Current Events > So what the fuck is up with Old Spice Classic

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Thought I'd change things up and get the retro shit, like it's been around for fuckin ages, it's gotta work well yeah?

It fuckin burns to hell and back it's awful

Googled it and it's a pretty common problem. Why is this on the market lmao
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Its for men who dont have weak skin. You need the original original formula it sounds like.

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"Tim, your armpit skin is weak?????"

Bruh it's literally my fuckin armpits what do you want from me of course they're soft and shit lmao
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Rub them with sandpaper to toughen them up.

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Thicken up that armpit skin, then get back to us.

Until then I recommend Secret. It's strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a bitch.

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