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MabusIncarnate
07/02/20 11:35:11 PM
#252:


Well summer is officially here, first bobcat sighting of the season just now. I've been feeding the neighbors dogs, for dinner I grilled some tuna steaks out on the porch. Just pulled in the driveway and saw clear as day an adult bobcat sniffing around the bottom of the grill and took off into the woods. Tail made him easily distinguishable. I don't wanna catch one of those fuckers off guard and bump into one pissing on a tree at night.


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/02/20 11:39:36 PM
#253:


WaterLink posted...
Damn I was hoping we could get a CAH thing going again.

I was thinking about telling Jim to start one up tonight before she called me. You can always play without me so someone else can win.

@JimCarrysToe if you want to start a game now i'll play as much as I can. Sometimes my gf drags her tits and takes forever even though she's only 10 minutes away from me.

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MabusIncarnate
07/02/20 11:44:45 PM
#254:


I'm probably out for CAH tonight i'm gonna run some Minecraft with the nephews and get drunk so it's more tolerable.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/02/20 11:46:43 PM
#255:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm probably out for CAH tonight i'm gonna run some Minecraft with the nephews and get drunk so it's more tolerable.

HAHA getting loaded with kids playing Minecraft. I should see if my gf likes Minecraft and build a little world together. I dunno though my attention span with that game is so short and i'm not very artistic so all my buildings look like shit.

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MabusIncarnate
07/02/20 11:51:54 PM
#256:


Yeah i'm not a huge fan of the game or the kids but the wife is always saying I need to be a good uncle and suck it up. I like killing them and then convincing them it was a skeleton they didn't see and then I mute my mic and laugh like a moron.

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BlazinBlue88
07/02/20 11:52:55 PM
#257:


Wife and I picked up some watermelon rosemary hard cider from a local cider place. Been drinking it all night.

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JimCarrysToe
07/02/20 11:53:58 PM
#258:


@Johnny_Nutcase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ND-r6uJJTQ

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/02/20 11:54:27 PM
#259:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Wife and I picked up some watermelon rosemary hard cider from a local cider place. Been drinking it all night.

How much alcohol? Sounds like you don't wanna drive em into you all night.

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BlazinBlue88
07/02/20 11:55:10 PM
#260:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
HAHA getting loaded with kids playing Minecraft
I do the same thing when I play Fortnite with my little brother in law. He's obsessed with the game.

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MabusIncarnate
07/02/20 11:55:23 PM
#261:


I like some home brewed cider when it's around honestly, that can be some damn good stuff if it's not too sweet

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So_Hajile
07/02/20 11:56:21 PM
#262:


https://imgur.com/90qq2T9

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BlazinBlue88
07/02/20 11:57:04 PM
#263:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How much alcohol? Sounds like you don't wanna drive em into you all night.
Each tall boy can has 5.5% so it's pretty low. The stuff is just so carbonated and heavy that you feel bloated as shit. I'm used to drinking some clean tequila. Not cider. It's damn delicious though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/02/20 11:57:50 PM
#264:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Each tall boy can has 5.5% so it's pretty low. The stuff is just so carbonated and heavy that you feel bloated as shit. I'm used to drinking some clean tequila. Not cider. It's damn delicious though.

Yeah that's why I never get those things. I'll drink maybe one and switch to the hard stuff to get the job done.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/02/20 11:58:31 PM
#265:


JimCarrysToe posted...
@Johnny_Nutcase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ND-r6uJJTQ

I'd like to see you build a house in Minecraft. That one was small as fuck anyway. No room to put any of your shit in there.

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BlazinBlue88
07/03/20 12:00:52 AM
#266:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah that's why I never get those things. I'll drink maybe one and switch to the hard stuff to get the job done.
Well they only have this flavor once a year and it normally sells out in a week so we had to snatch some right up.

We screwed ourselves over. Both drank 1 1/2 tall boys of cider, ate some takeout chili pork dumplings and jalapeo beef fried rice. Between the spice and the bloated carbonation we passed out on the couch. Just finished dragging my wife into the bed. It was not a late night tonight. Lol

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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 12:08:04 AM
#267:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
gf is coming over and I got lots of booze. Time for the 3 B's: Booze Boobs and Butts.

nice.

One time i got challenged to pick one letter starting all the best things and b is obviously that letter.

Beer. Boobs. Broads. Buds (as in bros). Bud (as in weed). Butts. Burgers. Benzos. Bucks.

.... eh i think i did a lot better that time and didnt include benzos cause whatever on that point. Thinking is hard.

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TreyFlowers
07/03/20 12:43:42 AM
#268:


Tax time in Australia. I'll be getting about $3000 return

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MabusIncarnate
07/03/20 12:54:30 AM
#269:


Ours is usually middle of April. That's a solid return honestly.

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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 1:02:48 AM
#270:


Ours is....may?

3k is a nice return. I literally constantly get flagged and they take a second look and typically it amounts to "instead of 700 you should have gotten 400 so now you owe us 300" which I swear has to be a net loss in terms of government salary

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Life Sympathy
07/03/20 1:43:44 AM
#271:


I have Leffe and Grey Goose. I am quite happy right now.

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MabusIncarnate
07/03/20 1:44:59 AM
#272:


Grey Goose is a fantastic vodka, I don't usually drink vodka, but that stuff is real smooth and has good flavor

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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 2:15:17 AM
#273:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Grey Goose is a fantastic vodka, I don't usually drink vodka, but that stuff is real smooth and has good flavor

MabusIncarnate posted...
Grey Goose is a fantastic vodka, I don't usually drink vodka, but that stuff is real smooth and has good flavor

Agreed. Ciroc is up there too

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BlazinBlue88
07/03/20 9:36:56 AM
#274:


You guys should give Reyka vodka a try. I'm not a vodka fan but I can drink that stuff straight. Very smooth and it's priced well at around $23 in VA.

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MabusIncarnate
07/03/20 2:27:02 PM
#275:


So I bought a blacklight UV flashlight on Amazon and i'm legit gonna go out a couple nights and see if I can find scorpions out here. They are supposed to be pretty uncommon here, i've only seen 3 in the 10 or so years i've lived here but they are also quite small. Apparently all species of scorpions glow under blacklight so i'm gonna go see if I can find any and take pics if I do. Canuck inspired me.

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a-c-a-b
07/03/20 2:36:59 PM
#276:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
You guys should give Reyka vodka a try. I'm not a vodka fan but I can drink that stuff straight. Very smooth and it's priced well at around $23 in VA.

What size bottle?

The cheapest vodka here is $62 CAD for a 60oz bottle. I think that's about $45 USD
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MabusIncarnate
07/03/20 2:42:21 PM
#277:


a-c-a-b posted...
What size bottle?

The cheapest vodka here is $62 CAD for a 60oz bottle. I think that's about $45 USD
It's probably a 25.3 oz aka 750 ml bottle. That's our most common size when it comes to liquor. We also refer to it as a 5th (It's a 5th of a gallon).

A bottle this size, cheapest Vodka in town here is $11 USD. Prices range drastically throughout the states though, as do the taxes.

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a-c-a-b
07/03/20 2:48:12 PM
#278:


MabusIncarnate posted...

It's probably a 25.3 oz aka 750 ml bottle. That's our most common size when it comes to liquor. We also refer to it as a 5th (It's a 5th of a gallon).

A bottle this size, cheapest Vodka in town here is $11 USD. Prices range drastically throughout the states though, as do the taxes.

We just call those 26ers.

And we call the little 350 mil bottles a mickey.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/03/20 3:05:38 PM
#279:


MabusIncarnate posted...
So I bought a blacklight UV flashlight on Amazon and i'm legit gonna go out a couple nights and see if I can find scorpions out here. They are supposed to be pretty uncommon here, i've only seen 3 in the 10 or so years i've lived here but they are also quite small. Apparently all species of scorpions glow under blacklight so i'm gonna go see if I can find any and take pics if I do. Canuck inspired me.

I should do the same thing. If I went up in the hills at night I could probably find a ton. But i'd also be drunk and totally trip over a Rattlesnake and die.

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MabusIncarnate
07/03/20 3:08:31 PM
#280:


I didn't realize we have 2 species of scorpion here, I looked it up to see their range and whatnot and there's a couple that are in this area. They are both max size 2 inches so not real big at all.

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MabusIncarnate
07/03/20 3:41:18 PM
#281:


I got some video of the fireflies I was talking about the other night, there's so many this year it's nuts. I got a pretty good capture of it.

https://streamable.com/ui9jwh

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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 7:27:09 PM
#282:


MabusIncarnate posted...
So I bought a blacklight UV flashlight on Amazon and i'm legit gonna go out a couple nights and see if I can find scorpions out here. They are supposed to be pretty uncommon here, i've only seen 3 in the 10 or so years i've lived here but they are also quite small. Apparently all species of scorpions glow under blacklight so i'm gonna go see if I can find any and take pics if I do. Canuck inspired me.

AWesome! Lemme know how it goes.

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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 7:28:08 PM
#283:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I got some video of the fireflies I was talking about the other night, there's so many this year it's nuts. I got a pretty good capture of it.

https://streamable.com/ui9jwh

Thats pretty magical looking.

Also hi dog!

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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 7:33:34 PM
#284:


Fuck me. Ive been hungover all day. Not a bad hangover mostly one of those hangovers where you realize tht sleeping and passing out are very different things and you cant wake up fully no mattwr what.

Also i got a story from last night but its kinda long. Short version me and walter met some bridesmaids and a very dejected looking quiet dude in a suit who i think may have been the groom. They were out trying to find the bride but took 5 or ten minutes to meet walter.

The dude just stared at the ground looking miserable the whole time. Not a great start to wedded bliss.

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MabusIncarnate
07/03/20 8:21:35 PM
#285:


Damn, yeah you mentioned a bit of that last night. I bet Walter loved all the attention though.

I'm very familiar with that hangover, that's usually my sleep pattern half the time. I drink til I pass out, don't really sleep well but i'm just out for 5 hours, wake up and can't go back to bed, but I feel tired and drag all day.

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BlazinBlue88
07/03/20 8:27:40 PM
#286:


MabusIncarnate posted...
drink til I pass out, don't really sleep well but i'm just out for 5 hours, wake up and can't go back to bed, but I feel tired and drag all day.
I read something recently about that. I have a habit of waking up really early after a night of heavy drinking. Apparently alcohol is both a depressant and....whatever the opposite term is. It's a downer and an upper. Downer at first then after several hours the upper part kicks in and wakes you up.

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a-c-a-b
07/03/20 8:31:35 PM
#287:


BlazinBlue88 posted...

I read something recently about that. I have a habit of waking up really early after a night of heavy drinking. Apparently alcohol is both a depressant and....whatever the opposite term is. It's a downer and an upper. Downer at first then after several hours the upper part kicks in and wakes you up.

That happens to me a lot.

I'll wake up 5 mins before my alarm is set to go off.
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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 8:37:27 PM
#288:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Damn, yeah you mentioned a bit of that last night. I bet Walter loved all the attention though.

I'm very familiar with that hangover, that's usually my sleep pattern half the time. I drink til I pass out, don't really sleep well but i'm just out for 5 hours, wake up and can't go back to bed, but I feel tired and drag all day.

Yeah thats exactly where im at. I had some obligations today where i had to get to buddies in a different town at 8 but instead of sleeping till seven i went to bed at ~3 and was up at 530 for some fuckin reason.

Also i dont remember mentioning it yesterday or making that white tiger topic. Lol.

Also yeah hes such an attention whore. Lol. He loved it. I think the one bridesmaid was pretty cute but between it being dark and me being as drunk as i was i cant say for sure.

I was just on a mission and couldnt really focus on much else.

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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 8:40:38 PM
#289:


a-c-a-b posted...
That happens to me a lot.

I'll wake up 5 mins before my alarm is set to go off.

I seriously dont think my alarm has woken me up in like a decade.

But i still hate waking up hoping the alarm is an hour away and realizing its a few minutes and i have to just get up.

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a-c-a-b
07/03/20 8:53:51 PM
#290:


CanuckCowboy posted...


I seriously dont think my alarm has woken me up in like a decade.

But i still hate waking up hoping the alarm is an hour away and realizing its a few minutes and i have to just get up.

But it doesn't happen on days when I don't have to work.

It's like my bodies way of going hahaha fuck you.
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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 9:11:40 PM
#291:


a-c-a-b posted...
But it doesn't happen on days when I don't have to work.

It's like my bodies way of going hahaha fuck you.

Id seriously give the world to be able to sleep in nowadays. I can maybe manage 8am and even then its like i sleep till 7 and lay there till i give up.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/03/20 10:03:34 PM
#292:


I got up early with my gf and then we went back to bed. She said "wake me up in like 20 minutes" Well I DID. Problem is she was already an hour late for work because they cocked up her schedule today. She'll be fine because I have a say in it. I show up like 20 minutes late to work everyday. So they can't say shit.

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CanuckCowboy
07/03/20 11:11:34 PM
#293:


This CAT is 3 STORIES HIGH riding a bike BACKWARDS with NO HANDS!



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a-c-a-b
07/03/20 11:19:05 PM
#294:


CanuckCowboy posted...


Id seriously give the world to be able to sleep in nowadays. I can maybe manage 8am and even then its like i sleep till 7 and lay there till i give up.

I usually don't sleep past 8 or 9.

I'm up at 5:30 am on work days, so even 8 or 9 is sleeping in for me.
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CanuckCowboy
07/04/20 12:14:52 AM
#295:


Listening to necrophagia and getting hammered.

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MabusIncarnate
07/04/20 12:17:43 AM
#296:


I'm watching old seasons of Hell's Kitchen, I never watched much of this show but always liked Ramsay's persona and some of his insults are great

He just called a dude a fucking muppet

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a-c-a-b
07/04/20 12:28:17 AM
#297:


No!!!! don't burn the witch

Burn!!! Burn the rich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33B711hDgEg
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CanuckCowboy
07/04/20 12:33:35 AM
#298:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm watching old seasons of Hell's Kitchen, I never watched much of this show but always liked Ramsay's persona and some of his insults are great

He just called a dude a fucking muppet

Its so insane to watch american Ramsey vs original uk Ramsay. Dude was harsh but also so kind and helpful. The american version takes his brutal honesty and putsit to the power of 4000 while also editing the swears. Lol.

His prison outreach show is available on youtube and was a good watch imo.

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CanuckCowboy
07/04/20 12:35:12 AM
#299:


a-c-a-b posted...
No!!!! don't burn the witch

Burn!!! Burn the rich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33B711hDgEg

Fuck yeah i missed the days of listening to old faves and finding new shit cause of acab posts.

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YugiNoob
07/04/20 12:46:43 AM
#300:


lol that mezcla guy may have ignored you Mabus, but he blocked me XD

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MabusIncarnate
07/04/20 12:49:08 AM
#301:


I legitimately have no clue what that guy's deal is. He makes two kinds of threads, political and gardening. We talked gardening a lot and I never got into it with him over anything. Maybe he's just a very elaborate troll.

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