Board 8 > anyone else sick of this dr. squatch motherfucker in all the ads

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Seginustemple 08/14/20 4:48:00 PM #1:	I'm bout ready to beat the shit out of this scraggly goon trying to sell me his bitchass pine tar fairy lotion --- You bow to no one, azuarc <cite>Seginustemple posted [p:943385542] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I'm bout ready to beat the shit out of this scraggly goon trying to sell me his bitchass pine tar fairy lotion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Bombadil 08/14/20 4:55:33 PM #2:	I'm not the target demo but I still fail to see how berating your potential customers is supposed to help --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Radiant wings as the skies rejoice, arise, and illuminate the morn. <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:943385771] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I'm not the target demo but I still fail to see how berating your potential customers is supposed to help </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emeraldegg 08/14/20 5:04:39 PM #3:	That topic you just made? It's **. You probably don't even know what font you're using. --- I'm a greener egg than the eggs from dr. seuss <cite>Emeraldegg posted [p:943386091] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>That topic you just made? It's **. You probably don't even know what font you're using.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingButz 08/14/20 5:08:29 PM #4:	You're not a dish man --- rip imgcake <cite>KingButz posted [p:943386239] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>You're not a dish man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paratroopa1 08/14/20 5:13:38 PM #5:	I literally set my gender to female in the ad settings and it's still giving me these <cite>Paratroopa1 posted [p:943386432] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I literally set my gender to female in the ad settings and it's still giving me these </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChichiriMuyo 08/14/20 5:15:24 PM #6:	What ads? --- Congrats Azuarc <cite>ChichiriMuyo posted [p:943386514] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>What ads? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Peace___Frog 08/14/20 5:17:10 PM #7:	Emeraldegg posted... That topic you just made? It's **. You probably don't even know what font you're using. I haven't seen the ads in month but I remember this and am now sympathizing with TC --- ~Peaf~ <cite>Peace___Frog posted [p:943386586] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Emeraldegg posted... </cite> <quote>That topic you just made? It's **. You probably don't even know what font you're using.</quote>I haven't seen the ads in month but I remember this and am now sympathizing with TC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Bombadil 08/14/20 5:42:49 PM #8:	I stopped seeing them for a while but now they're back in the rotation --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Radiant wings as the skies rejoice, arise, and illuminate the morn. <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:943387527] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I stopped seeing them for a while but now they're back in the rotation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mcflubbin 08/14/20 5:43:45 PM #9:	Holy shit, YES. He's so obnoxiously smug, like fuck off dude you're selling soap. --- It's not so impossible! <cite>mcflubbin posted [p:943387558] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit, YES. He's so obnoxiously smug, like fuck off dude you're selling soap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mega Mana 08/14/20 5:45:31 PM #10:	I rather enjoy them. He's obviously no Billy Mays, but the ads feel like late night informercial nostalgia. The good ones, not the terrible pill pushers or religion donations or "Oooh, coins!" And I like them better than a lot of the other Youtube ads. --- "In my headcanon, some staffer saw Trump pull out his phone and start typing so they just Terry Tate Office Linebacker'd him out of his shoes." - FFD <cite>Mega Mana posted [p:943387621] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I rather enjoy them. He's obviously no Billy Mays, but the ads feel like late night informercial nostalgia. The good ones, not the terrible pill pushers or religion donations or "Oooh, coins!" And I like them better than a lot of the other Youtube ads. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude 08/14/20 6:10:46 PM #11:	Facebook gave me an ad for it the other day. I didn't click on it because I don't want more ads. --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. <cite>swirIdude posted [p:943388493] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Facebook gave me an ad for it the other day. I didn't click on it because I don't want more ads. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 08/14/20 6:10:51 PM #12:	ChichiriMuyo posted... What ads? --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:943388496] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>ChichiriMuyo posted...</cite> <quote>What ads?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 08/14/20 6:13:50 PM #13:	where do these ads come up? I have no idea what this is. --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:943388642] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>where do these ads come up? I have no idea what this is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X_Dante_X 08/14/20 6:16:42 PM #14:	i've never heard of this in my life --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold <cite>X_Dante_X posted [p:943388748] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>i've never heard of this in my life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 08/14/20 6:18:09 PM #15:	Emeraldegg posted... That topic you just made? It's **. You probably don't even know what font you're using. They turned Preston posts into advertisements? --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:943388802] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Emeraldegg posted... </cite> <quote>That topic you just made? It's **. You probably don't even know what font you're using.</quote> They turned Preston posts into advertisements? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 08/14/20 6:21:25 PM #16:	ok I just looked this up and within five seconds I hate this guy --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:943388919] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>ok I just looked this up and within five seconds I hate this guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 08/14/20 6:22:32 PM #17:	he didnt even visibly open the pickle jar --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:943388962] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>he didnt even visibly open the pickle jar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrinceOfKoopas 08/14/20 8:49:38 PM #18:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEK7qQKRDY Almost 114 million views...! --- For the best videogame commentary story on the Internet (sometimes featuring GameFAQs poll of the days and contest discussion) visit https://www.koopatv.org <cite>PrinceOfKoopas posted [p:943394025] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEK7qQKRDY Almost 114 million views...! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 08/14/20 8:54:48 PM #19:	PrinceOfKoopas posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEK7qQKRDY Almost 114 million views...! Well it does have a hot guy in a speedo. --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:943394198] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>PrinceOfKoopas posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEK7qQKRDY Almost 114 million views...!</quote> Well it does have a hot guy in a speedo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainOfCrush 08/14/20 10:06:10 PM #20:	Also haven't seen them in months. While they're certainly smug, I didn't find them that offensive HOWEVER no fucking ad campaign will get me to pony up $10 for ONE bar of soap. I have used fancy-pants all natural body soaps before, and they are nicer, but imo are rarely worth the markup even at $4-5 a bar, let alone $10. --- Yoblazer https://imgur.com/gByqgPg <cite>CaptainOfCrush posted [p:943396781] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Also haven't seen them in months. While they're certainly smug, I didn't find them that offensive HOWEVER no fucking ad campaign will get me to pony up $10 for ONE bar of soap. I have used fancy-pants all natural body soaps before, and they are nicer, but imo are rarely worth the markup even at $4-5 a bar, let alone $10. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninkendo 08/14/20 10:36:02 PM #21:	saw them a lot months ago not so much anymore --- https://imgtc.com/i/iJnhdkc.gif https://imgtc.com/i/j45EVGx.png <cite>ninkendo posted [p:943397693] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>saw them a lot months ago not so much anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 08/14/20 11:16:12 PM #22:	This a tv ad, youtube ad, gamefaws ad? --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:943398819] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>This a tv ad, youtube ad, gamefaws ad? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strife2 08/14/20 11:30:47 PM #23:	To be fair, the soap is actually pretty good...if you get the wooden block thing. Keeps for about a month. Still, no amount of goodwill from the fucking soap will change how annoying that guy is, because I know the fucking ad will be 5 minutes long. I'm trying to fucking nap listening to podcasts, not listen to the same fucking ad about the same fucking soap I already fucking bought. The Liquid Death ad is so much better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeRADNpdKD4 At least this one only lasts a fucking minute... --- "Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning" Copernicus - Candlemass <cite>Strife2 posted [p:943399253] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>To be fair, the soap is actually pretty good...if you get the wooden block thing. Keeps for about a month. Still, no amount of goodwill from the fucking soap will change how annoying that guy is, because I know the fucking ad will be 5 minutes long. I'm trying to fucking nap listening to podcasts, not listen to the same fucking ad about the same fucking soap I already fucking bought. The Liquid Death ad is so much better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeRADNpdKD4 At least this one only lasts a fucking minute... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 08/14/20 11:31:28 PM #24:	ChichiriMuyo posted... What ads? --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:943399275] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>ChichiriMuyo posted... </cite> <quote>What ads?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strife2 08/14/20 11:33:14 PM #25:	Youtube ads that show up in a rotation while watching videos. If you have adblock, consider yourselves lucky. Dr. Squatch ads happen at least once every 5-10 spots... --- "Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning" Copernicus - Candlemass <cite>Strife2 posted [p:943399326] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Youtube ads that show up in a rotation while watching videos. If you have adblock, consider yourselves lucky. Dr. Squatch ads happen at least once every 5-10 spots... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 08/14/20 11:36:38 PM #26:	The first time I saw these ads, I thought they were funny. I am fucking sick of them by now. I get them even more than the ones for manscaped. --- Video Game Music Contest 14 champion: Idola Phantasy Star Saga - Endeavour <cite>azuarc posted [p:943399427] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>The first time I saw these ads, I thought they were funny. I am fucking sick of them by now. I get them even more than the ones for manscaped. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strife2 08/14/20 11:37:40 PM #27:	At least with Dr. Squatch, they talk about genitals in passing, rather than showing people putting talcum powder on their balls. I DON"T WANNA FUCKING SEE THAT SHIT! --- "Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning" Copernicus - Candlemass <cite>Strife2 posted [p:943399446] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>At least with Dr. Squatch, they talk about genitals in passing, rather than showing people putting talcum powder on their balls. I DON"T WANNA FUCKING SEE THAT SHIT! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 08/15/20 12:08:15 AM #28:	Having only seen this once I enjoyed it I'm sure it would get annoying after a dozen or so times So I'll just never watch it again and keep this sweet memory --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:943400254] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Having only seen this once I enjoyed it I'm sure it would get annoying after a dozen or so times So I'll just never watch it again and keep this sweet memory </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 08/15/20 12:28:29 AM #29:	Strife2 posted... The Liquid Death ad is so much better. I think I hated everything about that commercial tbh Still dont know what the Op is talkong about --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:943400800] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Strife2 posted... </cite> <quote>The Liquid Death ad is so much better.</quote>I think I hated everything about that commercial tbh Still dont know what the Op is talkong about </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strife2 08/15/20 1:16:33 AM #30:	It's a 5 minute ad about a company who sells soap, shampoo, and other stuff. The guy in those also shows up in those fucking William Painter sunglasses ads, so she shows up way too often to not be annoying. --- "Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning" Copernicus - Candlemass <cite>Strife2 posted [p:943401961] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>It's a 5 minute ad about a company who sells soap, shampoo, and other stuff. The guy in those also shows up in those fucking William Painter sunglasses ads, so she shows up way too often to not be annoying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 08/15/20 2:45:24 AM #31:	I mean, the guy is charming in an arrogant ass sort of way. He's effective as a pitchman. I've just seen those ads way too much now. The liquid death ad is pretty great, but now that I've seen it, I have no need to watch it again. On the bright side, at least it isn't 4 minutes long. Nothing annoys me more than being in the middle of a playlist and hearing "The soap you shower with? It's BEEP!" Particularly if I'm driving, because that means I absolutely need to skip this ad if I ever want to hear another song during the trip. --- Video Game Music Contest 14 champion: Idola Phantasy Star Saga - Endeavour <cite>azuarc posted [p:943403695] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I mean, the guy is charming in an arrogant ass sort of way. He's effective as a pitchman. I've just seen those ads way too much now. The liquid death ad is pretty great, but now that I've seen it, I have no need to watch it again. On the bright side, at least it isn't 4 minutes long. Nothing annoys me more than being in the middle of a playlist and hearing "The soap you shower with? It's BEEP!" Particularly if I'm driving, because that means I absolutely need to skip this ad if I ever want to hear another song during the trip. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainOfCrush 08/15/20 11:53:10 AM #32:	Dammit all, this topic got me to splurge on fancy soaps this morning. B8 with its reverse psychology marketing. --- Yoblazer https://imgur.com/gByqgPg <cite>CaptainOfCrush posted [p:943412826] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Dammit all, this topic got me to splurge on fancy soaps this morning. B8 with its reverse psychology marketing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strife2 08/15/20 12:23:27 PM #33:	That's the thing though. It's nice soap. That Dr. Bronner Liquid soap is like $10, so $7 for Dr. Squatch isn't terrible. buys both, and wonders why --- "Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning" Copernicus - Candlemass <cite>Strife2 posted [p:943413709] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>That's the thing though. It's nice soap. That Dr. Bronner Liquid soap is like $10, so $7 for Dr. Squatch isn't terrible. buys both, and wonders why </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainOfCrush 08/15/20 12:38:09 PM #34:	I thought Squatch was about $10 for an individual soap, which is absurd for a 5 oz bar. Seven is definitely more reasonable, but a lot of that is still marketing mark-up. These were the two I picked up today, and they cost $3.75 and $4.50, and are probably just as good (the Cremo is also a bit larger). --- Yoblazer https://imgur.com/gByqgPg <cite>CaptainOfCrush posted [p:943414206] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I thought Squatch was about $10 for an individual soap, which is absurd for a 5 oz bar. Seven is definitely more reasonable, but a lot of that is still marketing mark-up. These were the two I picked up today, and they cost $3.75 and $4.50, and are probably just as good (the Cremo is also a bit larger). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 08/15/20 1:14:27 PM #35:	ITT: People discuss the merits of fancy artisan soap. --- Video Game Music Contest 14 champion: Idola Phantasy Star Saga - Endeavour <cite>azuarc posted [p:943415271] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>ITT: People discuss the merits of fancy artisan soap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pjbasis 08/15/20 1:15:01 PM #36:	He's got such a non-threatening voice I can't imagine being annoyed at this. --- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/B8%20Girls%202012/pjbas.png <cite>pjbasis posted [p:943415291] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>He's got such a non-threatening voice I can't imagine being annoyed at this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StifledSilence 08/15/20 3:44:24 PM #37:	The funniest part was the thumbnail for those ads on my page is usually this hot chick in a bikini. I clicked on one to see what it was and the girl was in the commercial long enough just to get a thumbnail shot. --- Bear Bro The Empire of Silence <cite>StifledSilence posted [p:943420282] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>The funniest part was the thumbnail for those ads on my page is usually this hot chick in a bikini. I clicked on one to see what it was and the girl was in the commercial long enough just to get a thumbnail shot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seginustemple 08/15/20 4:15:56 PM #38:	I know I shouldn't get so angry but the dude plays toxic masculinity as his brand and floods every channel like he wants to get bitchslapped in public or something --- You bow to no one, azuarc <cite>Seginustemple posted [p:943421484] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I know I shouldn't get so angry but the dude plays toxic masculinity as his brand and floods every channel like he wants to get bitchslapped in public or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 08/15/20 5:47:56 PM #39:	Theres something about the way he acts like he has this revolutionary new soap and also criticizes you for using whatever regular old soap that really annoys me. its like hey man, I presumably didnt even know your new natural man soap existed until right now, so maybe get off my back about the soap im already using but I was never going to buy some kind of subscription soap anyway so whatever. Maybe the people who would find the concept appealing also like being belittled by some rando in a forest. --- For your Azuarc* .* At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:943424663] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Theres something about the way he acts like he has this revolutionary new soap and also criticizes you for using whatever regular old soap that really annoys me. its like hey man, I presumably didnt even know your new natural man soap existed until right now, so maybe get off my back about the soap im already using but I was never going to buy some kind of subscription soap anyway so whatever. Maybe the people who would find the concept appealing also like being belittled by some rando in a forest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude 08/15/20 6:04:56 PM #40:	StifledSilence posted... The funniest part was the thumbnail for those ads on my page is usually this hot chick in a bikini. I clicked on one to see what it was and the girl was in the commercial long enough just to get a thumbnail shot. That lures in the "click with your dick" crowd, which is a lot of people. --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. <cite>swirIdude posted [p:943425249] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>StifledSilence posted... </cite> <quote>The funniest part was the thumbnail for those ads on my page is usually this hot chick in a bikini. I clicked on one to see what it was and the girl was in the commercial long enough just to get a thumbnail shot.</quote> That lures in the "click with your dick" crowd, which is a lot of people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrestonStarry4 08/16/20 11:13:48 AM #41:	Who cares...? @Seginustemple <cite>PrestonStarry4 posted [p:943448285] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>Who cares...? @Seginustemple </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seginustemple 08/16/20 4:52:00 PM #42:	PrestonStarry4 posted... Who cares...? @Seginustemple I'll bop your fucking brain stem into your spinal column like whack-a-mole you little bitch you ever heard of whack-a-mole --- You bow to no one, azuarc <cite>Seginustemple posted [p:943459196] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>PrestonStarry4 posted...</cite> <quote>Who cares...? @Seginustemple </quote> I'll bop your fucking brain stem into your spinal column like whack-a-mole you little bitch you ever heard of whack-a-mole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SantaRPidgey 08/16/20 5:52:07 PM #43:	I've used almost every artisan soap on the market, lots of things were industrialized in the early 20th century and it's bonkers people still use the harsh chemical versions. nothing gets me quite as clean feeling as irish springs though. Most natural soaps don't really do the job as well. --- wird <cite>SantaRPidgey posted [p:943461536] in anyone els... [t:78912245]...</cite> <quote>I've used almost every artisan soap on the market, lots of things were industrialized in the early 20th century and it's bonkers people still use the harsh chemical versions. nothing gets me quite as clean feeling as irish springs though. Most natural soaps don't really do the job as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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