Current Events > Taylor Swift offers to have unprotected secret sex with you.

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You're walking along one day when you realize the road is closed to the public and there are people everywhere.

You ask what's going on and a big black British man called Wesley tells you that Taylor Swift just had a concert and she's being escorted back to her hotel. Somehow people got wind that she was coming by and they gathered to see her.

"What losers!" you think to yourself. Then you hear a hundred fangirl screams as a car drives by and the crowd goes nuts for a glance of Taylor Swift. You look over and could swear that she was longingly staring directly at you as she drove past. Nah you must have imagined it.

But then when you come home hours later you're surprised to find her waiting for you, hiding out of sight. She quickly pulls you out of sight and earshot of everyone else.

https://i.imgur.com/OhkNPRp.jpg

"Here's the thing, I'll get straight to the point. I'm attracted to you. Like... Super attracted. My mind is racing like a teenager in puberty. You're best looking guy/gal I've ever seen and I really want to do it with you. But I cannot be seen with you and it can not come out that we ever did... anything... It would ruin my career and image forever to be seen with someone like you.

The rules are

1. Any time I'm in town we can hook up and I'm up for anything you are. I'll give you a cell phone and call you on that to let you know I'm nearby if you're interested. Do not even try to call me.

2. No one can ever know. We do it in private, no one sees me, no one hears me. If you tell anyone I'll deny it and my extremely vicious lawyers will be on you like confederates on Chancellorsville. They will destroy you and ruin your life.

3. No condoms. I hate those.

4. We're not a couple. I'm not interested in you at all. This is purely hormonal. Don't even talk to me about anything else. You're my toy and I'm yours. If you got a problem with that then it's off.

Do we have a deal?"

Would you do it?
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Sure. Id take her to pound town whenever.

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sure. works for me. especially if I don't have to pay for any babies she has. I assume she can handle that anyway with all the money she has

So Caleld Wesley is his full name, huh.

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Vicious_Dios posted...

So Caleld Wesley is his full name, huh.

This is now canon
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UnfairRepresent posted...

This is now canon

Not canon. Reese's Puffs cereal.

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Zikten posted...

sure. works for me. especially if I don't have to pay for any babies she has. I assume she can handle that anyway with all the money she has

Yeah if she gets pregnant she'll either abort it or raise it herself but either way never acknowledge you as the father.
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What's the downside?

garan posted...

What's the downside?

She likes to start off with pegging every time

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No deal. It would probably make me sad.
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PrideOfLion posted...

Can my wife join?

UnfairRepresent posted...

2. No one can ever know. We do it in private, no one sees me, no one hears me. If you tell anyone I'll deny it and my extremely vicious lawyers will be on you like confederates on Chancellorsville. They will destroy you and ruin your life.

"Durrrrrr can mah waif know!?"

"Why are the sexy ones always so stupid!"
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apocalyptic_4 posted...

She likes to start off with pegging every time

Gives new meaning to "Shake It Off"
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PrideOfLion posted...

Can my wife join?

No , she said no one can ever know
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