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lincoln002
08/20/20 4:26:29 PM
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https://youtu.be/U9FM49Tzhn4

Bro... This dude legit consulted with a doctor and was genuinely concerned about cardi and Megan's genitals.

I laughed way too hard at this.

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Bluebomber182
08/20/20 4:27:38 PM
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my hot asian doctor wife
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eston
08/20/20 4:29:31 PM
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"My wife said pussies only get wet when something is wrong with them. Why is everyone laughing?"

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An_Actual_Chad
08/20/20 4:31:27 PM
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DeadBankerDream
08/20/20 4:32:24 PM
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An_Actual_Chad posted...


I was expecting the line to still be children I was pre-emptively horrified.
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MirageOfRuins
08/20/20 4:32:25 PM
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Ben Shapiro is like some really square white guy living in the 50s
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UnfairRepresent
08/20/20 4:37:43 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...


I was expecting the line to still be children I was pre-emptively horrified.

lol
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au_gold
08/20/20 4:38:26 PM
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Ben Shapiro wouldnt know a WAP if one sat on his face.

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lincoln002
08/20/20 4:39:17 PM
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MirageOfRuins posted...
Ben Shapiro is like some really square white guy living in the 50s

This is too funny, Ben Shapiro is a character out of a Dave Chappelle skit on white people. There is such a thing as being too smart. What a dope! Ben Shapiro is the kind of dude who uses both male and female condoms and spermacide cream while his wife is on birth control...

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Lysandear
08/20/20 4:40:06 PM
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Wait, so the song is actually called wet ass p******? Wow

wait, ok. so ben shapiro thinks...it's medical condition if a woman gets wet...because his doctor wife told him that

so she basically said he's not good in bed, or even titillating at all, and he broadcasted that fact to everyone

how does this fucking weasel even dress himself in the morning? how did THIS GUY get rich and famous?
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vigorm0rtis
08/20/20 4:49:35 PM
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Lysandear posted...
how did THIS GUY get rich and famous?

If you have no shame, can tie your shoes and don't look like something that crawled out of a bog, money's easy to make.

I'm pretty sure I could be a millionaire in 5 years if I decided to sell my soul to either conservatism or religious fundamentalism.

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Esrac
08/20/20 4:59:37 PM
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Lysandear posted...
Wait, so the song is actually called wet ass p******? Wow

wait, ok. so ben shapiro thinks...it's medical condition if a woman gets wet...because his doctor wife told him that

so she basically said he's not good in bed, or even titillating at all, and he broadcasted that fact to everyone

how does this fucking weasel even dress himself in the morning? how did THIS GUY get rich and famous?

Well, being serious, he is talking about excessive secretions and discharge as could be caused by something like vaginosis. As if he's making some obtuse gotcha joke.

But it is more funny to make fun of him as if he has never gotten a woman wet.
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Dathrowed1
08/20/20 5:00:56 PM
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yeah dude took a huge L there

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Lordgold666
08/20/20 5:06:44 PM
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Lmao

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fire_bolt
08/20/20 5:20:32 PM
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Dathrowed1 posted...
yeah dude took a huge L there


Yeah, this L might be enough to push him out of the cultural zeitgeist entirely
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justaguy3492
08/20/20 5:21:38 PM
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Of course he pronounced it "wahhp" lol.

Also lol at that patronizing tone he uses when he says this is empowering. The amount of money they'll make on that song is definitely going to allow them to buy whatever the hell they want, I'd call that empowering.

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Prestoff
08/20/20 5:25:28 PM
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ThyCorndog
08/20/20 5:35:29 PM
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au_gold posted...
Ben Shapiro wouldnt know a WAP if one sat on his face.
he would freak out and wonder which disease he's being infected by since only diseased pussies can get wet

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TheCodeisBosco
08/20/20 5:49:10 PM
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The thing about WAP is, any criticism of it is gonna be met with "you must be bad at sex," "your girl has DAP lmao" and the like. And if those remarks are responded to, they'll just double down. Normally, I can't stand this kind of "Kafka trap" attitude, but...

1) The most prominent critics of WAP really are coming off as nonsensical dumbasses.
2) Cardi B rules and Meg is even better.
3) The song is genuinely good, funny and more than welcome during the pandemic blues.

So, this is one of those rare instances where I actually support the Kafka-trappers. THERE'S SOME WHOOORES IN THIS HOUSE

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creativerealms
08/20/20 5:51:47 PM
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Triggered SJW.

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JungleBoy
08/20/20 5:59:57 PM
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Yall really don't get that he's making jokes

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Blightzkrieg
08/20/20 6:01:13 PM
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JungleBoy posted...
Yall really don't get that he's making jokes
what is the punchline

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Darmik
08/20/20 6:06:42 PM
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TheCodeisBosco posted...
The thing about WAP is, any criticism of it is gonna be met with "you must be bad at sex," "your girl has DAP lmao" and the like. And if those remarks are responded to, they'll just double down. Normally, I can't stand this kind of "Kafka trap" attitude, but...

1) The most prominent critics of WAP really are coming off as nonsensical dumbasses.
2) Cardi B rules and Meg is even better.
3) The song is genuinely good, funny and more than welcome during the pandemic blues.

So, this is one of those rare instances where I actually support the Kafka-trappers. THERE'S SOME WHOOORES IN THIS HOUSE

There are some songs that are so over the top and ridiculous then yeah people who criticize them do look ridiculous when they try to take it seriously. Especially when they take every lyric literally as some sort of asinine gotcha like Shapiro tried to.

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clyde_frog
08/20/20 6:14:23 PM
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JungleBoy posted...
Yall really don't get that he's making jokes

Is the joke that he cant get his wife excited in bed? Because hes certainly making us all laugh at him.

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lincoln002
08/20/20 6:26:00 PM
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JungleBoy posted...
Yall really don't get that he's making jokes

Its really hard to side with Shapiro on this one, all he's missing is a big pair of glasses for the video to make him look like he only ever has sex to procreate. The nasally voice, the scrawny physique, square haircut, short stature, married to a doctor, known for his debate skills, etc. Let's just say it's easier as a dude to bury this guy than to defend him as a man... Ben Shapiro should've kept his mouth shut on this one.

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KStateKing17
08/20/20 6:27:00 PM
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TheCodeisBosco posted...
The thing about WAP is, any criticism of it is gonna be met with "you must be bad at sex," "your girl has DAP lmao" and the like. And if those remarks are responded to, they'll just double down. Normally, I can't stand this kind of "Kafka trap" attitude, but...

1) The most prominent critics of WAP really are coming off as nonsensical dumbasses.
2) Cardi B rules and Meg is even better.
3) The song is genuinely good, funny and more than welcome during the pandemic blues.

So, this is one of those rare instances where I actually support the Kafka-trappers. THERE'S SOME WHOOORES IN THIS HOUSE
My only issue is that some of the critics are male artists and people that had no problems with some of the older songs like Tip Drill and Get Money. All of a sudden, Cardi B, Meg and Nicki are a problem. It's one thing if you were never into that sort of stuff, but I think some of these men are intimidated.

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Taharqa_
08/20/20 6:30:11 PM
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If there's a hell they're playing this video there. That voice is just irritating, it's a legal form of torture.

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jon1012
08/20/20 6:35:23 PM
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what a nerd. Still wanna make sweet love to his sister.



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creativerealms
08/21/20 1:10:47 AM
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jon1012 posted...
what a nerd. Still wanna make sweet love to his sister.

Her face looks too much like his.

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shnangyboos
08/21/20 1:12:14 AM
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isn't the song about the pussy getting wet because of money?

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Jabodie
08/21/20 1:12:53 AM
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fire_bolt
08/21/20 1:17:01 AM
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creativerealms posted...

Her face looks too much like his.


She has a face?
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Keith_Valentine
08/21/20 1:54:49 AM
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Esrac posted...
Well, being serious, he is talking about excessive secretions and discharge as could be caused by something like vaginosis. As if he's making some obtuse gotcha joke.

But it is more funny to make fun of him as if he has never gotten a woman wet.

Yea i had to doublecheck posts and see if people were actually serious with some of these responses.

Ben is 100% being facetious and concern trolling, the whole video. He suggests they have some sort of bacteria or yeast infection because they claim their Ps are so wet you need a bucket and a mop. Hes mocking the crap out of the video with unrelenting sarcasm, he thinks the song sucks. Dude is a classical musician ftr. Some of you luling but WOOOSH.

Also i want to dance in the rain in Paris with his sister. And work on some night moves.
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Frogles
08/21/20 2:11:37 AM
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clyde_frog posted...
Is the joke that he cant get his wife excited in bed? Because hes certainly making us all laugh at him.
you've gotten a women so excited that you needed a bucket and a mop to clean up the aftermath?

goddamn bro you should change your name to chad_frog

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KStateKing17
08/21/20 2:21:42 AM
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Jabodie posted...
That implies he cares enough to give her head

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An_Actual_Chad
08/21/20 2:22:44 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Ben is 100% being facetious and concern trolling, the whole video. He suggests they have some sort of bacteria or yeast infection because they claim their Ps are so wet you need a bucket and a mop. Hes mocking the crap out of the video with unrelenting sarcasm, ...

Yet he completely fails at humor due to being such a tightwad. So naturally, people are turning the "joke" back on him. It's a tactic bullies have been using on losers since the beginning of time. Ben talks about how he was bullied in high school relentlessly, yet continually shows how it was probably something he brought upon himself.

Keith_Valentine posted...
he thinks the song sucks. Dude is a classical musician ftr.
Lol TwoSetViolin (actual classical violinists) disagree with your statement. Most of their criticisms are due to his lack of feeling and emotion, which is also the reason he sucks at humor and so many other subjects, and why it is so CRINGE any time he talks about movies, music, or any other form of art.
https://youtu.be/G2IaR8uRzXM

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JadeBaby
08/21/20 2:30:14 AM
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Ben and his minions: Facts don't care about your feelings snowflake! Grow a thicker skin or run back to your safespace!

Also Ben Shapiro and his minions: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOMEN IN EXPLICIT MUSIC VIDEOS!

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Keith_Valentine
08/21/20 2:37:59 AM
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Chad thats fine you feel that way, but most of you mocking him already did not like the guy or his politics coming into this. So a lot of you are reaching and trying hard to make him look dumb but its just your personal bias towards the man. To someone who is neutrally watching the video without disliking him, its obvious what hes doing. Thats all. Like tc in the first post implying Ben actually consulted a doctor because he didnt know P gets soaking wet, tc is deliberately being misleading about the video content. So to me, thats just weird.

Also Ben is probably married to a good looking woman, hes rich, and a majority of you are single. So who is really winning? His sexual experience is way more than most of yours is, hes just not the type of dude to smash it in everyones face for money like cardi b. Who , as i pointed out in another topic, has already been cheated on by Offset, will proly get divorced in the future, and got outclassed by Meg on her own song. The song mostly sucks imo, i do like Megs verse.
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Letron_James
08/21/20 2:42:06 AM
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Ben needs to get laid more

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pittsburghpirates66
08/21/20 2:42:49 AM
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https://twitter.com/FLITTER/status/1292882600302911489

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Pitbuller_26
08/21/20 3:03:36 AM
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Art imitates life.
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Bishop9800
08/21/20 3:23:27 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Also Ben is probably married to a good looking woman,




This is his wife. Take it for what its worth.

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iPhone_7
08/21/20 8:19:14 AM
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I need to start watching his videos because this and the stuff making fun of him had me cracking up so hard. I never paid attention to him I just knew hes an alt-tighter.

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Keith_Valentine
08/21/20 8:39:09 AM
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Bishop9800 posted...


This is his wife. Take it for what its worth.

Well you did pick the most unflattering picture



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Bishop9800
08/21/20 1:53:26 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Well you did pick the most unflattering picture

You act like those are any better....

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Prestoff
08/21/20 1:54:46 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
You act like those are any better....

Seriously lol

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MrPeppers
08/21/20 1:58:39 PM
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I think his wife is an OBGYN and he's acting like his second hand information for a fucking song of all things is actually relevant.

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08/21/20 2:01:29 PM
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Tmaster148
08/21/20 2:08:02 PM
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Imagine getting upset that someone who made himself look like an idiot is getting mocked by the internet.

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