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JimCarrysToe
06/20/20 3:05:45 AM
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Which would be worse to you, them eating the bodies, or banging them?


Turns out they've been doing this for years.

Goodnight.

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Jabodie
06/20/20 3:06:51 AM
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Man what a horrifying poll. But I think I'll go with eating.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/20/20 3:12:13 AM
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I'd call it quits for either one.

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boxington
06/20/20 3:12:55 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd call it quits for either one.
same

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solosnake
06/20/20 3:16:54 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd call it quits for either one.
Mind explaining why?

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CanuckCowboy
06/20/20 3:19:39 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd call it quits for either one.

geez. Way to kink shame.

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jumi
06/20/20 3:20:53 AM
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The only acceptable reason is to build a body and create life.

Or to feed a baby Old One.

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MabusIncarnate
06/20/20 3:22:42 AM
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Eating, because my penis has been in that corpse devouring mouth

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CanuckCowboy
06/20/20 3:22:50 AM
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Also what was that movie where the creepy necrophiliac sister (spoilers for movie i cant remember the name of) murders a bully and also murders her sister but she was trying to do a lung transplant to save her sisters life except you know she was nuts and thats not a thing you can do in a garage

Eviscerate? excision? Stupid underline

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/20/20 3:43:20 AM
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solosnake posted...
Mind explaining why?

You really need me to?

I mean yeah Mabus is right, her mouth has been hugging me so I don't know if I get little bits and pieces of arms, legs, tits, uterus, sack, or armpit left over on my cock.

On the other hand, If she felt a dead guy was better than me, then that's a furious kick in the dick, asshole, teeth, and armpits with a golf shoe.

I can equally just shut it down immediately.

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Accolon
06/20/20 3:48:04 AM
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Why not both?

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Guerrilla Soldier
06/20/20 4:03:59 AM
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eating is definitely worse
people bang anything, but eating another human...another dead human...what the fuck.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/20/20 4:06:43 AM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
eating is definitely worse
people bang anything, but eating another human...another dead human...what the fuck.

You've never seen Alive?

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vigorm0rtis
06/20/20 4:09:09 AM
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Eating them and not inviting me.

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UnfairRepresent
06/20/20 10:21:51 AM
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Eating is way worse
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JimCarrysToe
06/20/20 3:17:51 PM
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Morning!

I don't

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thronedfire2
06/20/20 3:19:20 PM
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solosnake posted...
Mind explaining why?

lmao

anyway, definitely eating. if you're gonna eat a person it should be fresh meat obviously

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Tenlaar
06/20/20 3:23:16 PM
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Judging by the picture in the OP we're talking about some sort of bird morgue here, so banging would definitely be worse.
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MabusIncarnate
06/20/20 3:24:53 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
Judging by the picture in the OP we're talking about some sort of bird morgue here, so banging would definitely be worse.
That's Johnny playing with his toys

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wackyteen
06/20/20 3:28:09 PM
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I feel it's not exactly extreme to say cannibalism is worse than necrophilia.

If for no other reason than cannibalism can cause horrible diseases and brain damage.

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JimCarrysToe
06/21/20 3:46:30 AM
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Baoueimp

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Lost_All_Senses
06/21/20 4:07:44 AM
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Does she eat the bones too? I could work with that.

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jumi
06/22/20 8:39:46 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Does she eat the bones too? I could work with that.

She barfs them up like Mileena in Mortal Kombat 2.

https://youtu.be/tR8YxryLlP4

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