Current Events > Your Boss: 'Hey there's our new Head of Inventory, let me introduce you to her.'

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UnfairRepresent 06/29/20 10:40:52 AM #1:	https://i.imgur.com/vvFKBpp.jpg Boss: "So much stuff has gone missing on our books lately and I want to find out what's happened to all of it so I hired a new Inventory Manager. She came highly reccomended." As your boss says this you realize your watch is missing. You could have sworn you were wearing one. Boss: "This is miss Kisaragi. This is [Your name] our [Your position]. I've got a meeting, I'll let you get acquainted." Your boss then walks off How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941424163] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/vvFKBpp.jpg Boss: "So much stuff has gone missing on our books lately and I want to find out what's happened to all of it so I hired a new Inventory Manager. She came highly reccomended." As your boss says this you realize your watch is missing. You could have sworn you were wearing one. Boss: "This is miss Kisaragi. This is [Your name] our [Your position]. I've got a meeting, I'll let you get acquainted." Your boss then walks off How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 06/29/20 10:42:14 AM #2:	"Just so you know, the dress code is business casual. This isn't high school so I don't want to see this Naruto crap again." --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:941424224] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>"Just so you know, the dress code is business casual. This isn't high school so I don't want to see this Naruto crap again." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/29/20 10:43:59 AM #3:	FabIemaster posted... "Just so you know, the dress code is business casual. This isn't high school so I don't want to see this Naruto crap again." She can wear whatever she wants! --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:941424292] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>FabIemaster posted... </cite> <quote>"Just so you know, the dress code is business casual. This isn't high school so I don't want to see this Naruto crap again."</quote> She can wear whatever she wants! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2 06/29/20 10:53:31 AM #4:	wtf is this topic even? <cite>Poop2 posted [p:941424655] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>wtf is this topic even?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 06/29/20 10:55:00 AM #5:	An i supposed to have watched an anime before reading this topic? --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:941424706] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>An i supposed to have watched an anime before reading this topic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/29/20 10:56:36 AM #6:	Continue stealing those binder clips things, duh. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:941424767] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Continue stealing those binder clips things, duh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 06/29/20 10:56:49 AM #7:	Always make sure another man is around when dealing with her, no need to have false accusations at your place of business. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:941424775] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Always make sure another man is around when dealing with her, no need to have false accusations at your place of business. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/29/20 11:17:35 AM #8:	Jabodie posted... An i supposed to have watched an anime before reading this topic? No --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941425597] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Jabodie posted...</cite> <quote>An i supposed to have watched an anime before reading this topic? </quote> No</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 06/29/20 12:12:35 PM #9:	Personally I'd be embarrassed if I was a regular poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com and didn't recognize a FF7 character. But I guess I can't really empathize here, since I don't bear the burden of being a regular poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com who can't recognize a FF7 character. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:941427864] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Personally I'd be embarrassed if I was a regular poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com and didn't recognize a FF7 character. But I guess I can't really empathize here, since I don't bear the burden of being a regular poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com who can't recognize a FF7 character. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IllegalAlien 06/29/20 12:16:08 PM #10:	you're not vegy --- "Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." <cite>IllegalAlien posted [p:941428026] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>you're not vegy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/29/20 1:40:52 PM #11:	FabIemaster posted... "Just so you know, the dress code is business casual. This isn't high school so I don't want to see this Naruto crap again." "Eeeesh! shaddap already, you're not my dad. NERD!" Then she walks off, stops turns around and goes "I'm REALLLY leaving you know!" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941431624] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>FabIemaster posted...</cite> <quote>"Just so you know, the dress code is business casual. This isn't high school so I don't want to see this Naruto crap again." </quote> "Eeeesh! shaddap already, you're not my dad. NERD!" Then she walks off, stops turns around and goes "I'm REALLLY leaving you know!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/29/20 1:43:28 PM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... "Eeeesh! shaddap already, you're not my dad. NERD!" Then she walks off, stops turns around and goes "I'm REALLLY leaving you know!" lmao --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:941431737] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>"Eeeesh! shaddap already, you're not my dad. NERD!" Then she walks off, stops turns around and goes "I'm REALLLY leaving you know!"</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 06/29/20 2:41:46 PM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... "Eeeesh! shaddap already, you're not my dad. NERD!" Then she walks off, stops turns around and goes "I'm REALLLY leaving you know!" I report this to my superior as it is a huge red flag from a new hire. --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:941434516] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>"Eeeesh! shaddap already, you're not my dad. NERD!" Then she walks off, stops turns around and goes "I'm REALLLY leaving you know!"</quote>I report this to my superior as it is a huge red flag from a new hire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 06/29/20 2:46:07 PM #14:	He hired a klepto. Idiot. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:941434736] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>He hired a klepto. Idiot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 06/29/20 2:47:07 PM #15:	FabIemaster posted... I report this to my superior as it is a huge red flag from a new hire. Jokes on you. When you pulled up your email to send the message, you realize your wallet is gone when you turn away from the screen. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:941434784] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>FabIemaster posted... </cite> <quote>I report this to my superior as it is a huge red flag from a new hire.</quote> Jokes on you. When you pulled up your email to send the message, you realize your wallet is gone when you turn away from the screen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 06/29/20 2:52:05 PM #16:	I have sexual relationships with her. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:941435045] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>I have sexual relationships with her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/29/20 3:45:07 PM #17:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Always make sure another man is around when dealing with her, no need to have false accusations at your place of business. LordMarshal posted... I have sexual relationships with her. Interesting to see the different stratergies at work on CE. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941437522] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...</cite> <quote>Always make sure another man is around when dealing with her, no need to have false accusations at your place of business. </quote> LordMarshal posted...</cite> <quote>I have sexual relationships with her. </quote> Interesting to see the different stratergies at work on CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 06/29/20 3:46:38 PM #18:	Let her know I'm on to her but idgaf just don't steal my shit. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:941437596] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Let her know I'm on to her but idgaf just don't steal my shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 06/29/20 3:52:08 PM #19:	Wonder why I thought I was wearing a watch, I don't like watches, I'd never wear one. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:941437900] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Wonder why I thought I was wearing a watch, I don't like watches, I'd never wear one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/29/20 6:31:13 PM #20:	JoeDangIt posted... Wonder why I thought I was wearing a watch, I don't like watches, I'd never wear one. Men with watches look more professional Do you pull your phone out in front your colleagues like a moody teenager to check the time? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941445582] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>JoeDangIt posted...</cite> <quote>Wonder why I thought I was wearing a watch, I don't like watches, I'd never wear one. </quote> Men with watches look more professional Do you pull your phone out in front your colleagues like a moody teenager to check the time?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 06/29/20 9:46:24 PM #21:	No one I know wears a watch, not even the executives at my company, they just check their phone like a normal person. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:941454806] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>No one I know wears a watch, not even the executives at my company, they just check their phone like a normal person. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkrobotisback 06/29/20 9:49:16 PM #22:	I'll tell my boss, "who the fuck thought it was a good idea to hire a wanna be final fantasy cosplayer" --- NS: SW-0316-4590-2333 "Life is difficult and there is no point at living it if you are poor." -Google search result <cite>Darkrobotisback posted [p:941454913] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>I'll tell my boss, "who the fuck thought it was a good idea to hire a wanna be final fantasy cosplayer" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/30/20 2:43:06 PM #23:	Darkrobotisback posted... I'll tell my boss, "who the fuck thought it was a good idea to hire a wanna be final fantasy cosplayer" Wouldn't a "wannabe" cosplayer not be cosplaying? I mean if they are cosplaying then.... they're not a wannbe cosplayer This is a wannabe cosplayer: https://i.imgur.com/vVpzivJ.jpg --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941483432] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Darkrobotisback posted...</cite> <quote>I'll tell my boss, "who the fuck thought it was a good idea to hire a wanna be final fantasy cosplayer" </quote> Wouldn't a "wannabe" cosplayer not be cosplaying? I mean if they are cosplaying then.... they're not a wannbe cosplayer This is a wannabe cosplayer: https://i.imgur.com/vVpzivJ.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/30/20 2:48:58 PM #24:	UnfairRepresent posted... This is a wannabe cosplayer: <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:941483702] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote> This is a wannabe cosplayer:</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/30/20 4:22:59 PM #25:	Questionmarktarius posted... I approve --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941487885] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote> </quote> I approve</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/30/20 4:38:34 PM #26:	Love the dog Enterprise. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:941488677] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Love the dog Enterprise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerrifyingRei 06/30/20 4:39:56 PM #27:	Ginger Bread Man actually made me laugh --- No faith in them, no faith in us. No fix for lifelong distrust. No faith in you, no faith in me. I gauge our fate on history. <cite>TerrifyingRei posted [p:941488740] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Ginger Bread Man actually made me laugh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/01/20 12:33:47 PM #28:	DevsBro posted... Love the dog Enterprise. Make it so --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941524883] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Love the dog Enterprise. </quote> Make it so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 07/01/20 12:35:20 PM #29:	I would back away slowly without even blinking and shut the door, grab my phone and wallet and get out of there. Fucking thief. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:941524937] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>I would back away slowly without even blinking and shut the door, grab my phone and wallet and get out of there. Fucking thief. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 07/01/20 12:47:05 PM #30:	I schedule myself a psychiatric evaluation since I appear to be talking to myself. I then fire her for breaking company dress code policies and tell her to get out of my house. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:941525414] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>I schedule myself a psychiatric evaluation since I appear to be talking to myself. I then fire her for breaking company dress code policies and tell her to get out of my house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/02/20 6:35:29 PM #31:	Ilishe posted... I would back away slowly without even blinking and shut the door, grab my phone and wallet and get out of there. Fucking thief. Well now you're just going to encounter her again later --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941588277] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted...</cite> <quote>I would back away slowly without even blinking and shut the door, grab my phone and wallet and get out of there. Fucking thief. </quote> Well now you're just going to encounter her again later</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 07/03/20 3:39:14 PM #32:	--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:941626692] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamWincester 07/03/20 3:56:31 PM #33:	masterpug53 posted... Personally I'd be embarrassed if I was a regular poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com and didn't recognize a FF7 character. But I guess I can't really empathize here, since I don't bear the burden of being a regular poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com who can't recognize a FF7 character. I only had a N64. Who is this? --- Supernatural fan fiction follower <cite>SamWincester posted [p:941627387] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted...</cite> <quote>Personally I'd be embarrassed if I was a regular poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com and didn't recognize a FF7 character. But I guess I can't really empathize here, since I don't bear the burden of being a regular poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com who can't recognize a FF7 character. </quote> I only had a N64. Who is this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 07/03/20 4:09:47 PM #34:	So how soon before she's like stolen everything from the company? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:941627957] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>So how soon before she's like stolen everything from the company? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/03/20 4:56:36 PM #35:	SamWincester posted... I only had a N64 My condolances :( --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941629886] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>SamWincester posted...</cite> <quote> I only had a N64</quote> My condolances :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/04/20 9:28:25 PM #36:	uwnim posted... So how soon before she's like stolen everything from the company? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksrcv380GM --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941683374] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>So how soon before she's like stolen everything from the company? </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksrcv380GM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/04/20 9:29:14 PM #37:	Joanna Dark looking sexier each and every day --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:941683397] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Joanna Dark looking sexier each and every day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 07/04/20 9:31:51 PM #38:	I'll be her alibi while she robs the company blind as long as she lets me peel those short shorts off of her. <cite>garan posted [p:941683494] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>I'll be her alibi while she robs the company blind as long as she lets me peel those short shorts off of her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/04/20 9:37:34 PM #39:	How did things start disappearing even before she was hired? Also: --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:941683690] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>How did things start disappearing even before she was hired? Also: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/05/20 2:28:12 AM #40:	Laserion posted... How did things start disappearing even before she was hired? Maybe she had a couple rounds of interviews. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:941692658] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Laserion posted... </cite> <quote>How did things start disappearing even before she was hired?</quote> Maybe she had a couple rounds of interviews. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 07/05/20 2:53:47 AM #41:	Report her then ask my boss why he or she didn't conduct a background check. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:941693316] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Report her then ask my boss why he or she didn't conduct a background check. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/05/20 9:28:06 AM #42:	gguirao posted... Report her t For what? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941699046] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>gguirao posted...</cite> <quote>Report her t</quote> For what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/05/20 12:24:30 PM #43:	DevsBro posted... Maybe she had a couple rounds of interviews. But she was hired to investigate the loses. It's someone else that started it, or she was already cat-burglaring it. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:941704020] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe she had a couple rounds of interviews. </quote> But she was hired to investigate the loses. It's someone else that started it, or she was already cat-burglaring it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/05/20 12:28:45 PM #44:	Business casual I see. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:941704161] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Business casual I see. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/05/20 3:47:35 PM #45:	Laserion posted... But she was hired to investigate the loses. It's someone else that started it, or she was already cat-burglaring it. Not necessarily. Maybe he has been interviewing for the job for years but only decided to hire when stuff started going missing. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:941711526] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>Laserion posted... </cite> <quote>But she was hired to investigate the loses. It's someone else that started it, or she was already cat-burglaring it.</quote>Not necessarily. Maybe he has been interviewing for the job for years but only decided to hire when stuff started going missing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamWincester 07/05/20 7:56:04 PM #46:	UnfairRepresent posted... SamWincester posted... I only had a N64 My condolances :( I had the better system though... --- Supernatural fan fiction follower <cite>SamWincester posted [p:941721144] in Your Boss:... [t:78811653]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>SamWincester posted...</cite> <quote> I only had a N64</quote> My condolances :(</quote> I had the better system though...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Your Boss: 'Hey there's our new Head of Inventory, let me introduce you to her.'