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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 7:31:00 PM
#352:


Unbelievable, the lot of you

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/20 8:25:44 PM
#353:


Shit storm blew in. It's going to be over 100 degrees all week and humid. Not thrilled about that. Fuck I hate Summer.

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WaterLink
07/06/20 8:56:56 PM
#354:


Who would want a blacklight fleshlight anyway? Is reading your jizz patterns some kind of new avant-garde fortune telling method that the underground divination community is trying to use to usurp reading tea leaves?
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 8:58:01 PM
#355:


WaterLink posted...
Who would want a blacklight fleshlight anyway? Is reading your jizz patterns some kind of new avant-garde fortune telling method that the underground divination community is trying to use to usurp reading tea leaves?
It isn't yet...

This sounds like something we can innovate and take to Shark Tank though

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CanuckCowboy
07/06/20 9:07:26 PM
#356:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It isn't yet...

This sounds like something we can innovate and take to Shark Tank though

I would love to throw a flesh light in kevin olearys face.

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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 9:09:43 PM
#357:


Don't you all have a Canada version called Dragon Den or something like that?

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JimCarrysToe
07/06/20 9:52:15 PM
#358:


Just discovered that theres a band called updog lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6tKLqtNNqY

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/20 9:56:11 PM
#359:


Who's updog?

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matteus70
07/06/20 10:01:36 PM
#360:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Don't you all have a Canada version called Dragon Den or something like that?
Yeah but Shark Tank is better.

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WaterLink
07/06/20 10:20:00 PM
#361:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Who's updog?

Where's updog?
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WaterLink
07/06/20 10:20:44 PM
#362:


MabusIncarnate posted...
WaterLink posted...
Who would want a blacklight fleshlight anyway? Is reading your jizz patterns some kind of new avant-garde fortune telling method that the underground divination community is trying to use to usurp reading tea leaves?
It isn't yet...

This sounds like something we can innovate and take to Shark Tank though

I want 10% lifetime commission for coming up with the practical use of such a thing
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 10:24:37 PM
#363:


WaterLink posted...
I want 10% lifetime commission for coming up with the practical use of such a thing
5% and a $0.25 royalty on each unit sold

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WaterLink
07/06/20 10:41:35 PM
#364:


MabusIncarnate posted...
WaterLink posted...
I want 10% lifetime commission for coming up with the practical use of such a thing
5% and a $0.25 royalty on each unit sold

If it means I don't have to actually do anything then sure. But if you want me to be involved in marketing then 10%. We are hitting 2 different demographics here - fortune tellers/believers in the occult, and horny males.

Time to use feminism to our advantage. Why are women's sex toys normal but sex toys for men frowned down upon? Time to break double standards and make money doing it. Who's with me?
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 10:45:50 PM
#365:


This is true, girls say she has a vibrator in her sock drawer and guys are like.. nice

Guy says he has a fleshlight in his drawer and girls are like.. ew you fucking pervert

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BlazinBlue88
07/06/20 11:00:57 PM
#366:


My sister in law is getting married in a month. She wants us to give her about 40 wine bottles so she can spray paint for decoration. She's underage so they all need to come from my wife and I. This will be an interesting challenge. Also what does that say about what she thinks of us. That's a lot of fucking wine.

Also also I'm currently at 5 bottles in 3 days...

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WaterLink
07/06/20 11:01:28 PM
#367:


Well we have our target demo, and a product. Now we just gotta come up with a strategy
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 11:24:05 PM
#368:


Sorry I got side tracked and went out scorpion hunting. I found no scorpions but found this bomb ass mushroom that had glowing green edges



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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/20 11:26:19 PM
#369:


Did you eat it?

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WaterLink
07/06/20 11:28:09 PM
#370:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Sorry I got side tracked and went out scorpion hunting. I found no scorpions but found this bomb ass mushroom that had glowing green edges

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Thats actually really cool. Wonder what kind it is

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did you eat it?

Sometimes we never do shake that infant urge. "What the hell is this? Idk. Better put it in my mouth."
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 11:29:15 PM
#371:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did you eat it?
Thought about it

I also caught the ass end of a centipede going into a tree but the shot was blurry and he disappeared

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/20 11:29:56 PM
#372:


This is the same guy that said he took potted plants from his neighbors and woke up and put them back... he'd eat it.

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WaterLink
07/06/20 11:32:00 PM
#373:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did you eat it?
Thought about it

I also caught the ass end of a centipede going into a tree but the shot was blurry and he disappeared

Gotta work on that trigger finger buddy

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is the same guy that said he took potted plants from his neighbors and woke up and put them back... he'd eat it.

I'm not seeing a cause an effect here. Now if he had ate the neighbors plants, then yeah maybe but I mean thats kind of a logic leap youre making here
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 11:33:35 PM
#374:


I'm not gonna say I didn't look up "Tennessee wild psychedelic mushroom identification" on Google before coming here to post the pic

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WaterLink
07/06/20 11:50:33 PM
#375:


Hey man I'd do the same thing. Wouldn't that be some kind of great gift to just stumble upon a psyclocibin shroom? But afaik no psychs glow in the dark lol. But its still a great display of nature's beauty.

Also @So_Hajile I take back everything I said previously about RE4. I don't know what it was that made the game click with me, because for so long it was kind of meh. I think it was the boss fight where you had to keep dodging until you got to the barrels to knock them over and shoot the dude. But I was really on edge for that battle, something I hadn't really been the entire game til that point. And after that I was locked into the game and they kept the tension going too, it was awesome. I'm actually replaying it now, knowing what I know and how to actually play and what to buy from the merchant, I realize I was kinda harsh on the beginning as well. Its a great game, just a very sudden departure from the previous games that I guess it was a system shock and also a lot of modern games have expanded on what it did, so the novelty isn't a factor for first time players anymore. But it is a great game, I really do appreciate it for what it is now.
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So_Hajile
07/06/20 11:55:23 PM
#376:


WaterLink posted...
Also @So_Hajile I take back everything I said previously about RE4. I don't know what it was that made the game click with me, because for so long it was kind of meh. I think it was the boss fight where you had to keep dodging until you got to the barrels to knock them over and shoot the dude. But I was really on edge for that battle, something I hadn't really been the entire game til that point. And after that I was locked into the game and they kept the tension going too, it was awesome. I'm actually replaying it now, knowing what I know and how to actually play and what to buy from the merchant, I realize I was kinda harsh on the beginning as well. Its a great game, just a very sudden departure from the previous games that I guess it was a system shock and also a lot of modern games have expanded on what it did, so the novelty isn't a factor for first time players anymore. But it is a great game, I really do appreciate it for what it is now.
Glad to hear you're having fun with it. Usually if it doesn't grab your interest by the time you reach the castle, it won't ever. I think it dips a bit when you're at the Island / Chapter 5, but the game is almost over anyway. It's also one of the goriest when it comes to death scenes. So many different ways for Leon to get torn up.

Oh, I forgot to ask, did you shoot into the lake at the end of Chapter 1?

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MabusIncarnate
07/06/20 11:56:04 PM
#377:


Hard to booze, keep a steady hand with a blacklight and take phone pics with the other. Moths were swarming the fuck outta me to




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WaterLink
07/06/20 11:57:59 PM
#378:


So_Hajile posted...
Oh, I forgot to ask, did you shoot into the lake at the end of Chapter 1?

No I did not. Does something happen? I just got to Ashley in my 2nd playthrough. :(
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So_Hajile
07/07/20 12:09:10 AM
#379:


WaterLink posted...
No I did not. Does something happen? I just got to Ashley in my 2nd playthrough. :(
It does. It's a fun trap for first time players since they don't know what's in the lake. If Leon shoots the water, the fish pops up and eats him whole in a matter of seconds.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/07/20 12:20:20 AM
#380:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Hard to booze, keep a steady hand with a blacklight and take phone pics with the other. Moths were swarming the fuck outta me to




That one looks crazy.


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MabusIncarnate
07/07/20 12:22:03 AM
#381:


It's like the size of a billiard ball, it's pretty big.

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So_Hajile
07/07/20 12:26:34 AM
#382:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Hard to booze, keep a steady hand with a blacklight and take phone pics with the other. Moths were swarming the fuck outta me to


These need to be the front and back album covers for our band, Asteroid Witch.

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WaterLink
07/07/20 12:27:40 AM
#383:


So_Hajile posted...
WaterLink posted...
No I did not. Does something happen? I just got to Ashley in my 2nd playthrough. :(
It does. It's a fun trap for first time players since they don't know what's in the lake. If Leon shoots the water, the fish pops up and eats him whole in a matter of seconds.

Lol I just looked up a YouTube vid. Yeah that would have scared the crap out of me if I had done it. But I'm not gonna waste ammo in a RE game shooting at a big ass lake for no foreseeable reason. >_> Who the hell just shoots a lake a bunch of times?
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WaterLink
07/07/20 12:28:16 AM
#384:


So_Hajile posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Hard to booze, keep a steady hand with a blacklight and take phone pics with the other. Moths were swarming the fuck outta me to

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These need to be the front and back album covers for our band, Asteroid Witch.

And I concur. You'll be the next Dark Side of the Moon
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TreyFlowers
07/07/20 12:56:13 AM
#385:


Cool pics

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YugiNoob
07/07/20 12:57:21 AM
#386:


Did you wank on a caterpillar and take a picture with a black light D:

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MabusIncarnate
07/07/20 12:58:23 AM
#387:


YugiNoob posted...
Did you wank on a caterpillar and take a picture with a black light D:
I'm pretty sure it's a millipede, they have the same thing in their exoskeleton as a scorpion that glows under a blacklight

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MabusIncarnate
07/07/20 1:00:03 AM
#388:


@totalnerdken being Mezcla locked me out of his thread, if you ever wanna get into aquaponics, I can help out, just let me know. I don't know if my post made it through before he blocked me but i've been doing it for years and it's fun.

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WaterLink
07/07/20 1:01:48 AM
#389:


We don't get caterpillars here anymore like we used to. My paw paw's trees and the yard used to be covered in them around this time. And I got stung by a good few of that breed. Couldn't go anywhere around their property without seeing a bunch here or there.. But idk its like they've gone extinct or something, they're completely gone now.
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YugiNoob
07/07/20 1:02:21 AM
#390:


Only if you put your jizz on them first :<

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MabusIncarnate
07/07/20 1:03:16 AM
#391:


There's a few species that destroy some of my tomato plants so I gather them up and feed them to the chickens. I see a ton around here, but i'm pretty deep in the woods

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MabusIncarnate
07/07/20 1:03:47 AM
#392:


YugiNoob posted...
Only if you put your jizz on them first :<
There's literally semen all over nature and it's all my fault

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WaterLink
07/07/20 1:06:56 AM
#393:


MabusIncarnate posted...
There's a few species that destroy some of my tomato plants so I gather them up and feed them to the chickens. I see a ton around here, but i'm pretty deep in the woods

The area I grew up in was very rural but then got urbanized. It was wild to see the transformation. Especially when Katrina happened and all the NOLA people came to our school district. Sometimes I miss those days but at the same time idk if I can give up living in a city anymore
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YugiNoob
07/07/20 1:08:10 AM
#394:


MabusIncarnate posted...
There's literally semen all over nature and it's all my fault
You're just an extremely virile male

...with magical semen that spreads around the world

See all this good shit that could be used in CAH, just being wasted :<

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MabusIncarnate
07/07/20 1:09:05 AM
#395:


Neon cum caterpillar is a quality blank

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WaterLink
07/07/20 1:10:54 AM
#396:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Neon cum caterpillar is a quality blank

And a good name for a punk band
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AirFresh
07/07/20 1:13:42 AM
#397:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TgTXYFHlfk

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WaterLink
07/07/20 1:15:48 AM
#398:


One thing I will say @So_Hajile is it really pisses me off when I'm trying specifically to not hit people in the head so the parasites don't take over, but it happens anyway. I literally just shot someone in the knee and their head popped off.

I am interested to see how the RE4make comes out. I still need to play the OG 3 and not the remakes
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YugiNoob
07/07/20 1:24:36 AM
#399:


Best Shredder quote ever
https://youtu.be/JQNZcBTOgt8?t=270

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MabusIncarnate
07/07/20 1:29:00 AM
#400:


YugiNoob posted...
Best Shredder quote ever
https://youtu.be/JQNZcBTOgt8?t=270
Is that what Ninja Turtles looks like now? I was obsessed with the original cartoon as a kid, I had so many action figures.

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AirFresh
07/07/20 1:30:58 AM
#401:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6wl-EyhXl0

Russian music is so overlooked imo

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