Poll of the Day > there's a possum in my vackyard

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DirtBasedSoap
07/26/20 4:39:54 PM
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it just climbed down from my roof by my window with a little baby on its back.

ive never seen something so ugly and cute at the same time

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captpackrat
07/26/20 7:51:03 PM
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Revelation34
07/26/20 8:58:57 PM
#3:


Can I have some wine?
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Sarcasthma
07/26/20 8:59:53 PM
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Can I have some brine?

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SpeeDLeemon
07/26/20 9:02:40 PM
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My friend once killed a giant opossum with a bow and arrow

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ReggieTheReckless
07/26/20 9:04:12 PM
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i went to take out the garbage a few weeks back and came back to a big possum staring at me on my front step. He quietly walked away as we both looked awkwardly at one another
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SunWuKung420
07/26/20 9:12:17 PM
#7:


They say possum stew is amazing!

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Revelation34
07/26/20 11:20:02 PM
#8:


ReggieTheReckless posted...
i went to take out the garbage a few weeks back and came back to a big possum staring at me on my front step. He quietly walked away as we both looked awkwardly at one another


He'll be back.
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JOExHIGASHI
07/26/20 11:27:30 PM
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spray it with your hose

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DirtBasedSoap
07/26/20 11:38:01 PM
#10:


I destroyed two wasps nests back there too... I looked online and found out they were solitary wasps that very rarely sting people and now I feel bad :(

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SpeeDLeemon
07/26/20 11:40:56 PM
#11:


what is wrong with you how could you

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zebatov
07/27/20 12:38:40 AM
#12:


They stink.

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captpackrat
07/27/20 10:52:09 AM
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One opossum can eat 5,000 ticks per year. You should say thank you.

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aHappySacka
07/27/20 10:58:09 AM
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Did it yell at its ass?

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Revelation34
07/27/20 3:09:29 PM
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https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2004107583042279
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Sonicplys
07/27/20 3:30:37 PM
#16:


VAC ban

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Revelation34
07/27/20 3:43:35 PM
#17:


Sonicplys posted...
VAC ban


What's does that have to do with possums?
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myghostisdead
07/27/20 4:56:33 PM
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Just leave it alone and let it go about its possum life. I agree they are ugly cute.

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wolfy42
07/27/20 4:59:53 PM
#19:


Sweet, confirmation DBS is a vampire.

Finally!!!

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blu
07/27/20 5:04:26 PM
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Back in grad school this opossum lived at my apartments. At one point I bought 4 dozen crappy donuts at Walmart for like $5 or something. I put a donut in my back porch for cats to eat each night (I gave them a variety of things), and the possum started living in the tree outside my bedroom window, waiting for me to put a donut down for it and then getting it. I switched to doing it in the morning, and the opossum started coming out in the daytime and getting it, so I could watch it closely through the glass back door. Eventually apartment people took it away.
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captpackrat
07/27/20 5:26:31 PM
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My grandfather discovered a possum and her babies in the wooden box that housed the sprinkler valves, so he waited until the babies grew up and moved out, then he blocked up the hole and built a second box just for the possums.

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