Poll of the Day > You are in charge of a zoo

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TheWorstPoster 07/30/20 5:59:23 PM #1:	However, at the tortoise enclosure, every single day, a fat plumber of Italian descent tries to break into it, set the tortoises on fire, and jump on them. What happens now? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:942791539] in You are in... [t:78882039]...</cite> <quote>However, at the tortoise enclosure, every single day, a fat plumber of Italian descent tries to break into it, set the tortoises on fire, and jump on them. What happens now? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 07/30/20 6:00:09 PM #2:	I'd get one the apes to throw barrels at the Italian man to keep him away. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:942791569] in You are in... [t:78882039]...</cite> <quote>I'd get one the apes to throw barrels at the Italian man to keep him away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 07/30/20 7:37:03 PM #3:	I set all the animals free, and go bankrupt in the process of shipping back to natural habitats, and then get hate mail because most of them die in the wild since they are not used to it, then I hate myself and eventually die of sadness. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:942795424] in You are in... [t:78882039]...</cite> <quote>I set all the animals free, and go bankrupt in the process of shipping back to natural habitats, and then get hate mail because most of them die in the wild since they are not used to it, then I hate myself and eventually die of sadness. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WastelandCowboy 07/30/20 8:12:28 PM #4:	I use the daily 4K resolution security footage to get the man arrested and imprisoned/sent to a mental asylum for his actions. Shortly-afterward, I hire a better zookeeper to manage the zoo because I know fuck-all about running a zoo. <cite>WastelandCowboy posted [p:942796881] in You are in... [t:78882039]...</cite> <quote>I use the daily 4K resolution security footage to get the man arrested and imprisoned/sent to a mental asylum for his actions. Shortly-afterward, I hire a better zookeeper to manage the zoo because I know fuck-all about running a zoo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zedonra 07/30/20 8:17:09 PM #5:	bruh I glanced by this topic at high speed and thought it said 'You are now in charge of 2020' ROFL JigsawTDC posted... I'd get one the apes to throw barrels at the Italian man to keep him away. This. --- Playing: XB1 Definitive, AC:NH, Yakuza 0, MHW Iceborne MR329+/HR 561+ - LS/CB/GS/BOW "The imagination is a weapon, those who don't use it, die first" <cite>Zedonra posted [p:942797074] in You are in... [t:78882039]...</cite> <quote>bruh I glanced by this topic at high speed and thought it said 'You are now in charge of 2020' ROFL JigsawTDC posted... </cite> <quote>I'd get one the apes to throw barrels at the Italian man to keep him away.</quote>This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kukukupo 07/31/20 7:51:58 PM #6:	Hire Donkey Kong Jr. <cite>kukukupo posted [p:942837537] in You are in... [t:78882039]...</cite> <quote>Hire Donkey Kong Jr. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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