Poll of the Day > just asked a girl out

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Greenfox111
08/20/20 3:42:13 PM
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i left a voice mail

fuck that was awkward ok boys ill keep you updated

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Ogurisama
08/20/20 3:43:46 PM
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MrMelodramatic
08/20/20 3:46:29 PM
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Is she cute

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Greenfox111
08/20/20 3:47:46 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
I will Fox, I will go out with you!
YES ok there's your update everyone, can't wait to dress up like simpsons characters with you babe

MrMelodramatic posted...
Is she cute
super cute bro

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DirtBasedSoap
08/20/20 3:47:57 PM
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good luck, buddy. what did you say in the message?

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SunWuKung420
08/20/20 3:53:11 PM
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Wait, you asked her out in a voice mail?

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wolfy42
08/20/20 3:54:39 PM
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Voice mail asking someone out is seriously ballsy, you deserve a yes for that.

Also I want in on the simpsons cosplay, but only if I can be Lisa.

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Lokarin
08/20/20 3:57:18 PM
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If I was a girl and someone asked me out on voicemail I'd probably reply with something like that the voicemail is currently in deep divorce proceedings with the coffee machine

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wolfy42
08/20/20 3:58:36 PM
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Lokarin posted...
If I was a girl and someone asked me out on voicemail I'd probably reply with something like that the voicemail is currently in deep divorce proceedings with the coffee machine


So....the voicemail is female cause you leave things in it, and the coffee machine is male because it output delicious coffee that everyone wants to put in their mouth?

Nice symbology.

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Revelation34
08/20/20 3:59:43 PM
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wolfy42 posted...


So....the voicemail is female cause you leave things in it, and the coffee machine is male because it output delicious coffee that everyone wants to put in their mouth?

Nice symbology.

What if it's bad coffee like Folgers?
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Lokarin
08/20/20 4:00:36 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
So....the voicemail is female cause you leave things in it, and the coffee machine is male because it output delicious coffee that everyone wants to put in their mouth?

Nice symbology.


well, it's more like I mean I'm making a joke that he's asking the machine out, rather than me

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wolfy42
08/20/20 4:00:47 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
What if it's bad coffee like Folgers?


Some people like bad coffee, just like some chicks (and I guess men) like bad boys as well.

Just means more good coffee for us.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/20/20 4:01:18 PM
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the best part of waking up is folgers in your butt

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Greenfox111
08/20/20 4:12:52 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
good luck, buddy. what did you say in the message?
something like
hey howve you been, i was wondering if you wanted to get dinner or something with me sometime, i know we're in a pandemic so if you don't want to because of that then that's fine, or if you don't want to for other reasons (awkward laugh) then that's fine too

except it probably sounded even more awkward than that

SunWuKung420 posted...
Wait, you asked her out in a voice mail?
is that bad?

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Mead
08/20/20 4:13:52 PM
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You gonna make her pregnant?

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SunWuKung420
08/20/20 4:14:16 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
is that bad?

It's not the best move.

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wwinterj25
08/20/20 4:17:49 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
It's not the best move.
Agreed. Actually talking to her in real time would be best. Now I feel dirty.

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Ogurisama
08/20/20 4:31:42 PM
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YoukaiSlayer
08/20/20 5:12:41 PM
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I think it kinda depends. I'd imagine there are some girls that'd prefer to not be put on the spot when asked out so getting a voicemail would be ideal for them.

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Aculo
08/20/20 5:19:01 PM
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don't let sunny or any other of these negative assholes make you feel bad. you actually went through with it in your own way, instead of dwelling on it, getting anxious for days, and then inevitably not doing anything (which is how the majority of posters here would end up). the bad move would have been to do nothing, ok?

good luck, ok?

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wolfy42
08/20/20 5:22:41 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Sorry, you have to be Eliza
https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Eliza


Fine, but only if I get to do a lesbian scene with whoever plays Lisa.

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Greenfox111
08/20/20 7:35:29 PM
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What the FUCK you guys she actually said yes
Thanks for all your well wishes
Now I just have to figure out how to behave on a date

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SunWuKung420
08/20/20 7:41:07 PM
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Good luck

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TheSlinja
08/20/20 8:16:03 PM
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I cant believe you are cheating on me


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SilentSeph
08/20/20 8:19:48 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Now I just have to figure out how to behave on a date
I think that's when you start talking about marriage and children

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OhhhJa
08/20/20 8:23:35 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Now I just have to figure out how to behave on a date
I know it's cliche but just relax and talk like a normal person. Don't try to hard to impress and just ask them about themselves and go from there
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Revelation34
08/20/20 8:26:02 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
What the FUCK you guys she actually said yes
Thanks for all your well wishes
Now I just have to figure out how to behave on a date


Talk about video games and how many cats you have.
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wwinterj25
08/20/20 9:21:13 PM
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Show her your Lego sets. I hear those are sexy.


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Krazy_Kirby
08/20/20 9:52:45 PM
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wolfy42 posted...

Also I want in on the simpsons cosplay, but only if I can be Lisa.


disturbing
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TheWorstPoster
08/20/20 10:52:41 PM
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Think about what I would do on a date.

Do the exact opposite.
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wolfy42
08/20/20 10:54:39 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Talk about video games and how many cats you have.


Actually, that could work in this age lol. There be tons of girls who are home all the time playing video games with a buncha cats, they would totally dig that.

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BlackScythe0
08/20/20 11:06:49 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
What the FUCK you guys she actually said yes
Thanks for all your well wishes
Now I just have to figure out how to behave on a date
Good luck it's been... 11 years since I've been on a date. I have no clue what to do.
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DirtBasedSoap
08/20/20 11:08:18 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
What the FUCK you guys she actually said yes
Thanks for all your well wishes
Now I just have to figure out how to behave on a date
congrats! when in doubt, whip it out.

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Zareth
08/20/20 11:08:58 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
Think about what I would do on a date.

Do the exact opposite.


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Aculo
08/20/20 11:13:43 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
What the FUCK you guys she actually said yes
Thanks for all your well wishes
Now I just have to figure out how to behave on a date
Dude awesome, good job, ok?

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Smiffwilm
08/21/20 1:07:05 AM
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Did she leave like you asked?

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Greenfox111
08/28/20 9:36:04 PM
#37:


Well, date over. I think it went well. I wouldn't say it was particularly 'romantic' or anything. I embarrassed myself a few times. Felt more like dinner between friends more than anything, which it kind of was, but i'm not sure how to uh, escalate the situation so to speak. She wants to hang out more though so that's cool.

I feel good about the whole thing


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Soup_or_Science
08/29/20 5:00:49 AM
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Hearing of your success gave me one of those uplifting tingly feelings. Good job man.

I'm happy for and proud of you.
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Sarcasthma
08/29/20 5:51:50 AM
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Soup_or_Science posted...
Hearing of your success gave me one of those uplifting tingly feelings
I believe the medical term for that is a boner.

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Soup_or_Science
08/29/20 6:05:52 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I believe the medical term for that is a boner.
I knew it

I just knew I wasn't going to be able to avoid the connotations of my words
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