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g0ldie
09/21/20 2:52:25 PM
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my results were updated, so I thought, why not



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g0ldie
09/21/20 3:27:47 PM
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Mezcla
09/21/20 3:30:10 PM
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i did ancestry dna. it said pretty much what i thought it would say

but yeah it was updated and my 50% philippines changed to 44% southern philippines and 6% northern philippines. which makes since as my mom is from the middle of the Philippines.

the other half is a mix of ghana, nigeria, mali, england, and ireland. slave trade etc.

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FF_Redux
09/21/20 3:33:26 PM
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I aint doing it in case they need to use it atainst me is some crime I may commit. They recently solved a double murder from 16 years aho because of that. He heard a voice to kill 2 pol and murdred a 6 year old boy and a lady at random. And now the guy who solved it with that is now training a special dna taskforce.

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g0ldie
09/21/20 3:35:55 PM
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can't they track you through a relative who might take the test?

that's how they caught a serial killer in the US, iirc.

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Mike Xtreme
09/21/20 3:36:51 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
I aint doing it in case they need to use it atainst me is some crime I may commit. They recently solved a double murder from 16 years aho because of that. He heard a voice to kill 2 pol and murdred a 6 year old boy and a lady at random. And now the guy who solved it with that is now training a special dna taskforce.

Do you know how they caught the Golden State Killer?

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Itachi157
09/21/20 3:37:15 PM
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g0ldie posted...
can't they track you through a relative who might take the test?

that's how they caught a serial killer in the US, iirc.

Yeah these are super popular so likely some relative (probably a close one) will have done one. And you can't control other people.
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FF_Redux
09/21/20 3:38:22 PM
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Oh yeah that's how they caught him here too. Also that reason what if my sister commits a murder or something. I know it's messed up but family is family.

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g0ldie
09/21/20 4:56:43 PM
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g0ldie
09/21/20 5:00:48 PM
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^ tbh, I don't think it was worth it, but my brother and cousin tried it out so I was curious

I was kinda interested in the health report stuff, though.

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Hexenherz
09/21/20 5:01:29 PM
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I don't trust those things, which sucks because I've always wanted to do it.

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Beveren_Rabbit
09/21/20 5:01:45 PM
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Spend money to give a business your private info then be scared of tiktok
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g0ldie
09/21/20 5:03:03 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
What's your background if you don't mind me asking? Descended from slaves or immigrants? You live in the US right?

I'm wondering because Eastern Bantu is really curious.
my family's from Rwanda, and my parents came over to the US in the 70s

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Wetterdew
09/21/20 5:06:29 PM
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I had mine done in college as part of an experiment. The ancestry didn't interest me as much as the genetic traits did.

I have one copy of the bad APOE gene which makes me likelier to get alzheimers disease when I'm old, and it also means at least one of my parents has it (and maybe my brothers)

I also am genetically unlikely to go bald, which I already could tell based on family history.

And I have fast-twitch muscle fibers.

Also it thinks I am likely lactose intolerant, but I think I digest it fine.

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FL81
09/21/20 5:18:38 PM
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No thanks, I don't want insurance companies and the federal government buying my genetic data.

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GoodOlJr
09/21/20 5:19:18 PM
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FL81 posted...
No thanks, I don't want insurance companies and the federal government buying my genetic data.


But you can find out what kind of white you are or find out your a bastard child and ruin your life!
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g0ldie
09/21/20 5:27:30 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
Do you observe any traditions or customs from Rwanda?
we have naming day ceremonies, where we present newborns to the public.

it's basically a party, with music, food, dancing, etc., where people submit names for a newborn. it's mostly customary, since the parents had likely already chosen their kid's name by that time.

and there's this one ceremony where the prospective groom's family tries to prove his worth as a future husband, and make offerings to her family. it's another customary thing, because they're going to marry anyway, but people seem to like it.

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g0ldie
09/21/20 9:07:51 PM
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Zanzenburger
09/21/20 9:19:26 PM
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Here are my top three.



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VTBM
09/21/20 9:23:46 PM
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Sent mine in a couple of days ago, so I can't really contribute right now. :(

Not really expecting anything amazing though.

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Geisterdrache
09/21/20 9:25:26 PM
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It updated recently. Split "British Isles" which was the top to Scotland and England.



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JBaLLEN66
09/21/20 9:30:44 PM
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im black af lol

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TheLiarParadox
09/21/20 9:32:21 PM
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64% European of like 12 countries, 28% East Asian & Native American, and the rest is Sub-Saharan African and unspecified.

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ThyCorndog
09/21/20 9:49:17 PM
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dave_is_slick
09/21/20 9:49:47 PM
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My dad is interested in doing this for the hell of it. The only things I know for sure is that I'm black, Italian, and hispanic

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Coloradough
09/21/20 9:52:18 PM
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I was taught in genetics class that most people read these tests wrong

If it reads "4% Somali" you don't necessarily have a Somali ancestor, there's just a 4% chance you have Somali heritage somewhere at some point and a 96% chance you don't have Somali heritage and instead have something else

But maybe they've updated them since them


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JBaLLEN66
09/21/20 9:57:25 PM
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Coloradough posted...
I was taught in genetics class that most people read these tests wrong

If it reads "4% Somali" you don't necessarily have a Somali ancestor, there's just a 4% chance you have Somali heritage somewhere at some point and a 96% chance you don't have Somali heritage and instead have something else

But maybe they've updated them since them

well mine seems accurate lol

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GoodOlJr
09/21/20 11:36:40 PM
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Geisterdrache posted...
It updated recently. Split "British Isles" which was the top to Scotland and England.




Damn, other then albania you come from good stock
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g0ldie
09/21/20 11:37:31 PM
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ThyCorndog
09/21/20 11:48:32 PM
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Geisterdrache
09/21/20 11:49:37 PM
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@GoodOlJr Yeah you can fuck all the way right the fuck off.

Also, tagged appropriately.

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ThyCorndog
09/21/20 11:50:16 PM
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I see it as comedic timing, because I just got home

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Geisterdrache
09/21/20 11:56:44 PM
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I honestly don't even know where the Albanian comes from. Low enough to be within the margin of error, but probably from my Sicilian ancestry (that I inherited little to none of) since Sicily had a lot of immigrants from all over the area over the years.

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ThyCorndog
09/21/20 11:59:44 PM
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it might just be greek tbh cause sicilians are closely related to them and these things are never super accurate

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Geisterdrache
09/22/20 12:16:55 AM
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Yeah last update I had 7% Italian estimated, now it's just that Greek/Albanian lol. Probably right.

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GoodOlJr
09/22/20 1:54:43 AM
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Geisterdrache posted...
@GoodOlJr Yeah you can fuck all the way right the fuck off.

Also, tagged appropriately.


ROFL

It was a joke jeez, it was 2%.

I would like to know mine but I wont be selling me genes to some weird company
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Orlando_Jordan
09/22/20 1:56:03 AM
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Congrats on handing them your DNA and also giving them money. Now your healthcare premiums will be higher.

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GoodOlJr
09/22/20 1:58:10 AM
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Also congrats for taking offense to an obvious joke

Tbh albanians > germans btw
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g0ldie
09/22/20 2:02:35 AM
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you can never really know on this site, tbh.

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ThyCorndog
09/22/20 10:29:56 AM
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Geisterdrache
09/22/20 10:35:55 AM
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GoodOlJr posted...
Also congrats for taking offense to an obvious joke

Tbh albanians > germans btw
My dude, there are plenty of open white supremacists on this board and people who advocate for shit like genocide. Just the other day a poster was praising Trump for recognizing the reality of good genes.

Point is, it isnt obvious on this website

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GoodOlJr
09/22/20 10:53:59 AM
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You must be exaggerating, ive never seen an open white supramecist on gamefaqs who lasted very long

But fine

I did get modded for it, I doubt I would have gotten modded if I said and iranian or an nigerian has good genes. When iranians have some of the best wrestlers/lifters etc, It was more a joke about albania being poor
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JBaLLEN66
09/22/20 10:57:37 AM
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need more posts

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JBaLLEN66
09/22/20 11:03:24 AM
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also do you yall know much about the actual ancestors part? It was easy af to trace my white ancestors because they were basically non first born tudors that didn't benefit from the English inheritance law and went to Virginia and etc. I want to know what African tribes I'm from because those areas are too broad.

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ThyCorndog
09/22/20 11:06:22 AM
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I personally don't know anything about my family pre mid/late 1800's. it's a big reason why I did ancestry and 23andme

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JBaLLEN66
09/22/20 11:08:11 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
I personally don't know anything about my family pre mid/late 1800's. it's a big reason why I did ancestry and 23andme

where did they come from in the 1800s?

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TroutPaste
09/22/20 11:09:19 AM
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Mine have changed like three times in the past few years. This is the most recent update

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