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Corrupt_Power 08/13/20 3:33:00 AM #1: |
If Keanu Reeves was a hemophiliac, he'd be Keanu Bleeds
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cjsdowg 08/13/20 3:34:03 AM #2: |
If he played the Bassoon he would be Keanu double reeds .
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MabusIncarnate 08/13/20 3:35:40 AM #3: |
If Keanu Reeves was a butler, he's be Keanu Jeeves
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DrizztLink 08/13/20 3:35:47 AM #4: |
When Keanu Reeves donates to charity he's aiding with your Keanu Needs
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Corrupt_Power 08/13/20 3:45:40 AM #5: |
If Keanu Reeves was a drug dealer, he'd be Keanu Trees
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Wii_Shaker 08/13/20 3:47:18 AM #6: |
If Keanu Reeves was a dirty hobo, he'd be Keanu Fleas.
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UnholyMudcrab 08/13/20 3:48:28 AM #7: |
If Keanu hung out in trees, he'd be Gary Busey.
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MabusIncarnate 08/13/20 3:53:21 AM #8: |
If Keanu suffered from bulimia, he'd be Keanu Heaves
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Corrupt_Power 08/13/20 4:03:54 AM #9: |
If Keanu Reeves had bladder control problems, he'd be Keanu Pees
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Wii_Shaker 08/13/20 4:04:05 AM #10: |
If Keanu Reeves had seasonal allergies, he'd be Keanu Sneeze.
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cjsdowg 08/13/20 4:06:03 AM #11: |
If he played the piano using just the sharps he would be Keanu Black keys .
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Fenrimis 08/13/20 4:13:11 AM #12: |
If he could shoot ice blasts out of his hands he would be Keanu Freeze
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Eliza3 08/13/20 4:16:03 AM #13: |
If Keanu Reeves were hired for sex by Trump, he'd be Keanu Pees
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Ilishe 08/13/20 4:22:17 AM #14: |
If Hugh Jackman was a big dude he'd be Huge Ackman.
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Killmonger 08/13/20 4:22:27 AM #15: |
If Keanu Reeves was a scumbag, he'd be Keanu Sleaze.
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KobeSystem 08/13/20 4:30:55 AM #16: |
If Keanu Reeves had asmtha he would be Keanu Breathes
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Corrupt_Power 08/13/20 4:32:54 AM #17: |
If Keanu Reeves heard some terrible news, he'd be Keanu Grieves
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Thompson 08/13/20 4:43:09 AM #18: |
If Keanu Reeves was a kleptomaniac, he'd be Keanu Thieves.
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Corrupt_Power 08/13/20 5:52:30 PM #19: |
If Keanu Reeves was a collection of mulled wines, he'd be Keanu Meads
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/13/20 5:53:26 PM #20: |
if keanu was annoyed easily , hed be keanu peeves
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Corrupt_Power 08/14/20 3:22:05 AM #21: |
If Keanu Reeves hated normies, he'd be Keanu REEEEEEE
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Ryven 08/14/20 3:25:09 AM #22: |
If Keanu Reeves played hockey for the Ducks hed be Keanu Eaves.
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trappedunderice 08/14/20 3:29:39 AM #23: |
If Keanu Reeves was a crack addict he would be Keanu Fiends.
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008Zulu 08/14/20 4:34:14 AM #24: |
When he sleeps, he is Keanu Dreams.
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Aressar 08/14/20 4:58:20 AM #26: |
If Keanu Reeves were to be possessed by Palpatine and secretly plot to take over the world, he'd be Keanu Sheeves.
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