Poll of the Day > Why the fuck do women be so jelly!?

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HornedLion
08/14/20 10:40:36 AM
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The moment they see that another woman gets along with you... thats the moment the passive aggressive comments begin.

And sometimes those comments dont even make sense.

Me: Honey, have you seen my lucky shirt?

Girl: I put in the wash.

Me: You knew I had an interview this morning, and it wasnt even dirty.

Girl: Well maybe you should have Tiffanys breast do the laundry!

Me:

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RCtheWSBC
08/14/20 10:41:03 AM
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oh

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Sarcasthma
08/14/20 10:43:10 AM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
oh
Being a woman yourself, you should realize that all women are like this, RC. No exceptions.

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HornedLion
08/14/20 10:45:07 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Being a woman yourself, you should realize that all women are like this, RC. No exceptions.

I lold.

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OhhhJa
08/14/20 10:55:29 AM
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This happened
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Kyuubi4269
08/14/20 11:02:42 AM
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That's not jealousy, it's posessiveness.
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HornedLion
08/14/20 11:25:05 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
That's not jealousy, it's posessiveness.

Its seems like a lot of people have a degree of it then. Both sexes.

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Mead
08/14/20 11:32:31 AM
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Classic Tiffany breast

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wwinterj25
08/14/20 11:35:07 AM
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So did you get "Tiffanys breast" to do the laundry?

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Jen0125
08/14/20 11:36:05 AM
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What??

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HornedLion
08/14/20 11:40:54 AM
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When I was like 19 I dated a girl that would get really upset while we walked down the street. Shed get this huge scowl and say, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER?! And I swear to you guys I didnt know what the fuck she was talking about. And I asked her, too, Who!? And shed be like, HER! Back there! On the 3rd floor, second window from the right! And yes Im exaggerating a little here... but not by much.

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GanonsSpirit
08/14/20 12:01:27 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
What??

Tiffany's breast, Jen.
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dedbus
08/14/20 12:25:25 PM
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It be like that bro. I'd say remove yourself from that toxic environment but it's from the kettle to the burner out there.
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ArvTheGreat
08/14/20 12:38:07 PM
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HornedLion posted...
When I was like 19 I dated a girl that would get really upset while we walked down the street. Shed get this huge scowl and say, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER?! And I swear to you guys I didnt know what the fuck she was talking about. And I asked her, too, Who!? And shed be like, HER! Back there! On the 3rd floor, second window from the right! And yes Im exaggerating a little here... but not by much.
Thats why Arv always looks if Arvs gonna be accused he might as well enjoy it and if she asks why it because you dont want her to be a liar when she accuses you of it


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HornedLion
08/14/20 1:33:34 PM
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ArvTheGreat posted...
Thats why Arv always looks if Arvs gonna be accused he might as well enjoy it and if she asks why it because you dont want her to be a liar when she accuses you of it

I think a lot of us have made this statement before: If Im going to be accused of cheating I might as well cheat!

Why do the time if you dont get to do the crime?

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ArvTheGreat
08/14/20 1:42:33 PM
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HornedLion posted...
I think a lot of us have made this statement before: If Im going to be accused of cheating I might as well cheat!

Why do the time if you dont get to do the crime?
Oh not cheating Arv wouldnt cheat even if he was accused at it but if people are walking outside Arvs probably going to get a glance at them regardless if they are hot or not

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ArvTheGreat
08/14/20 1:43:52 PM
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You have to ask her why is she looking. And be concerned shes looking at other women and if shes looking at other women is she looking at other men too

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Mead
08/14/20 1:47:55 PM
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ArvTheGreat posted...
You have to ask her why is she looking. And be concerned shes looking at other women and if shes looking at other women is she looking at other men too

probably at their dong area

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ArvTheGreat
08/14/20 1:48:38 PM
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Play the game 10 times better than her. Arv would even threaten a break up. If it got worse then Arv would and Arv isnt talking about starring into the sun either women need to know everyone other than them have eyes too

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Metalsonic66
08/22/20 12:57:12 AM
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You nudge her in the arm and say "hey, she's kinda cute, eh?" And she goes "eh, not bad" and then you go about your day

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wwinterj25
08/22/20 1:14:59 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
So did you get "Tiffanys breast" to do the laundry?
Still waiting for a answer.

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Smarkil
08/22/20 2:11:18 AM
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are we still doing 'cool story bro'?

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