Poll of the Day > I got a speeding ticket earlier

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TheWorstPoster 06/10/20 12:17:36 AM #1:	How was I supposed to know that going over 186282 miles a second was breaking the law? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:940432600] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>How was I supposed to know that going over 186282 miles a second was breaking the law? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xjayguyx 06/10/20 12:18:27 AM #2:	K <cite>xjayguyx posted [p:940432628] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>K </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WastelandCowboy 06/10/20 12:33:02 AM #3:	You got your license? Congratulations. <cite>WastelandCowboy posted [p:940433111] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>You got your license? Congratulations. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 06/10/20 12:37:25 AM #4:	TheWorstPoster posted... How was I supposed to know that going over 186282 miles a second was breaking the law? At that speed you are a risk to yourself and others and should seek medical attention. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:940433227] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>TheWorstPoster posted... </cite> <quote>How was I supposed to know that going over 186282 miles a second was breaking the law?</quote> At that speed you are a risk to yourself and others and should seek medical attention. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 06/10/20 1:14:35 AM #5:	TheWorstPoster posted... 186282 miles a second I see. The joke is that you claim you drove at a speed exceeding the limit of not the speed posted for a given traffic zone, but at a speed exceeding the speed limit of the universe--the speed of light in a vacuum, in other words--which is widely known to be impossible by the laws of physics. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:940434307] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWorstPoster posted...</cite> <quote>186282 miles a second</quote> I see. The joke is that you claim you drove at a speed exceeding the limit of not the speed posted for a given traffic zone, but at a speed exceeding the speed limit of the universe--the speed of light in a vacuum, in other words--which is widely known to be impossible by the laws of physics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 06/10/20 1:56:52 AM #6:	EclairReturns posted... I see. The joke is that you claim you drove at a speed exceeding the limit of not the speed posted for a given traffic zone, but at a speed exceeding the speed limit of the universe--the speed of light in a vacuum, in other words--which is widely known to be impossible by the laws of physics. I could prove it isn't but the universe would explode. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:940435393] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>EclairReturns posted... </cite> <quote>I see. The joke is that you claim you drove at a speed exceeding the limit of not the speed posted for a given traffic zone, but at a speed exceeding the speed limit of the universe--the speed of light in a vacuum, in other words--which is widely known to be impossible by the laws of physics.</quote> I could prove it isn't but the universe would explode. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 06/10/20 2:14:56 AM #7:	Did he finally get a job? <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:940435795] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>Did he finally get a job? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 06/10/20 2:22:50 AM #8:	I know how you feel. It sucks when youre running late for work <cite>Cacciato posted [p:940435932] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>I know how you feel. It sucks when youre running late for work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dancer62 06/10/20 4:32:44 AM #9:	I remember the slogan from the 1970s: 186,000 miles per second, it's not just a good idea, it's the law! Also, the Universe welcomes careful drivers. --- If ballet was easy, it would be pointe-less <cite>dancer62 posted [p:940438171] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>I remember the slogan from the 1970s: 186,000 miles per second, it's not just a good idea, it's the law! Also, the Universe welcomes careful drivers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 06/10/20 9:48:30 AM #10:	WastelandCowboy posted... You got your license? Congratulations. I came in here to say the same. To give him a little support on finally working towards being an adult. I was saddened to see it was just another bad joke. --- "Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:940443978] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>WastelandCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>You got your license? Congratulations.</quote>I came in here to say the same. To give him a little support on finally working towards being an adult. I was saddened to see it was just another bad joke. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OniRonin 06/10/20 9:57:31 AM #11:	epic joke dude --- god is dumb #NotAllGamers #YesAllLandlods <cite>OniRonin posted [p:940444248] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>epic joke dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 06/10/20 10:11:47 AM #12:	EclairReturns posted... I see. The joke is that you claim you drove at a speed exceeding the limit of not the speed posted for a given traffic zone, but at a speed exceeding the speed limit of the universe--the speed of light in a vacuum, in other words--which is widely known to be impossible by the laws of physics. I'm happy you are here to explain jokes to me. I'd have never understood otherwise. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:940444645] in I got a sp... [t:78759370]...</cite> <quote>EclairReturns posted... </cite> <quote>I see. The joke is that you claim you drove at a speed exceeding the limit of not the speed posted for a given traffic zone, but at a speed exceeding the speed limit of the universe--the speed of light in a vacuum, in other words--which is widely known to be impossible by the laws of physics.</quote>I'm happy you are here to explain jokes to me. I'd have never understood otherwise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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