looks like he has a rod up his ass but it stops just below the shoulders. Honestly part of me is being honest, my mom had parts of her back fused and she would stand a little like that

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s0nicfan
05/22/20 12:04:13 PM
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He's a centaur who lost his back half.

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Nunyobidness
05/22/20 12:04:31 PM
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He soiled himself and it feels squishy?
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ZTT888returning
05/22/20 12:04:59 PM
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I cant believe how small his feet and hands really are lmao. No wonder he gets so buttmad about that.
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EndOfDiscOne
05/22/20 12:05:20 PM
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Because he's Putin's puppet

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Secretly
05/22/20 12:07:04 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
He's a centaur who lost his back half.
Calling: talented photoshopper to attach a rear horse body to his picture
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Ryven
05/22/20 12:07:14 PM
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He's got neverending morning wood.

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Antifar
05/22/20 12:07:54 PM
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He's very normal
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monkmith
05/22/20 12:07:55 PM
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http://baillement.com/recherche/charcot_teaching_parkinson.pdf

its a dementia posture.

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Antifar
05/22/20 3:33:42 PM
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The_Bitcoin
05/22/20 3:36:26 PM
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Nunyobidness posted...
He soiled himself and it feels squishy?

in all seriousness he does use depends right? I recall seeing a pic
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Heineken14
05/22/20 3:37:15 PM
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His adult diapers chafe him.
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DarthAragorn
05/22/20 3:37:49 PM
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when you're a fatty if you stand up perfectly straight it accentuates the fatness
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Squall28
05/22/20 3:37:53 PM
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Looks like anterior pelvic tilt

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UnholyMudcrab
05/22/20 3:41:44 PM
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The_Bitcoin posted...
Nunyobidness posted...
He soiled himself and it feels squishy?

in all seriousness he does use depends right? I recall seeing a pic

He doesn't need to. All the shit comes out his mouth instead
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Boombam99
05/22/20 3:43:51 PM
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Antifar posted...
A theory

https://twitter.com/Kathy08118773/status/1263658397229936641

oh my god, he actually does have lifts in his shoes doesnt he? It all makes sense now. He's gotta make himself taller to accentuate the alphaness he wants to portray. Thats why he always looks like he's about to tip over forward.
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IronWolf87
05/22/20 3:44:46 PM
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He's trying to hide his gut. He does the same thing when he sits.
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Nunyobidness
05/22/20 9:52:11 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
He doesn't need to. All the shit comes out his mouth instead

It's sentient and had to find and alternative route to get free.
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pegusus123456
05/23/20 4:08:03 AM
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Stolen from a reddit comment:
"He stands like a small dog who's wearing a sweater for the first time."

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UnfairRepresent
05/23/20 4:09:32 AM
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Wearing lifts obviously
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DD Divine
05/23/20 4:18:01 AM
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Honestly I cant imagine having that money and the worst collection of suits. Not even one fitted suit?! Come on?!

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Smackems
05/23/20 4:20:07 AM
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Because orange man bad

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008Zulu
05/23/20 4:22:39 AM
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He looks like he is putting those Depends to good use.

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MarqueeSeries
05/23/20 4:36:44 AM
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Someone drew a rough free body diagram

https://mobile.twitter.com/John_Nissan/status/1263652730985345024
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Thompson
05/23/20 4:48:30 AM
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MarqueeSeries posted...
Someone drew a rough free body diagram

https://mobile.twitter.com/John_Nissan/status/1263652730985345024
*shudder*

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Tom Clark
05/23/20 5:08:50 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
He's a centaur who lost his back half.

That's annoyingly accurate

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SpaceBear_
05/23/20 5:12:03 AM
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Haha, let's all body shame a 73 year old man, haha

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dj1200
05/23/20 5:14:00 AM
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Boombam99 posted...
oh my god, he actually does have lifts in his shoes doesnt he? It all makes sense now. He's gotta make himself taller to accentuate the alphaness he wants to portray. Thats why he always looks like he's about to tip over forward.

hes somewhat tall anyhow.

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dj1200
05/23/20 5:14:44 AM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
Haha, let's all body shame a 73 year old man, haha

just following trumps example.

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Smashingpmkns
05/23/20 5:26:48 AM
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Combination of lifts and him obviously having body image issues.
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slmcknett
05/23/20 5:36:55 AM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
Haha, let's all body shame a 73 year old man, haha
It's what Trump himself would do, so I say it's fair game.

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pegusus123456
05/23/20 5:39:13 AM
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It's not body shaming, it's mocking his massive and fragile ego.

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au_gold
05/23/20 5:56:27 AM
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He looks like The Penguin.

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Awesome
05/23/20 6:01:17 AM
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Bullet proof vest, he has never worked out in his life so his upper body has no strength so he tilts foward
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Heineken14
05/23/20 6:26:34 AM
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slmcknett posted...

It's what Trump himself would do, so I say it's fair game.


Yeah, we're just acting presidential and alpha af. I don't see what the big deal is. Damn PC police!
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